Blind Item #3
This A+ list mostly movie actor bailed on his fans and other obligations after his actress girlfriend told him he had 20 minutes to get to her place or she would not see him for a week. Apparently she has followed through on her threats before so the actor hustled over as quickly as possible. The guy is lust blind.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
ReplyDeleteForgot the clicky
DeleteVIP-Thank God that Jack Sparrow impersonator was there to save the day!
DeleteEthorne! Missed ya betch :)
DeleteHey Lotta! You too! :)
Delete^Jep
ReplyDeleteAgree with Depp/Heard.
ReplyDeleteIs he this stupid ?
ReplyDeleteTotally Deep and Heard.
ReplyDeleteShe must have an amazing whooha. Definitely a manipulative one!
Thank you Amber! Johnny is finally looking hot again
ReplyDeleteDammit Johnny, act like a fucking man! And quick before you are married, a father again, then divorced and this ho is buying boytoys Porsches w/ her Gilbert Grape money.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
ReplyDeleteShe could teach us all this Heard Hoo-ha Hypnosis technique. Johnny looks like he is being led around by the nose at best, catfished at worse.
ReplyDelete(If 'catfish' can mean when a mostly lesbian seduces a powerful dude to advance her standing. Is there a better term?)
Oh, Johnny, I see you're still working the EXACT SAME clothes! It's been an entire press tour with the same three mix-and-match suits! Maybe Amber's nose don't work so good. Unlike other parts of her body, apparently.
ReplyDeleteOh Hoo-ha, I didn't know how to spell it!
ReplyDeleteHoo-ha Hypnosis, should be a song! Or a class..
The power of the p.u.s.s.y.
ReplyDeleteShe must have the "golden box" as my husband says.. Or the vaginal wrench. And she must also not be able to smell.
ReplyDeleteThat's how you do it.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp's pirate card should be revoked.
ReplyDeleteHopefully she makes him brush and shower before the pegging.
ReplyDeleteI hope his shitty movie tanks. And FWIW, someone was right on here a couple weeks ago re: Enty saying World War Z would flop (it didn't). That person also said that The Lone Ranger will flop (hope it does).
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