This former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B+ in his new gig does not seem to have learned his lesson and had sex on the beach with someone who was not his wife. Oh, and not his baby mama. Oh, and not his current mistress.
For some weird reason Wayne Newton popped into my head when I was reading this. Then I laughed out loud because that would be a pretty awesome story to hear about him. (I mean for us, not his wife, et al.)
Apart from the absence of the "foreign born" mention and the fact he was never big in the US but in the rest of the world, it could be Liam Gallagher. A list with Oasis, B+ with Beady Eye.
Oh @brainyangel - I <3 you for posting that. Still an all time favorite of mine. I still say that and "That'll be enough, Nickelback" with my friends. LMAO
@Jenn---I completely agree!! Sex on the beach is always way more fun in theory. In reality, it's just a bunch of sand in places that you don't want sand
Gid, do these people have ANY self control at all?? I hope this idiot got fleas and crabs!!
ReplyDeleteHehe, @auntliddy. Fleas and crabs from beach sexing.
Deletelol, I know auntliddy. I'd be too worried about catching something I couldn't get rid of from these easy pieces to enjoy myself.
ReplyDeleteSwizz Beats? I have no clue. Any/all of them?
ReplyDeleteFor some weird reason Wayne Newton popped into my head when I was reading this. Then I laughed out loud because that would be a pretty awesome story to hear about him. (I mean for us, not his wife, et al.)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!! Rad.
DeleteBlake Sheldon (Shelton)?
ReplyDeleteApart from the absence of the "foreign born" mention and the fact he was never big in the US but in the rest of the world, it could be Liam Gallagher. A list with Oasis, B+ with Beady Eye.
ReplyDeleteI like the Blake guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say Keith Urban so we can hear more stories about him and Nic being a happy couple about town with the kids.
ReplyDeleteThat's twice today I've agreed with you. Kidman fans and their devotion...
DeleteBlake doesn't have a baby mama..
ReplyDeleteHow about Nich Lachy?
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ReplyDeleteNot learned his lesson? The lesson being that you shouldn't have sex? Whose side are you on, Enty? Did y'all convert to the Taliban overnight?
ReplyDeleteRobin Thicke?
ReplyDeleteLiam Gallegher?
ReplyDeleteGary Numan.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Nick Lachrymose also when reading this.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook - LMAO at Nick Lachrymose
DeleteJEsus christ Nick Lachey
ReplyDeleteThat's alot of ladies to keep track of around the holidays.
ReplyDeleteWiz K.
ReplyDeleteNot Nick. his wife and baby mama are the same person. And he doesn't have a new gig, does he? He's back to the old gig these days.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, I got nothing.
@Gayeld - not that I think this IS Nick, he does have a new gig hosting some terrible singing contest show called 'And The Winner Is'.
DeleteI still don't think he fits this blind. I like the Swizz Beats guess.
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ReplyDeleteStay out of it, Nick Lachey:
ReplyDeletehttp://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/cookletaappreciation/stay-out-of-it-nick-lachey.gif
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I don't know who this is but it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSand gets in your crevices!
ReplyDeleteOh @brainyangel - I <3 you for posting that. Still an all time favorite of mine. I still say that and "That'll be enough, Nickelback" with my friends. LMAO
ReplyDeleteand where it began - http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x99d71_the-soup-one-tree-hill-stay-out-of_fun#.UemFidJhOSo
ReplyDeleteLiam Galagher
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Robin Thicke too
ReplyDelete@HotHotHeat: I'm tellin ya, once you break that seal its every other post, just like drinkin beer.
ReplyDeleteSex in the beach is really only good in drink form. Otherwise, sand in the cooch.
ReplyDeleteLiam G has been in (beachy) Ibiza the past few days performing with his band and being "comforted" by unknown bikini babes there per the Brit tabs.
ReplyDelete@Jenn---I completely agree!! Sex on the beach is always way more fun in theory. In reality, it's just a bunch of sand in places that you don't want sand
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