Wednesday, July 03, 2013
Blind Item #1
This almost A list mostly movie actress from a former hit franchise is trying to show how tough and punk she is. It is pretty hard to look tough though when you are screaming at a waiter in English which he does not understand about how he is going to lose his job if he is passing over non-vintage champagne instead of vintage.
K Stew
ReplyDeleteYick.
ReplyDeleteAgreed, ever so pleasant K Stew.
ReplyDeleteI know she's probably insufferable... But I can't really see k-stew yelling at someone over vintage champagne. I mean, Homegirl doesn't even bathe on the regular. What does she care?
ReplyDeleteKSpew needs to pull her head out of her flat arse.
ReplyDeletethe description is weird for kstew. almost a list? mostly movie? i thought she was a list, all movie.
ReplyDeletealso, i'd picture her drinking a pbr, not champagne.
I actually don't think this is k stew. Sea a stoner I see her much more mellow, albeit dirty, than this.
ReplyDeleteShe's* ugh. Plus k stew no tv right? This says mostly movie not all.
ReplyDeleteOh Hermione Granger! How could you???
ReplyDeleteOh snap, you just messed with Emma Watson. Hide your kids, hide your dog.
DeleteK stew did a tv movie on lifetime based on the book "speak" (if that count). It say former franchise which mean the series have ended and her stock went down a bit after so almost a lost can fit.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of waiting on a rube lawyer and his mountain bride, getting his panties in a bunch b/c the 'extra-dry' Champagne he had so confidently chosen on his own was "too sweet".
ReplyDeleteWhen I began to explain that 'extra-dry' IS the sweetest Champagne we carried (explained the terms 'Brut' 'Dry' 'Sec' etc.), he handed me his lawyer business card and yelled at for 'talking down' to him. Then he and his bride traded in their "unbearably sweet" Champagne for PEPSI.
Hahahaha ha. Oh god. Awful.
DeleteIt was Moet & Chandon, BTW. Traded for Pepsi.
ReplyDelete@Libby, Hahaha money can't buy class, or intelligence.
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ReplyDeleteI was considering her, but "mostly movie" derails that idea.
I def thought of K Stew at once, and she's stupid anyway, so it's prob her, but honestly... what's with her legs? do they gross anyone else out? how can someone with all the time and money in the world have absolutely NO MUSCLE MASS in their legs whatsoever?
ReplyDeleteHer legs gross me out so much. She is always showing them off and I just look at them and think ewwwwwww. So pasty trashy shapeless. All they are is thin.
DeleteAnd I say this as the palest of the pale. She just makes every good thing decent thing or ok thing disgusting.
DeleteMegan Fox?
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman.
ReplyDeleteI also don't think KStew would do that.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Madam---If this is Emma Watson, we all owe somebody here an apology! lol!
ReplyDeleteWhat T. E. said. You think KStew drinks champagne? Yeah no. PBR or Natty Lite for that girl.
ReplyDeleteI can't see Kristin Stewart doing this. She's too much of a stoner. It's not Emma Watson either because she's a well-raised, humble young woman who doesn't seem to have any "airs" about her. Don't have a guess about who it is though because I really cannot imagine anyone doing something so ridiculous. Especially not a young person. I mean, vintage champagne? Who would know anything about that if you're under 50?
ReplyDeletemegan fox is filming, plus has the kid to take care of. also, i dont think bag would let her run around trying to be punk.
ReplyDeletewatson is an interesting choice... what is she up to right now?
last detail: kstew is/was in paris for fashion week, and while the "english but he doesnt understand" clue works, the french DO understand champagne.
No way kstew would care about nonvintage versus vintage. And how is Emma Watson mostly movie?
ReplyDeleteNo one else fits though. I call bs on this blind.
I could see Natalie Portman doing this. She seems to give off a snooty vibe.
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ReplyDeleteKristen S.
ReplyDeletedoesn't "mostly movie" include things like product endorsements, tv voiceovers, overseas adverts, etc.? kstew repped balenciago and did a tv movie, which makes her "mostly movie." i first thought she was too obvious for this blind, and thought maybe jlaw since so many blinds are suggesting she's into the coke these days, but jlaw is firmly A list, so, no go. oh, kstew, you suck. and @nellie, you are right, her legs are so pasty-thin and unattractive.
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ReplyDeletelallalolly---"Mostly movie" is a term adopted b/c Enty can't be bothered to check IMDB before posting blinds, and would forget an actor had done 5 episodes of a hit tv show, for example. Folks would rule out the correct answer based on those facts. So Enty changed to 'mostly'.
ReplyDeleteETA: lalla--Unfortunately, "Mostly Movie" can also mean mostly movie NOW, like Clooney. It's very fluid.
I could see KStew doing this. She was accused on a different blind of being at a party and when a perticular song came on from a deceased rap artist she yelled at the DJ to not play that Ghetto music. Here's part of the article:
ReplyDeleteA small group of people was gathered for a private party. When a song by a popular black artist (now deceased) came on, [Stewart] went on a rant.
“OMG! Seriously? Seriously?! What the f*ck is this? I don’t want to listen to this disgusting ghetto music! Change it now!”
This event occurred in a hotel room. Someone put on a song by the late Tupac Shakur, and Kristen made the unfortunate “ghetto” comment. There were a few people in the room who weren’t as pale as Kristen (is anyone?), and they found the remark offensive. Nobody challenged her on it. They just changed the music and commented on it when she left the room.
Kristen Stewart
ReplyDeleteThis is KScrew....she is rude to "the help" & is known to yell at them. The girl is an idiot though, her parents should of never let her leave school early.
ReplyDeleteHow about Miley...hannah being franchise..mostly movies now..when acting...shes trying so hard to be tough and could possibly be developing quite an attitude...maybe?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Tina Fey. Despite the fact that the only funny bit she was ever done is her imitation of Sarah Palin, she is an arrogant cunt with asshole star syndrome.
ReplyDeleteIts KStew this bad ass just got herself tatted up last week to show everyone how cool she is (ok it was a teeny one)
ReplyDeletey o
Keira Knightly.
ReplyDeleteNellie - who are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteWho thinks ordering champagne is punk rock????
ReplyDeleteKiki Dunst?
ReplyDeleteIt's K-Stew. She just got a tattoo to show how punk Rick she is. Wasn't she also in a movie about a punk rocker?
ReplyDeleteI think this is Kristen Stewart and first of all if you never heard her talk about food or the way she cooks you would see she is one of those food snobs. If she went to one of those finer restuarants in Paris she probably expected the best in the food and champagne.
ReplyDeleteSecondly her legs and arms are gross. She never works out unless she has to and she always referred to herself as skinny fat meaning she may be small and not over weight but that doesnt mean she has any muscle tone or alot of fat still.
@Sugar: Prius Punks? The trustafarian off spring of the Limousine Liberal.
ReplyDelete@star: you are correct. She is a tender and moist young veal calf pining for someone to stop putting up with her bullshit and give her the discipline she never got from mom and dad.
ReplyDeleteShe would probably be a tough nut to crack, I think it would take dehumanizing her like she allegedly does to those she feels are beneath her. To me that means Puppy Training.
Opening salvo:
"Outside these 4 walls, if you feel the need to have your ass kissed, fine. HOWEVER, you will accomplish that in a civil manner. Until you learn how to do that, when you are inside these 4 walls, your place is on the floor, your bed is in that cage and your food is in that dog bowl with BITCH written on it. Right now its filled with a Big Mac and malt liquor. You have 10 minutes to make it all disappear or I'm getting the shock collar and the switch, Bitch."
Probably told to her while she's yoked up against the front door, directly into her ear in an aggressive whisper. Then release grip, guide her 2 steps from the door and open it, making it crystal clear it is my way or the highway. Hopefully it is also an adequate demonstration that she can leave at anytime.
I feel it is best to introduce the shock collar as early as possible, because once it is a known factor, you can pretty much sell it on CraigsList and keep the empty box on the shelf as a boogeyman.
P.S. I don't know where I come up with it either
sounds like someone was trying the "speaking loudly will overcome the language barrier" tactic. Not necessarily snobbish. Just wanted the waiter to bring a diff bottle of the bubbbly. Yelled so he would stop before he started pouring. Emma prolly speaks several langs doubt its her.
ReplyDelete@ Count. Please google Lizzie Marriot. No need to discuss, but I really hope you take a minute and read her story.
ReplyDeleteIt's supposed to be Kristen Stewart, in Paris this week wearing haute couture short jacket and shorts with f-me pumps (see yesterday's random photos). Blind Gossip material.
ReplyDelete@hairy dawg: sounds to me like mental patient led her friend to death at the hands of a sociopath.
ReplyDeleteI don't dig the whole slave thing, I got no need to force anyone into any thing or own anyone. I am much more in to thoughts of a willing sub or a pet.
Also, I ain't in to choking betches. Not with my hands and certainly not with a rope. Squeeze the sides of the neck, sure, but never pressure on the throat. I'm way to clumsy fer that.
Really, I don't know why you told me to google her.
KStew was just talking about some 70's punk band while showing off her tattoo in DM yesterday. Sorry, if details are wrong, I didn't read the article, just the headline.
ReplyDeletekstew trying to impress paris folks w/ her knowledge of the finer things(eye roll)
ReplyDelete@count. yesss! this is you! you are not far from doing the same. sorrry you got dealt a small weenie. keep the misoginism to your self. i find you i kill you douchebag
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula, you are my new hero.
ReplyDeleteS'if KStew would drinking champagne, if she's such a foodie she'd sampling wine, not fizzy alcohol
@Hairydawg: You are stupid. Misogyny is a hatred of all women, not certain specific ones. And to think that everyone who dips their toe into S&M is gonna be killin bitches is as dumb as saying that every mentally damaged broad is gonna stick her kids in the car and drive into a lake. I hope you have neither a kids nor a lake near by.
ReplyDeleteYour death threat has been screen capped. A complaint will be sent to the site Admin, and if it persists, it will be sent to the FBI. Shouldn't be that hard to find a moron in advertising out of the 5k people in Rye.
Inconclusion, I hope you get hit in the face with a bottle rocket today, not because you are a woman, but because America has reached its quota of stupid, so your position has become redundant.
@Zelda, Thank You. Happy 4th of July, Betch!
I say Emma Watson.....the champagne is what spells it out....KStew does not even go out to places that serve it.....and at #4 on Forbes list of Power...the description does not fit, sorry- KStew has also done only movies...no TV that I am aware of-
ReplyDeleteHonestly, this description sounds like Ashley Green with the attitude, but the ranking is too high for her