Right about now, Amanda Bynes is due in court in NYC in response to the bong throwing incident. This was the time that police went to her apartment and she threw something out the window which broke into a million pieces on some other lower roof and police said she had pot and Amanda said she didn't and Amanda accused the policeman of hitting her vajayjay and then showed up in court in her Tuesday wig when it was a Thursday so her wig looked like a mess and then she called everyone ugly. I think the most exciting thing that will happen in court this morning is seeing what wig she chooses to wear and whether she shows off any plastic surgery she says she has had. I think all Amanda is now is background noise and no one is all that interested in her any longer so she is going to have to step up her shock and awe campaign if she wants people to continue to notice her.
Omg, I need a better visual of these wigs. @Amanda's Wig, where are youuu?
ReplyDeleteget it together, girl...
ReplyDelete@Amanda's Wig, which one will be atop Mandy's head today?
ReplyDeleteLooks like she went with aqua and I kind of love it
ReplyDeleteLooks like she dyed it with kool-aid
Delete@Onyx- i kinda love it too.
DeleteMiss Mandy is innocent. Where is the evidence? Where was the warrant to enter her apartment? Why is the NYPD attempting to crucify this young woman?
ReplyDeleteMiss Mandy, if you need a new bong, might I suggest you go with the Big Dick Dudley piece from Snake River Pipeworks. It comes in the color you prefer, and would prolly be suitable for pussy murderin, once you are stoned. I'd suggest pouring out the bong water though, as I don't think a bong water douche would be the best thing for your vagina's health.
I'm beginning to think that when she calls someone ugly she is really telling them she likes them. She called the Obamas ugly yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAmanda's Wig! Where are you? Update for court with your pie in the sky position!
ReplyDeleteAt least in NYC, they know the difference between 'eccentric' and 'NUTSO'.
ReplyDeleteIn LA not so much.
@Libby, I thought the difference was money
DeleteSorry I'm late guys, A needed me. I am Wig, the one and only! Wigs aren't like days of the week underwear! Wtf is a Thursday wig? Whoever said that is ugly! Do you like my makeover?
ReplyDelete@AmandasWig- You were on court, you're forgiven. How was the dye, did it sting?
DeleteYay! I don't have a wig handy, so I'm going to wrap a towel around my hair in celebration instead.
Delete@Lotta-No, kool-aid is refreshing! @dawn bee must go to my salon too!
Deletelol, Charlotte, true.
ReplyDeleteI meant the difference between being a danger to others, or just a weirdo. Cali's a bit skewed, they are weirdo-blind. Many sane AND insane folks out there look the same.
The first time I went to California (Riverside---suburbia), I got this eerie feeling everywhere, until I realized---NO ONE was looking at me! I was way normal there! (Where I'm from, being different gets you beat up your whole life, KWIM?)
I'm loving the aqua wig boo!
ReplyDeleteYou are so sweet! I bet you're pretty like me & A!
DeleteWell of course I am! Ugly people shouldn't be allowed on the internet. You know who I mean ;)
DeletePretty, pretty hair, Wiggie!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks MousE! You're cute too!
DeleteI'm loving the aqua, Wiggie!
DeleteThanks Bailey! I think I might go hot stripper pink next time! Then my milkshake will bring ALL the boys to the yard!
DeleteNow you tell me Ocho Cinco goes to jail for contempt when he playfully slaps his lawyer on the butt in court but this whitebitch wears a wig to court not once but TWICE and gets nothing????!!!!
ReplyDeleteWig is combed, I'm impressed. Amanda's wig, you looked great!
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