You would never know it by looking at the news, but there were approximately another 369,999 babies born yesterday in the world that are not going to be the future King Of England. Apparently though, those other 369,999 babies are not news worthy. Wait, scratch that. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem welcomed their second child yesterday, so there were 369,998 babies born yesterday that were not news worthy. That is a whole lot of people being born everyday. It is hard to believe the entire eyes of the world were on Kate. Mine were on Penelope because I kept hoping to see photos of her sister Monica Cruz. You know, I love Monica Cruz. Not as much as I love an ice cold tequila and bacon wrapped bacon at the end of the day, but it is right up there. Eyes in the country world were focused on Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum who gave birth to a girl yesterday so, there were only 369,997 babies yesterday that were born who were not newsworthy.
This post was just stoopid.
ReplyDeleteAnd really lame for angry-Enty to try to sound like original-Enty. Not very successful.
ReplyDeleteIn more interesting news, Amanda Bynes is FINALLY on 5150 hold in California. Thank God, her cries for help finally were answered. According to TMZ, she set fire to someone's driveway and a nursing home called the cops on her for trespassing earlier in the evening.
ReplyDeleteDid Hollywood Dime ever spill with the story she said she had on Amanda?
ReplyDeletewhen will someone scrub off Javier and bring back the hot?
ReplyDeleteThe pics of her heavily pregnant from last weekend made me feel for her, she looked so over it, tired and blehhh. Happy she finally popped.
ReplyDelete@Mango I haven't seen anything, I was looking for that too.
ReplyDeleteIrony fail.
ReplyDeleteAre we supposed to be outraged for the noncelebrity babies? They're the lucky ones.
At first, I mixed up Hilary Scott with Hilary Burton or whatever from One Tree Hill, and wanted to be like "uch, shut up Peyton."
ReplyDeleteMy co worker and his significant other had their first baby yesterday too. A boy. Pretty exciting I think!
ReplyDeleteYour user name is my new favourite thing in the entire word
DeleteJavier looks like a longer faced version of Jeffrey dean Morgan in that picture
ReplyDeleteI've always loved Javier, but damn dude, take a shower!
ReplyDeleteGet off of your soapbox "Enty". You saw this reported on someone else's blog (only they did it eight hours ago).
ReplyDeleteHow many postings did you put up on that royal baby yesterday?
Really Enty? Being mean to the Royal Baby now?
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Hillary and Penelope and everyone else who had babies yesterday, and today, and each and everyday!
@Jules said it! Come on, Enterns!
ReplyDeleteJust watched William drive Kate and the baby home from the hospital --it was very sweet.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling they had to have practiced putting the car seat in themselves. They were too dang smooth for rookies.
I think it's cool that all those other women can say " the prince has YOUR birthday!"
ReplyDeleteOh good, Bardem has the "sloppy dad" look down already.
ReplyDeleteLove penelope, love javier, happy for them. All new babies are completely delightful.
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