There is no such word in existence for those who are literate and not just phonetically jotting down a mispronunciation for the word "caramelise" (or with Z for Americans)
Bipartisan - doesn't that sound like it should be some sort of cake topping? Chocolate sponge with cherry conserve filling and bipartisan topping, garnished with black cherries...
Several languages, google it if curious about the meaning: -"Tateme" & "honne" (Japanese): I miss those two words many days in my life to define people and their behaviour. -"Cracker" (English): Because this will never be called "the second C word". -"Goniff" (Yiddish): Another word I use in order to define people. -"Cymotrichous" (English): Because its an absurdly difficult word for something so normal. -"Occiso" (Spanish): Because it seems to be something nice and it's not much. -"Biángbiáng" (Chinese): Because its hanzi is almost impossible to write.
Brainiac - but only when used to describe someone who is clearly incapable of intelligent or logical thoughts. E.g., "What government brainiac decided to put traffic circles at the interstate exits of an already overcrowded suburb?" (Anyone here been to Brighton, Michigan?) - Interchangeable with my second favorite word, fucktard.
Bloomers - always cracked me up! My old Italian aunt used to say make sure you have on clean "Boundandi's" that always cracked me up too! (Italian for bloomers).
Can't pick just one. There are many more but these are what spring to mind upon first cup of coffee. Thanks for sharing so many cool words-just awesomely fantabulous!
Taint.
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ReplyDeleteAnanda. It's sanskrit for "bliss".
ReplyDeletePuce.
ReplyDeleteKels, you are clearly the most mature person on this blog.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, my favorite word is "jackass".
I'm gonna go examine my life choices now...
MY favorite word would have to be PIT. Ok, I'll check back later for everyone else's. I have to go help MY bf snake the toilet.
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ReplyDeleteGrapefruit!
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ReplyDeleteThat's Katie Perry's family's favorite word, too.
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ReplyDeleteGoddamnit. It's a verb, noun and adjective for me.
ReplyDeleteFraudulent
ReplyDeletegobsmacked
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeletebananas!
ReplyDeleteSadie! My doggy's name :) It's been on my lips constantly for more than ten years.
ReplyDeleteFucktard or Fuckstick.
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ReplyDeleteThere is no such word in existence for those who are literate and not just phonetically jotting down a mispronunciation for the word "caramelise" (or with Z for Americans)
DeleteTroll.
DeleteDouche, as in "He is a bag of douche."
ReplyDeleteFavorite word-yes. Unfavorite-panties. Women HATE that word!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteZiggy Ziggy Now
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ReplyDeleteRight now, it's cockbag.
ReplyDeleteI'm with VIP - schadenfreude.
ReplyDeleteCanoodle
ReplyDeleteSaudade
ReplyDeleteJazzhole
ReplyDeleteLovely.
ReplyDeleteTempestuous -- naturally!
ReplyDeleteSamoan.
ReplyDeletespackle. also shimmery
ReplyDeleteAsplundah
ReplyDeleteexpecto patronum
ReplyDeleteSorry - correct spelling is Asplundh
ReplyDeleteFuckery. Waffles is a close second
ReplyDeleteI like fuckery. Especially when used in conjunction with trick..what kind of fuckery is that trick up to?
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ReplyDeleteInconceivable
ReplyDeleteScofflaw.
ReplyDeleteIt's so literal.
Presch
ReplyDeletei agree with the count, and i'm scared.. :) but i guess i prefer 'taintastic'!
ReplyDeleteChalice.
ReplyDeleteFuckwit. Speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteBipartisan - doesn't that sound like it should be some sort of cake topping? Chocolate sponge with cherry conserve filling and bipartisan topping, garnished with black cherries...
Paraphernalia. Just because.
Bamboozle or Fleabag. my favorite saying - "i got bamboozled!" or that dirty fleabag.
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ReplyDeleteOh that is good. ;-) is my second fave word, only "miscellaneous" beats it in my heart.
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ReplyDeleteSeveral languages, google it if curious about the meaning:
ReplyDelete-"Tateme" & "honne" (Japanese): I miss those two words many days in my life to define people and their behaviour.
-"Cracker" (English): Because this will never be called "the second C word".
-"Goniff" (Yiddish): Another word I use in order to define people.
-"Cymotrichous" (English): Because its an absurdly difficult word for something so normal.
-"Occiso" (Spanish): Because it seems to be something nice and it's not much.
-"Biángbiáng" (Chinese): Because its hanzi is almost impossible to write.
snack (ps im not fat)
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ReplyDeleteDrives my teenage daughter nuts but I don't care. :)
Masticate. It sounds like masturbate...but isn't!
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ReplyDeleteshenanigans
ReplyDeleteMiscellaneous.
ReplyDeleteBrainiac - but only when used to describe someone who is clearly incapable of intelligent or logical thoughts. E.g., "What government brainiac decided to put traffic circles at the interstate exits of an already overcrowded suburb?" (Anyone here been to Brighton, Michigan?) - Interchangeable with my second favorite word, fucktard.
ReplyDeleteFuckin-A - pronounced as one word as in " fuckinay "
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ReplyDeleteEggbun.
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteDiaphanous
ReplyDeleteDeed
(I know, two)
Shenanigans
ReplyDeleteSmooth.
ReplyDeleteSternocledomastoid.
ReplyDeleteBloomers - always cracked me up! My old Italian aunt used to say make sure you have on clean "Boundandi's" that always cracked me up too! (Italian for bloomers).
ReplyDeleteMinion (I can't wait for Despicable Me 2 to come out!)
ReplyDeleteFisticuffs!
ReplyDelete+1 for schadenfreude
serendipity
ReplyDeleteFuckstick or asshat.
ReplyDeleteSpy
ReplyDeleteScrumtrulescent.
ReplyDeleteShit-because it's so damn useful, as a noun, verb it can mean anything or anyone.
ReplyDeleteto Read: Subtle. (accent on the B, lol)
ReplyDeleteTo Say: Subtle
Peachy.
ReplyDeleteum-hum
ReplyDeleteas in "um-hum, um-hum, um-hum"
Penultimate!
ReplyDeleteI have become a fan of "twunt" lately though I refrain from using it too often.
ReplyDeleteIncognito
ReplyDeleteCLAFOUTI
ReplyDeleteFantabulous is my favorite word.... whether it's real or not. My favorite Gaelic(old irish) word? Slainte' (Health in english)
ReplyDeletebabaghanoush (is that one or two words? ) I really don't eat it but I Love to order it, just so I can say babaghanoush
ReplyDeleteLagniappe. Boqueada.
ReplyDeleteSelf-aggrandising
ReplyDeleteSylvan.
ReplyDeleteBirdbrain.
Beloved.
Can't pick just one. There are many more but these are what spring to mind upon first cup of coffee. Thanks for sharing so many cool words-just awesomely fantabulous!
Missed this first time through. One of my all time favorite inner peace words.
ReplyDeleteIndubitably! Just love saying it.
ReplyDeleteDo-do (pronounced doe-doe) cajun french word: sleep
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