Hey NomNom83, your father died yesterday, your husband was caught cheating on you last week and an ex claims that sex gives you diarrhea, care to comment?
Well, since I already cashed the check and am contractually obligated to do press for this film, I guess I need to "act" right now like I don't want to smack the shit out of you. You know, it's tough but I'll be fine.
But, Nom, are you really going to be fine? Really? Your dad was killed in a wood-chipper accident, blood and guts *everywhere*. Pieces of him are still getting picked out of the grass. Control Room, can we get the video up? Just look at that... disgusting. Well, I hope you know that all of us here at Daily Trash are thinking of you.
Thank you, that means... a lot.
So, do you hate the stripper that sold the sex tape of her and Mr. Nom, or do you forgive her?
I... what sex tape?
Control Room? Yeah, can we get the still shot from right after the gang-bang but right before the auto-erotic asphyxiation? Yeah... yeah. Yup, that one. Nom, that's got to hurt to see, especially for your young children.
Is that a question?
So... how long have you had IBS and will you be a national spokesperson?
I don't have IBS.
Well, that's all the time we have for today. Nom, the movie looks just great and we hope a cure for IBS is on the horizon. Back to you, Liza!
*Cue immediate internet uprising against NomNom for being such a snobby bitch.*
As for Kanye's voice, I strongly suspect that part of why he talks like that is due to his major car accident several years ago that broke his jaws and knocked all several of his teeth. If you look at pics pre-accident and post-accident, it seems that they had to rebuild parts of his lower jawline. He's had a chipmunk look pretty much since then.
Dr. Drew puts everyone to sleep Honey Boo Boo and the guy interviewing Jennifer Aniston was being a real asshole. He was insinuating she had mental health issues outta no where and she handled it very well.
Most of these people were social outcasts when they were younger, and it's funny to see the insecurity come out from the brave confident front they put on.
"Can you not do that again?" What the hell was Kanye's problem? I never knew he had an accident before though I need to look at some before and after's because his mouth has always looked weird.
NomNom has it though. How many times do these guys get interviewed in one day and have to answer a) intrusive or b) fucking stoopid and/or c)insulting questions?
As much as that HBB brat bugs me, that respeonse must be the envy of all celebs. Never thought i'd say that.
Love Jens raised eyebrow! I was waiting for a smack down after that (because the raised eyebrow is my warning to my family "Look out, Momma's gonna blow") but she held it together really well.
Honey Boo Boo has it right. Whenever Denzel gets a question he doesn't want to answer he should just pretend to sleep. It would be a better alternative to whatever chip on his shoulder was happening in that clip.
Jen's eyebrow made me LOL so hard. It's like, if an eyebrow could cut a bitch...
Ps I'm no HBB fan, but her response is a big 'fuck you, fuck you very much, I hate what you do and I hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch... :)' Love it!
Nah, the car accident did mess up his mouth. But there was one blessing in that mess. His jaw was Wired shut for several weeks! Lmao! Yes. I am going to hell! ;-)
Kanye said some stupid, unhelpful bullshit,during an awful time, he should be called on it, and also he should be forced to live with crazy ass Willie (We'll Make This a Chocolate City) Nagan and George Bush in a house with one bathroom for a month. The very thought of this happening makes me LMFAO.
As if Honey Boo Boo cares that people paid to see her. Give me a break! Actually, give HER a break. Shes a kid. She got tired of answering questions. She was honest. SHE IS HILARIOUS! Sorry not sorry :P
I loathe honey boo boo. Yes i know you're not supposed to hate children but she and her disgusting mother inspire a near homicidal rage in me everytime i see them on tv acting like the white trash that they are.
B.O.O. H.O.O.
ReplyDeleteExactly Mayor!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't people with educations higher than 2nd grade pronounce "ASK" correctly? Yes, Beyonce, I'm talking about you
ReplyDeleteOMG, is that Kayne sounds like? How can anyone take him seriously with that voice?
ReplyDeleteHey NomNom83, your father died yesterday, your husband was caught cheating on you last week and an ex claims that sex gives you diarrhea, care to comment?
ReplyDeleteWell, since I already cashed the check and am contractually obligated to do press for this film, I guess I need to "act" right now like I don't want to smack the shit out of you. You know, it's tough but I'll be fine.
But, Nom, are you really going to be fine? Really? Your dad was killed in a wood-chipper accident, blood and guts *everywhere*. Pieces of him are still getting picked out of the grass. Control Room, can we get the video up? Just look at that... disgusting. Well, I hope you know that all of us here at Daily Trash are thinking of you.
Thank you, that means... a lot.
So, do you hate the stripper that sold the sex tape of her and Mr. Nom, or do you forgive her?
I... what sex tape?
Control Room? Yeah, can we get the still shot from right after the gang-bang but right before the auto-erotic asphyxiation? Yeah... yeah. Yup, that one. Nom, that's got to hurt to see, especially for your young children.
Is that a question?
So... how long have you had IBS and will you be a national spokesperson?
I don't have IBS.
Well, that's all the time we have for today. Nom, the movie looks just great and we hope a cure for IBS is on the horizon. Back to you, Liza!
*Cue immediate internet uprising against NomNom for being such a snobby bitch.*
Perfection!!!
DeleteNomNom: I adore you. That is all, and that is all that matters.
ReplyDelete*hugs*
LOL, well done, NomNom!
ReplyDeleteI feel like Denzel was being an ass. The interviewer's question wasn't offhand at all.
ReplyDeleteAs for Kanye's voice, I strongly suspect that part of why he talks like that is due to his major car accident several years ago that broke his jaws and knocked all several of his teeth. If you look at pics pre-accident and post-accident, it seems that they had to rebuild parts of his lower jawline. He's had a chipmunk look pretty much since then.
ReplyDeleteThey need to take a page out of honey boo boo child's book! that's how you express yourself LOL!
ReplyDelete*knocked OUT several teeth* is what I'm trying to say.
ReplyDeleteWow honey boo boo really? This is prob the only time people will pay to see her and she's copping attitude? Most of these celebs should be flogged
ReplyDeleteI think Jen handled that well. What do you think people think of you? They think your never able to get happy... Oh gee thanks lol
ReplyDeleteAs for mila she was rather kind to this guy if u watch this whole interview
Dr. Drew puts everyone to sleep Honey Boo Boo and the guy interviewing Jennifer Aniston was being a real asshole. He was insinuating she had mental health issues outta no where and she handled it very well.
ReplyDeleteMost of these people were social outcasts when they were younger, and it's funny to see the insecurity come out from the brave confident front they put on.
ReplyDeleteCould kanye be any more inarticulate?
"Can you not do that again?" What the hell was Kanye's problem? I never knew he had an accident before though I need to look at some before and after's because his mouth has always looked weird.
ReplyDeleteNomNom has it though. How many times do these guys get interviewed in one day and have to answer a) intrusive or b) fucking stoopid and/or c)insulting questions?
As much as that HBB brat bugs me, that respeonse must be the envy of all celebs. Never thought i'd say that.
ReplyDeleteLove Jens raised eyebrow! I was waiting for a smack down after that (because the raised eyebrow is my warning to my family "Look out, Momma's gonna blow") but she held it together really well.
Ahaha so true, I loved it, she's like whhhaaaa?
ReplyDeleteShe's classy. I quiet like her,
Honey Boo Boo has it right. Whenever Denzel gets a question he doesn't want to answer he should just pretend to sleep. It would be a better alternative to whatever chip on his shoulder was happening in that clip.
ReplyDeleteCan't "celebrities" just be gracious?
ReplyDeleteJen's eyebrow made me LOL so hard. It's like, if an eyebrow could cut a bitch...
ReplyDeletePs I'm no HBB fan, but her response is a big 'fuck you, fuck you very much, I hate what you do and I hate your whole crew so please don't stay in touch... :)' Love it!
I thought KanYe's lower teefs were traded for diamonds and that is why he talks so messed up. No?
ReplyDeleteNah, the car accident did mess up his mouth. But there was one blessing in that mess. His jaw was Wired shut for several weeks! Lmao! Yes. I am going to hell! ;-)
DeleteKanye said some stupid, unhelpful bullshit,during an awful time, he should be called on it, and also he should be forced to live with crazy ass Willie (We'll Make This a Chocolate City) Nagan and George Bush in a house with one bathroom for a month. The very thought of this happening makes me LMFAO.
ReplyDeletei feel so bad for these millionaires....
ReplyDeleteJennifer Aniston looked either stoned or half drunk during that interview.
ReplyDeleteHBB is an obnoxious kid.
ReplyDeleteDenzel was truly a dick in that clip. Not exactly an outrageous question the chick was asking him.
ReplyDeleteAs if Honey Boo Boo cares that people paid to see her. Give me a break! Actually, give HER a break. Shes a kid. She got tired of answering questions. She was honest. SHE IS HILARIOUS! Sorry not sorry :P
ReplyDeleteI loathe honey boo boo. Yes i know you're not supposed to hate children but she and her disgusting mother inspire a near homicidal rage in me everytime i see them on tv acting like the white trash that they are.
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