Friday, June 14, 2013

Tony Blair & Wendi Deng Murdoch

Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch announced he was divorcing his wife Wendi Deng. The pair have not been living together for several years and the last time either of them did anything nice for the other was probably when Wendi took care of the pie throwing protester for Rupert. The greatest piece of gossip to come out of this other than the $2B that Wendi is expected to receive in the divorce is that apparently rumors are flying that Wendi and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have been playing hide the haggis. Well, yes, I understand that is Scottish, but it always sounds more dirty when you use British food terms like Toad In The Hole. Anyway, Tony Blair's office denies that they are having an affair. Like they would admit it. They are also saying they are not currently having an affair. No word of what happened last week or last month or even yesterday. Just when they were questioned at that second, Tony was not giving her The Bubble And Squeak. See, British food terms? I could go all day with these. Spotted D**k. Jam Roly Poly.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

71 comments:

  1. MISCH8:04 AM

    There was no pre-nup ? Why would she get so much?

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    1. Peter10:30 AM

      There is definitely a prenup.. He paid his last wife one of the largest divorce settlements EVER.. She will get plenty and with having two children will get more child support monthly than most people make in a year.

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    2. Peter10:37 AM

      Ps Wtf is going on with the comments below?? Maybe time to approve comments even if my dumb ones get rejected.

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  2. Just Me8:06 AM

    Bangers and mash.

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    1. Sarah9:29 AM

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  3. Kelly8:08 AM

    ^Ah You beat me to it! lol

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  4. Bacon Ranch8:12 AM

    Hi Jax! (that's who wrote, this..yes?)

    I don't give a whit (see I can try to be cool as well) about Tony Blair and his private life. I appreciate that he stood by the US after 9/11 and gave the support of and towards the troops.

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    1. a non a miss8:16 AM

      Hmm the fact that you have bacon in your name leads me to believe you may be totally spot on in your assumption.

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    2. OneGirlRevolution9:13 AM

      Just out of curiosity, @Bacon Ranch...why exactly do you think Jax wrote this?

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    3. Katie9:19 AM

      Bc she is humorless and weird and thinks she is the next Tina fey or something but falls very short. Exactly like how the new enty writes.

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    4. OneGirlRevolution9:48 AM

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    5. OneGirlRevolution9:51 AM

      Umm, okay. 

      I love the conspiracy theories that abound every few months about whom Enty is and how many ghostwriters he/she/it has. And how at least one of them must be Jax/Libby/insertotherlingtimeposter*

      Actually, if you read Jax's posts, blog, etc., this sounds nothing like her. 


      *not really.

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    6. a non a miss12:00 PM

      +100000 Katie. Lmfao

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  5. Gayeld8:14 AM

    There was a pre-nup and two post-nups. Frankly, she's a little scary. If I were Rupert, I'd give her whatever she wanted.

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  6. Dasha8:24 AM

    Wendi and Tony Blair? Random.

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    1. SophiaB3:56 PM

      But kinda cool in a post-apocalyptic morality means nothing kind of way. This trick needs an opera written about her NOW.

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  7. msgirl8:24 AM

    I've thought that too.

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  8. Shocky8:34 AM

    Scotland is in Britain, Enty. You're good.

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  9. Shocky8:38 AM

    The other big Blair gossip is old school but timely given Paris Jackson's suicide attempt. It is widely rumored that his daughter tried to do the same when she was around 16. Couldn't be reported in the UK for legal reasons.

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  10. Dazlondon8:38 AM

    Black Pudding
    and
    Faggots

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  11. Entyonamobile8:38 AM

    I love my minions!

    Mooshki said...
    Enty, I'm so glad you did this. I've always wanted a way to give something tangible back, but there was no way to send you a Christmas present or anything without knowing where to send it to. I know you intend this as a one-time thing, but I would REALLY love it if you kept the "Donate" button permanently over on the side of the blog so we can continue to give any time we like. You spend hours every day writing for us, and honestly, it would make me feel so good to be able to give something back from time to time, apart from the obvious "THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU WONDERFUL MAN!!!" messages. :)
    5:39 AM

    Mooshki said...
    Just had another thought - I happily spend $10 almost every weekend to see a movie that may or may not be a total crapfest, and how much more enjoyment do I get from 5 days a week of CDaN?!!!

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  12. Pini 278:41 AM

    The $2 billion figure is being thrown around because his last wife got $1.5 billion. His last wife was with him for decades (long enough to make people forget she had shivved HER predecessor) AND she was heavily involved in the business. She was with him while he climbed up from the circles of hell.

    Wendi ain't getting that much, but she'll be getting enough to hook up with someone whose touch won't make her recoil.

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  13. alan8:43 AM

    TB is a Scot

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  14. Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn8:44 AM

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  15. Count Jerkula8:54 AM

    Well, since Murdoch's companies are allegedly no longer in the cell phone hacking business, the Chinese have no use for him.

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  16. timebob 8:56 AM

    who let the inmate out of the asylum?

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  17. Anna8:59 AM

    Mata Hari would be impressed at her style.

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  18. libbyonamobile9:01 AM

    Can I be one of your minions @entyonamobile

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  19. a non a miss9:07 AM

    Oh FFS there's 2 pits?!

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  20. MT9:15 AM

    Hi everyone. Long time reader, first time commenter. Love coming to the site each day.

    Could this be the secret love affair that caused crisis talks at 10 Downing Street earlier this month?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html

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    1. MrsAmiss9:45 AM

      Good point! Does anyone know why in England they can keep those things from the public? Over here it would be front page news, on every talk show, and used in elections by the opposite party for the next three elections.

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    2. auntliddy10:00 AM

      Ismt tomy blair married?

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  21. Anonymous9:16 AM

    someone's off their meds again........

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  22. Entyonamobile9:17 AM

    My dear @libby, not even I would want you as a minion with that nasty ass pit of yours. Now go help your bf wrangle some steer or something.

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  23. Sis Cesspool9:28 AM

    Canopener is back! Awesome! Tell us, what is the reason the Amber book never materialized? Was the extra money over donated to charity?

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  24. 3culprits9:46 AM

    MT - That's what I was wondering...

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  25. Now!9:52 AM

    @MT Very interesting article. But why would a Blair-Deng affair create problems for David Cameron? He's in the opposite party, after all.

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    1. SophiaB3:59 PM

      I would imagine the pillow talk might be quite amazing.

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  26. Munch9:55 AM

    Enty, you do realise I hope that Tony Blair IS Scottish? The haggis analogy would work, except for the obvious size difference.... now that's an image I won't get rid of anytime soon.

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  27. Munch10:09 AM

    @Auntyliddy - he's not only married with children, he turned Catholic for his wife. He's also the godfather of the Murdoch/Deng ankle biter, I can't remember the kid's name.

    I'm sort of having a hard time believing this if for no other reason than I really can't imagine him getting the hots for anyone.

    @f281561 - the tabloids in the UK are venemous and if they had ANY concrete evidence they would publish in a heartbeat.

    If TB's daughter had attempted suicide the reason it wouldn't be reported is there are laws in place to protect children from intrusive reporting when the child's only reason for being in the news is a famous parent. It's a good thing actually, it's hard enough being a teenager without being under scrutiny every minute.

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    1. Shocky10:46 AM

      @munch agree with the addition that another possible reason for not publishing the affair would be an injunction

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  28. D Brown10:10 AM

    To marry Wendi Murdoch basically had to sign away the company. His company has two share classes: voting, whoich his family controls, and non-voting, of which his family is just minority shareholders. His ex had a claim to 50% and therefore put control of his empire up for grabs. To avoid that he essentially had to agree with whatever his ex wanted. Frankly his ex was smarter than he was, at least in terms of short-term versus long-term, because she settled for a few hundred million and insisted on putting the shares into a trust controlled by Murdoch's children from his first two marriages (of which the ex;s children are the majority). Those children subsequently agreed to let the kids with Wendi share in the economic benefits of the trusts but refused to give them any voting interest. Wendi isn't a company employee or officer, has no say in the trust and will go through life having kids richer than she is.

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  29. Count Jerkula10:15 AM

    I don't know this Jax person. Any chance she is a bitter middle aged man hater? I'm not finding and reading a blog to figure it out.

    Whoever is writing this stuff is certainly a MANsogynist and puts in typos and grammatical errors in attempt to feign rushing through creating a post, as they believe someone would if this was a hobby. Plus the people complaining about the typos and what not add to the clicks.

    I was thinking of creating a parody site, crazygaysandwhites.net, and making the "author" a middle aged, never married, mentally ill, bitter, man hating woman, then writing every story from the perspective, and in the voice of, a misogynist man. Kind of like a Bizarro version of this place. Instead of every other story being reality TV, LiLo and Kartrashian, they will be Sports, c level rent boy addicts, and Simon Cowell.

    P.S. Did you know that 86% of the sites on the internet load faster than CDAN because it is bogged down with soooooo many ads. This joint is the internet's version of a NASCAR w/ crap plastered all over. I finally figured out yesterday that I could scroll over the auto play videos and block the site generating them.

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    1. Sherry2:08 PM

      Thank gawd for that tip Count. Can't wait to use it to block those obnoxious ads. As far as the other site why would those posters want to go there? There would be no one to piss off generating the attention those bitter folks want. It would be a big, boring bitchfest. Plus they couldn't bludgeon us with their insane racism / mansogyny/ xenophobia. Probably nothing worse than someone agreeing with everything they believe.

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  30. luvgossip10:16 AM

    What does she get when he dies? Can't she just wait him out? How old is he anyway?

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  31. Sherry10:21 AM

    Sweet Jesus I'd send $5 just to shut up the damn ads. What's the address?

    Wendi Deng is no dummy. She popped out some young'uns to secure her future financial comfort. As per the Goldiggers handbook.

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  32. FlirtyChick7410:35 AM

    She isn't even pretty!!!

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  33. Unknown10:46 AM

    Is this a blind reveal about the A++ cheater and scandal?

    People were guessing Bill Clinton and anything with a pulse or Obama and Kerry Washington.

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  34. Count Jerkula10:50 AM

    @Peter: You see all the ads around here? If they that money hungry, they aint payin multiple people to sit around and approve comments.

    Besides, chaos = clicks. Go check the Alexa #s from the day of the troll infestation. It spiked some sagging stats and helped keep the ad rates high.

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  35. libby11:24 AM

    ICYDK, that is NOT me.

    Hi, actual CDaN friends!

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  36. delete account11:25 AM

    Thanks for the laugh Enty!!!!! :-D Ive been sick witb kidney stones, you made me feel better. :-)

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    1. SophiaB4:04 PM

      Oookie pooie SKitty. Nooooo fun. Worst pain ever except for the other worst pain ever I had for six months... good luck to ya. Lemon juice and olive oil are your friends :)

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  37. Bacon Ranch11:36 AM

    Sorry to respond so late Lola,
    the reason is because she has written for him before. This is something he has pointed out.
    The post was actually coherent and free of run on sentences, so I jumped to the conclusion it was written by someone other than him.

    ..and Libby is not a 'long time' poster. She's just a 'lot of posts in each thread, look at my armpit' poster.

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  38. Bacon Ranch11:56 AM

    Count, I'd visit your site! Sounds funny. Almost like Ernie's house of whoopass-esque.

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  39. Jessica11:58 AM

    Looks like Blind Gossip is having web site trouble again, all their trolls came for a visit.

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  40. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob12:01 PM

    If gossips are true, Blair can be a canonical douche, but he has good taste when cheating. His former cheat was Ofra Strauss who is a MILF, and this lady Deng is also a good fuck.

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  41. Count Jerkula12:18 PM

    @BaconRanch: This site has the DailyMail on lock down, and seems to be getting its claws into the NY Post (worthless rag that paper is). I think I may have to go with the NY Daily News and the Weekly World News.

    Lemme try:

    "This borderline pedo's dream, because of her baby face and woman's ass, just had a baby of her own. She tries to act and tries to sing, but no one pays attention to anything other than her horizontal and vertical smiles. The alleged father is a notorious douchebag who's only fans are 13 year old dimwits who wouldn't know what to do with his baby dick if given the chance. Everyone on the planet old enough to have pubic hair is praying for the day he consumes the wrong mix of sizzurp and weed then takes a turn at speed and eats a telephone pole. The child would benefit more from a trust fund rather than a lifetime of shame.

    Oy, my cramps are killin me. Time to hit Wallgreens for more Motrin and chocolate.


    Reveal "

    Whattaya think? I hope that link works. HTML is as foreign to me as rational thought is to a Lohan.

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  42. Bubbles2:45 PM

    Bubbles and squeak? Are you high?

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  43. PookieTwo3:17 PM

    @DBrown's summary is spot on, want to add that Murdoch absolutely had a pre-nup in place when he wed Wendi, as he'd had to pay out billions to the prior ex since there was no pre-nup there and they'd been married decades. As stated part of their divorce agreement (which he signed off on in order to marry Wendi) was to keep control of the company and family fortune in the hands of the older children. They later acquiesced to their father's request to allow his and Wendi's two daughters an equal fiscal share of the fortune, but no voting rights or control which all remained with the older kids. This so enraged Wendi she supposedly threatened to leave Murdoch; this is probably where the current troubles began. Greedy witch.

    And what's with all the trolls in here today?

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  44. Erik4:32 PM

    She terrifies me.

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    1. Unknown6:05 PM

      Who you telling!? She scares the bejesus out of me.

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    2. Unknown6:05 PM

      Who you telling!? She scares the bejesus out of me.

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    3. Unknown6:05 PM

      Who you telling!? She scares the bejesus out of me.

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  45. Jessie6:22 PM

    My friends and I were watching when the pie incident happened and still bring it up (we were holidaying on Manhatten so it's a v fond memory) and we were so sad to hear about this. Who will protect Rupes now?

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  46. Anonymous6:59 PM

    I saw the old picture of Wendi, she's changed her face. I thought being Rupert's wife was enough.

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  47. Pip7:12 PM

    Libby, can you change the avie for your mobile account? I have no issue with the pits, but I don't think the libbymobile pit is your armpit. The picture is really disturbing. Looks like a burn victim. Maybe you can use the picture you have for your non mobile account?

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  48. f00bby12:30 AM

    Is the ad issue regional? I've been coming for 6 years and its just never been as issue, the ads I see are for mostly australian based businesses. The don't play video, or audio and are just off to the side. Ipad I use dolphin browser and chrome on my pc.

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  49. Slap-n-Tickle5:04 PM

    I must be the only one enjoying the trolls. It's a nice change from the usual, "hi, insertpostername"; "how's your hubby?" bullshit posts.

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