Thursday, June 06, 2013

The Canyons Gets A Release Date

I know what you do every night. You come home from a long day at the office, enjoy the one brief second of quiet you have, while you change your clothes, locked in your bedroom before facing the rest of your family and making dinner and getting the kids fed and bathed and homeworked (?) and in bed before you get a brief moment to yourself. At that point you scour the internet hoping to see if there is a release date for The Canyons. Today is your lucky day. If you happen to live in NYC or LA you can see it on August 2nd. If you live in other parts of the country, you might have a chance to see it August 9th. Probably not going to last much beyond that weekend, so if you are a James Deen fan or really want to worship at the feet of Lindsay Lohan by coughing up your hard earned dough, then this is your chance.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM

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28 comments:

  1. LottaColada7:05 AM

    I can hardly contain my eagerness to see it.

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  2. Count Jerkula7:05 AM

    I bet it makes less money in theaters than Beer League did.

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  3. Anonymous7:07 AM

    I'll watch probably the first three minutes when it goes up on youtube. Who knows? Maybe it will be the last film she'll ever make? I always wonder that with her, is this the last we will see of her?

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  4. sandybrook7:08 AM

    I thought it was going straight to the discount DVD bin at WalMart.

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  5. Cleodacat7:13 AM

    @Sandy, I think Wal-Mart is too classy to carry it

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  6. libby7:13 AM

    Maybe Lilo will finally get that Oscar for best make-up.

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  7. Brenda L7:14 AM

    @anna nomys - there will always be some jerk somewhere to give her a job, hoping deep down inside to be listed as "Lindsay's last job"

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  8. timebob 7:22 AM

    but the question is, is this going to on demand on the movie on demand or spice on demand channel?

    But I am in NYC if it isn't playing in some ratty movie theater. I will try and take one for the team and see it. Hopefully will be able to send Enty a review if he wants to post it.

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    1. Gayeld7:40 AM

      @Timebob. You're a better man than I, Gunga Din. *saluting*

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    2. stigs8411:56 AM

      @timebob Haha Spice On Demand. Does the Spice Channel still exist? I didn't think it did. What a 90's staple, scrambled porn

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  9. Charlotte.7:24 AM

    The car crash factor will be pretty much the entire sales, right? A few hardcore fans of Deen, maybe.

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  10. Unknown7:32 AM

    It sucks - every time I see james deen now - i dont see giant peen - alll I think of is that he's been inside farrah's ass.

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  11. DewieTheBear7:44 AM

    I just hope Lindsay's coughing scenes are followed by flashbacks to her life growing up in a whorehouse.

    Oh wait, that's Mad Men.

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  12. Sass717:47 AM

    +1, @Dewie

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  13. Seachica8:01 AM

    Well, at least one person is counting down the days. Michael Lohan is probably creaming his pants right now.

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  14. MISCH8:06 AM

    forgot all about this

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  15. libby8:20 AM

    OT to Dewie, or any Mad Men fan...

    I just finished Season 4. Why did he call what he did 'desertion' when he was freaking out about the government background check.....No matter whose identity he took, he was still wounded and honorably discharged, right? Is that really 'desertion'? Definitely a crime, but that was weird.

    I find it so frustrating when 10 seconds of dialogue could solve ALL the tension in a storyline! Why can't he just tell the close friends who find out, that he just wanted his awful family to think he's dead. Big whoop, no whorehouse admission required.

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  16. Count Jerkula8:29 AM

    @J Sara: Come on, the BackDoor Teen Whore likely isn't in the Top 20 messes that Deen has boned.

    I give you exhibit A:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9V9FapCOE

    YouTube, so SFW, only thing off color about it is she speaks about her recent gangbang scene.

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  17. Anotheramy8:45 AM

    James Deen fan, I refuse to think about the places hes been.

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  18. Count Jerkula9:04 AM

    Well, lets just put it this way: IAFD.com lists him as being in 1435 titles, lord only knows how many of those he was in multiple scenes, and scenes with multiple chicks.

    That # is only DVD work. Add to it the # of web only scenes he was in and you probably come up with over 2000.

    And the funny thing is, all of that unprotected whore boning, and he's still probably cleaner than a dude at a bar at 2AM, because he has been tested every 30 days since 2004.

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    1. __-__=__10:22 AM

      Count - and also cleaner than many, many teens. Sad world.

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  19. trainrides9:41 AM

    James Deen is sooo "doable."

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  20. CharRicho11:56 AM

    Wait, this movie isn't going straight to DVD??!!

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  21. MadamChef11:57 AM

    James Deen is hot & sports a presentable pecker but sheet time? No way. Visit his blog, manho makes Count Jerkula look like Forrest Gump.

    Now, Xander Corvus yum. Kinda hipster, sexy voice, impressive package. Super nice to his fans, though he does brag "I'm a Satanist!" a little much.

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  22. Count Jerkula12:05 PM

    @MadamChef: I accept that, if I can get some pre-HIV Jenny.

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  23. feraltart1:34 PM

    Mayor timebob, I bow to you for your upcoming sacrifice. Maybe you could pick a cinema & have a CDan viewing gathering, that way you can share the burden and have some drinking buddies for your PTSD.

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  24. April2:29 AM

    I'll wait and see if Rifftrax does a track on it. It's the healthiest way to digest awful movies.

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