Friday, June 28, 2013

Random Photos Part Six

Antonio Banderas is starting to look a little older each time I see him.

Not sure what look Brody Jenner's girlfriend is trying to pull off here.
Blake Lively in China without Ryan Reynolds. She must have drugged him.
Daryl Hannah and Brooke Shields. It's like the 80's again.
Camryn Manheim was at the same premiere with
the amazing Wanda Sykes.
Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann all on set of their new movie.
Cher shows off her prison shoes.
The moment when Christopher Reeve shows up in Man of Steel.
Carly Rae Jepsen managed to get another magazine cover. She is hanging on and hoping for that next big hit.

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:51 PM

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60 comments:

  1. KP1:20 PM

    Did you know that Carly Rae Jepsen is 27 years old??

    That is a little too old for the "teenybopper" thing she is trying to do.

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  2. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob1:23 PM

    Yes, and cher is over one hundred, but ugly and oversurgered. At least CRJ is cute and allegedly not a bad person.

    Banderas is almost (august) 53, if he had not the hat or such a short hair, he wouldn't be so aged. His lack of body mass doesn't help, either.

    I love Kate Upton.

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    1. Brittany4:47 AM

      I too love Kate Upton. I think she is pretty much the sexiest woman around right now.

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  3. auntliddy1:24 PM

    Daryl and brooke have that whole tranny thing going on.

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  4. Unknown1:31 PM

    I like CRJ--her duet with Owl City was fun. Here's hoping she finds another hit.

    Who did Cher borrow that outfit from, Beetlejuice?

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  5. canopener1:33 PM

    Q.What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
    A.Doughnut seeds!

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    Q.How did the blonde hurt herself raking the lawn?
    A.She fell out of the tree!

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    1. Gayeld2:01 PM

      >>blonde say when he<<

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  6. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches1:35 PM

    Leslie Mann that's my boo, she played my Mum in Bling Ring. She's wicked funny!

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  7. canopener1:39 PM

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    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
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    The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"

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  12. canopener2:02 PM

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  13. canopener2:07 PM

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    1. Gayeld2:09 PM

      Did you sing it while you were writing it?

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  14. canopener2:09 PM

    I'LL SEND A MESSAGE TO THE WEBSITE OWNER THAT I COPIED AND PASTED THAT JOKE FROM, GAY.

    I DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO CAST A DARK CLOUD ON THE INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE AND/OR POLLUTE THE INTELLIGENT DISCOURSE THAT WE ALL HOLD SACRED HERE AT CDAN.


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  15. canopener2:11 PM

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  24. KPeony2:31 PM

    Say what you will about Blake, but she is beautiful.

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  25. MadamChef2:44 PM

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  26. MadamChef2:44 PM

    People don't generally age between the times you see them. It's when they don't that's worrisome.

    KPeony, she is lovely as long as she doesn't speak. I can't with that mush mouth, poor thing.

    Jokes are funny, giant spaces are not.

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    1. MadamChef2:55 PM

      Erm, I mean people generally DO age

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  27. Sugar 2:46 PM

    I'd give my left nut to look like Blake Lively.

    I think canopener is KANYE with the ALL CAPS RANTS!!!!!

    Case closed.

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  28. canopener2:51 PM

    Sorry about the all caps and giant spaces. My granny can't hear very well and she's a slow reader.

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  29. canopener2:55 PM

    Why do you need to laugh? Who has told the bad joke? Is it a friend? Your crush? Your boss? You may need to laugh more/less depending on the person and their status. If the person always tells bad jokes, sometimes it's better to just nudge them and say something like "dude that joke was awful!" and then laugh. Be sure not to offend them though.

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  30. canopener2:55 PM

    Smile. It's easier to laugh if you are smiling because you feel happier. Start laughing and show the other person that you liked their joke. You don't have to drag out the laugh, just chuckle for a few seconds depending on how funny the joke was supposed to be.

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  31. canopener2:56 PM

    If the joke was really bad, think of something funny. If there is something or someone that always makes you smile, think of that. It's better to laugh at something completely different than come across as fake.

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  32. canopener2:57 PM

    Make the laugh seem as real as possible.

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  33. canopener2:57 PM

    The person might know you are faking and feel very annoyed. Watch out.

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  34. canopener2:59 PM

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    Dam!

    Did you hear about the guy who went to a zoo that had no animals except for a dog?



    It was a Shiatzu!

    Who's the guy with no arms and no legs floating in boiling water?



    Stu!

    Where does Santa keep his Army?



    His Sleevie!

    What's Black and White and Hides in a Cave?



    A Zebra Who Owes Money!

    Who's the guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?



    Art!

    What made the broken pencil story so boring?



    It Didn't Have a Point!

    What do Flies wear on their feet?



    Shoos!

    Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?



    If it had 4 Doors, it'd be a Sedan!

    What do outlaws eat with their milk?



    Crookies!

    A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says....



    We Don't Serve Food Here!

    A man walked into a house

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  35. canopener3:01 PM

    Ouch!

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  36. Meanie Reese3:02 PM

    I'd let Antonio eat my cheese.

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  37. canopener3:04 PM



    Q: What type of fruit is unable to have a spontaneous wedding?

    A: A Cantaloupe!

    (meLOLn?)

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  38. canopener3:06 PM

    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A stick.

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  39. canopener3:07 PM

    Q: What is the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?
    A: Tiger has a better driver!

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  40. canopener3:07 PM

    Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
    A: Crust

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  41. canopener3:12 PM

    Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
    A: Christopher Walken

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  42. Roman Holiday5:16 PM

    @Gayeld, awesome avi!!!

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  43. Anonymous6:23 PM

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  44. Robin the Mad Photographer6:43 PM

    Is that Camryn's son Milo with her? Damn, he's growing up fast, and a very nice-looking kid...and mom's looking pretty good, too. :-) (You've possibly heard the expression "Black don't crack" in regards to Black women frequently aging better? As someone around Camryn's age and weight class, I'm here to say that fat don't crack, either, or at least not nearly as fast. ;-) (Supposedly Catherine Deneuve once said that after 40, a woman has to choose between her face and her ass, and there's a couple of different ways to interpret that. One is that you only have enough time and energy to take care of one, seeing as they both need more maintenance past a certain age; the other is that if you stay skinny, your face may age faster, and if you gain weight, you might be fatter, but your face will hold up a little better. Either one works for me... ;-)

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  45. canopener7:28 PM

    I've ruined this thread. You're welcome.

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  46. Jenn7:30 PM

    All the fat smooths out the wrinkles. Keeps the works well greased. whatever the case, I like Camryn, she always plays genuine characters, not always likable, but real.

    I watched the trailer for Hot Flash, (i think it's called)I want to see it. However,I prefer to call them power surges. ;-)

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  47. canopener7:31 PM

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  48. canopener7:36 PM

    Your comments weigh heavily on the CDAN community.

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  49. Mari8:06 PM

    It is always a shock when the kids are so grown up! Seconding (thirding?:)) the comments about Camryn and Milo.

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  50. Anonymous8:33 PM

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  51. MadamChef10:08 PM

    froggygurl and canopener, can you please take it somewhere else? Email, chat, skype, IM? You two need to work out your issues with each other somewhere else FFS. Go on Jerry Springer or Dr. Whoever and accuse each other of being asses on TV, at least you'll get paid for that instead of annoying everyone here. (PS: Please take Kermit with you.)

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  52. Moekay11:51 PM

    For the love of all that is good and holy, make the molten chocolate cake videos end!

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  53. car547:17 AM

    Cher wore that outfit on WWHL on Thursday.

    She wore those shoes because Andy Cohen always talks to the female guests about their expensive shoes.

    She was very sweet--he was in a frenzy because he is a big fan of hers and she was very patient and good humored with him.

    Anderson Cooper came on the online after show with them and he was really funny--he said when he was a kid his mother-Gloria Vanderbilt-always wanted a daughter and she called Cher her fantasy daughter so he grew up thinking he was related to her.

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  54. Count Jerkula7:24 AM

    Diaz, Upton, Mann doing.....ah crap, I have a gif in mind to link to, but I'm just not feeling hearing crap for linking porn.

    Lively

    Brody's girlfriend

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    deletion account said...
    Dear administrators; Please remove all comments by froggygurl. When I attempt to log in to remove the rest it says this blogger user cannot access the comments. I am leaving this site after this comment. Thank you very much

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