Tina Turner gets the top spot. Who else would you give it to?
I'm not giving it to Alec Baldwin and his Christmas card preview. Here he is with his wife and daughter and Stephen's daughter.
Cher at the airport looks pretty good for pushing 70.
David Beckham listening to Spiceworld.
I think Eve was smoking Spiceworld to be wearing this.
George Clooney looks at the legend that is Bill Murray.
Hilary Duff has a date night with Mike Comrie.
Jenna Fischer is now doing Broadway. In her pajamas.
Jennie Garth takes her kids to a buffet. Next time invite me.
Cher's face is scary.
ReplyDeleteHilary Duff's husband is fug as hell.
I love how Ireland has to squat down to be everyone else's height....cute.
Heh you peruse realestalker too.. Small world. or I should spend less time on the internets at work.
DeleteAlec's wife has a huge bruise on her thigh. I wonder who gave it to her.
ReplyDeleteCher has a mean camel toe.
what was the special occasion for the duffster hubby to take her out. Were they celebrating him not cheating on her in a week?
You mean his daughter? And people DO get bruises by other means...
DeleteThat's Eve's hooking outfit.
ReplyDeleteGood for Tina Turner... she looks incredible! I still cringe every time I watch "What's Love Got to Do with it." Gotta respect a woman who went through something like that and survived it!
ReplyDelete@skimpymist I don't see a bruise on Alec's wife's leg she is wearing pants. But his daughter who is hugging him has a bruise.
ReplyDelete@Liz. That bruise looks like table height to me. After moving the new sandbox (yes, I did finish it) a couple times this weekend, I'm covered in bruises like that .
DeleteLEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlright my bad. Leggings are not pants.
DeleteTestify!
DeleteWhat happened to Jenny's new diet bod...Adderall script run out?????
ReplyDeleteTina Turner is over 70! She is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI find it sad that such a despicable family as the baldwins have so hot daughters.
Cher looks like some zombie from MJ's "thriller" combined with a hooker.
I'm thinking karma gave the Baldwins gorgeous daughters. Lol!! That's what happens to hot man ho'
DeleteTina Turner looks fab. So does Cher, minus the cameltoe.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Eve is making a comeback. I always thought she was a good MC.
Hilarious annoys me.
Kelly Taylor = barf. Valerie was so much hotter.
Tina Turner is "Simply the Best."
ReplyDeleteTina's shoes are just gorgeous. I am not into shoes but if Icould find something like that in a comfy flat (size ELEVEN since somehow I ended up w/the feet of a giant on a 5'8" body!!!) I woukd pay almost anything for it. Just beeyooteeeful. Hate her outfit. :(
Delete@ktmonster Thank you for posting what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteI guess the Jennie G "I'm so skinny!!!! This is how" tour has ended....she looks normal again. Glad that shit show is over.
ReplyDeleteI third the Jennie Garth isn't so skeletal. I'm so tired of the fake women's empowerment weightloss covers, "I was unhappy so I looked normal, now that I'm doing great I'm a skeleton!" I tend to look at it the other way around. If you're a skeleton, there's something wrong. Millions of years of evolution didn't create you to look and eat like that!
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeletePam Beasley
ReplyDeleteEve
Duff
I'd throw Tina Turner a bone too, if she asked. Talent like that needs to be rewarded.
Jennie Garth was skinny because she was MISERABLE. A lot of us women (me included) can't eat a damn thing when we are stressed out/depressed or even super excited). Then you have the women who seek comfort in food. She obviously was in the first category.
ReplyDeleteI understand that. I lost 40lbs during my divorce, & I was thin to start w/. But I didn't go around telling everyone it was "a new diet plan! I'm so healthy now. Ya know?
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney needs a haircut and a shave and it would take about 20 years off of him...I won't say he needs to color his hair but it might help a little bit.
ReplyDeleteI seriously thought Ireland was Kim when I skimmed the pic at first.
ReplyDeleteI miss Cher's old face. And while she IS pulling it off, no one, beyond 30, should wear leggings as pants. Or maybe ever.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the girl stopping look more like Billy Baldwin with that pout?
Eve..Horrible outfit girl.
Yes! Billy Baldwin twin! How unfortunate. Cannot be unseen. I must say the Baldwin charm is completely lost on me. Alla ya just go away! All the talent in the world cannot hide the awfulness. And there just isnt enough talent to make excuses for or hide the cesspool nature of their personalities. Gah! I wish Ireland all the best. She is a lovely young lady but her Baldwin genes are too strong in her. Cannot watch.
DeleteI adore Tina Turner and always have/will and the same with Cher.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about wanting Clooney to color his hair or get rid of his mustache? I love men has grey or that has gone grey. I find Richard Gere, Eric Dane, Jon Stewart and Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery all sexy! I would not kick a one of them out of my bed for eating crackers.
Holy camel toe, Cher! Good god! That is just wrong at any age.
ReplyDeleteLisa- exactly! esp Clooney. the man is so appealing just the way he is. I find Bill Murray attractive in a little bit scary way. and I'm not even sure what I mean by that.
ReplyDeleteGood grief I just reread my post and noticed I hadn't went back and totally fixed all my thoughts and it is a total mess! I had typed it one way and then went back and rewrote it but of course didn't totally fix all the words and it makes me look like a total moron not knowing have and has hahaha. I promise I do know English it would just seem that I am lousy at proof reading.
ReplyDeleteStop trying to make Ireland Baldwin happen.
ReplyDeleteHilarious looks like a photoshop afterthought in that photo. Any bets on how long she will last after the bebe is born? To think that Alec is gonna have a hand in childrearing AGAIN just makes me sick. I hope Hilaria has nerves of steel and a very sound prenup. She is gonna need it. And 18 years of PATIENCE. Oy vey. I really hope he has mellowed somewhat. At least he is healthier and maybe not drinking as much.
ReplyDelete@SophiaB: If you got problems finding nice shoes in your size, find out where trannies shop. Them dudes are all about shoes.
ReplyDeleteDo I remember this from a sitcom episode?