Say goodbye to a few more million dollars Paula Deen. Yesterday, both Walmart and Caesars dropped the celebrity chef and are trying to scrub her image away from their brands as quickly as possible. Walmart said, they would not be placing any new orders and would remove the items they have already ordered from their shelves. Paula also had restaurants at four Caesars casino locations and the company says they are all being shut down and will reopen with a new name shortly. So, at this point, it seems like the only company that has kept her is QVC. QVC has already said they will let her stay as long as she keeps selling well because they are about business and don't care about anything else. Pork producer Smithfield foods dropped her earlier in the week.
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy, and this is what's happening in your world tonight.
ReplyDeleteI hope QVC drops her, but I don't buy from them so....
ReplyDeleteA La Jolla man clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool.
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ReplyDeleteShe's screwed...
ReplyDeleteHope she banked a lot, because I don't see a lot of people visiting her restaurants or buying her crap off of QVC.
DeleteTime to start downsizing, Paula!
I'm enjoying Ron Burgandy
ReplyDeleteI'd like to take a dump on Paula too.
ReplyDeleteBitch took my cheese!
ReplyDeleteI like butter but that Paula Deen person sounds bloody awful
ReplyDeleteLike I said before, she's history. If Wally Word, with their horrible practices, has dropped her, she doesn't have anything anymore.
ReplyDeleteAuthorities are still uncertain as to why the man was loitering
ReplyDeleteBitch I'll take your cheese too
ReplyDeleteNow Jesse Jackson is trying get involved. Ugh.
ReplyDelete...is BoobsnSnatch's avatar a vagina cupcake?!?!
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DeleteIt looks like an angry vagina haha
DeleteOff the coast of Tampa Bay yesterday, one lucky cameraman happened to catch an unusual aquatic daredevil.
ReplyDeleteAin't nobody got time fo' someone who wraps a stick a butter in a slice a bacon and deep fries it and charges five bucks for it! An' don't even get me started on that waiters dressed as slaves bull dinky! Where's my inhaler!! I gots ta breath!
ReplyDeleteWhat you're about to see is a Channel 4 News exclusive. His name is Nutty the Squirrel, and he's three years old.
ReplyDeleteHow about that? That squirrel can water ski!
ReplyDeleteKaren, I believe it is! My friend Marieeeee said you were a naughty bunch but I had no idea! Daniel would love this, he's a raunchy bugger, I'm going to have to give him a ring!
ReplyDeleteBut will it be a Bling Ring?
DeleteOh, did I?
DeleteFor all of us here at News Center 4, I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego.
ReplyDeleteYou stay classy ;)
DeleteThis old hoe wishes she had me! So ugly!
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DeleteI have no sympathy for this twunt....now I'm backing away. I don't care for a repeat of y/day.
ReplyDeleteOh Meanie Reese don't go. Just log in to one of your other names you ugly cunt. I know you love using that word as often as you can. It makes perfect sense because you are one, inside AND out. I have seen better looking cows than you.
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DeleteSuper-duper! That’s nice! Way to go! Neat-o, gang!
ReplyDeletehaha ha you're fantastic Rob
Delete2 beavers are better than 1
ReplyDeleteYES!!! The site has gone rogue again!!! It's pretty much the only interesting part of CDan now.....
ReplyDeleteBoy, Ed. That is good news, I gotta be honest. That is good news!
ReplyDeleteI order our office supplies from Quill. If you spend enough on your order you can get free cookware from Paula. (Or maybe a cook book - something like that.) Anyhow I am wondering if they are going to drop her as well.
ReplyDeleteThe only Deen I'm interested in is James Deen
ReplyDeleteHe vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Delete@usernametaken, I agree. I hardly comment anymore, but I keep coming back to CDaN hoping for the trolls to come back. They're harmless enough.
ReplyDeleteUm, Enty, Home Depot dropped Paula as well.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did Paula sell at Home Depot?
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ReplyDelete@deadpussy, those comments? Not cool.....
ReplyDelete@username, I'm with you on that. I'd a laugh when the trolls appear.
ReplyDeleteThe blinds aren't really up to much anymore & the snark between posters gets so nasty some times.
So voicing my opinion. Not cool. Spamming the site with porn. Cool?? Making up names to make fun of other members is cool...
ReplyDelete@dead, ya, have your fun. I'm all for fun. Just the other day I went 51 in a 50 zone. Just leave your homophobic and uber racist comments out of it. It makes you seem, oh I don't know, like a total loser
ReplyDeleteHas anyone clicked on the links? Are they SFW?
ReplyDelete+1000000, usernametaken
ReplyDelete@Karen, same here!
ReplyDeleteDeadpussy, hopefully everyone will ignore you. Spouting poison like that will only entertain you and send everyone else to Dlisted.
Deadpussy, no wonder yer pussy died
ReplyDeleteAgree Deadpussy seems like an unhappy fellow. They have pills for that now I believe. I gave some to Marieeeee and she's been much pleasanter since.
ReplyDeleteI'm always pleasant :)
DeleteLinks definitely NSFW Karen. The pearl one is hypnotizing. The second one it demonstrating an ass orgasm w/ heavy a-hole contractions. The 3rd is James Deen plowing Stoya.
ReplyDeleteI believe the hindquarters in the Woods thread that Deen is licking belong to Stoya also. I'm not a total Rain Man perv, but I pretty much have her hindquarters memorized.
A few years ago, someone threw a ham at Paula Deen. She picked it up, wiped it off, pulled a loaf of white bread and a jar of Hellmans out of of her purse and made a sandwich on the spot (she didn't). Well, this week, everyone's taking Paula's hams away. Smithfield Pork Products said NO BACON FOR YOU and pulled her hams off the shelf. Wal-Mart didn't even give her a good-bye ass slap when they said we don't got time for that rich buttery ho-ness. Caesar's casino (sorry, yesterday we said it was Little Caesar's Pizza and I know you were thinking about Paula getting it on with that little "Cheesy Cheesy" toga guy, shut your whore mouth) is shutting down their Paula Deen casinos (who visits Paula Deen casinos?) and renaming them Paula Don't Casinos(they're not). At this rate, Paula's only endorsement will be Kleenex tissues or Dr. Phil.
ReplyDeleteOh, and did you know she hired the woman behind Olivia Pope? Yes, Our Lady of Sorrows picked up her princess phone and drawl/sobbed, "I need the help! Yes, The Help!" Because hold onto your sh*t: Judy Smith, the real Olivia Pope, is black. I cannot wait to see how this plays out and if Judy Smith is anything like Olivia Motherf*cking Pope, she's rubbing her hands with glee. Money, scandal, revenge, that's our Liv.
Everyone can be happy that Paula is getting shit canned all over the place, but keep in mind how many 9-5 schmucks are gonna be unemployed by this. From Chinese factory workers to middle management Americans.
ReplyDeletePaula gonna walk away and have a big pile of cash instead of a huge one. A few poor bastards prolly gonna lose their homes.
@Count. You make an excellent point. It is sad all the people that are going to suffer because of her actions.
DeleteI need to find an excuse to be in a movie with that Deen fellow. Thanks Vagina cupcake!
ReplyDeleteNow, if only the world would dump Walmart!
ReplyDeleteTempetuous Grape is another negative nelly. You might consider speaking to your doc about that. Mental health is a serious issue and you are not healthy. What would all those low paid Walmart employees do if there was no Walmart? You'd prefer them to all starve? Not nice TG, not nice at all.
DeleteWell, maybe Paula can get a job cooking for Klan banquets.
ReplyDelete@Grape - ITA~!
ReplyDeleteShe is getting Lance Armstronged isn't she?
ReplyDeleteIf I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you. Paula Deen
ReplyDelete@ deadpussy - "blackies"? In what century are you living?
ReplyDeleteHer book sales are booming. Her Paula Deen’s New Testament Is Number 1 on the best seller list for the last 4 days and it isn't even due out until 10/15. Her others are also selling. Her annual cruise has been flooded with so many people wanting to take it that the cruise line has added an extra departure in 2014.
ReplyDeleteGood to see there won't be more Paula Deen products at Wallyworld now. Partly because of the scandal, but even more because I'm sick of everything in the kitchenware department having a celebrity's name attached. I wanted to buy some new pans, but everything was Rachael Ray, Paula Deen, etc. Just sell me a regular pan already!
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