Which married star is cheating on his wife with every hot young girl he can get his hands on? At a recent boutique opening, he was getting frisky with a beautiful assistant, asking her to join him in the bathroom. But her dad threatened to sue, alleging he had molested his daughter, and it was all captured on CCTV. The star had enough money to make the angry dad go away quietly . . .
WHICH top media executive accidentally butt-dialed a colleague and left a voice mail of himself booking a hooker for the night while on a business trip? The voice mail has made its rounds around the office . . .
WHICH athlete begged a gal pal to come over one afternoon to have sex, and then asked her to find another girl so that they could have a threesome?
CCTV means it was in London.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but with today's phones it's pretty impossible to butt dial anyone.
My phone butt dials ALL THE TIME. I wish there was a lock code for accessing the phone. It has caused SERIOUS embarrassment on numerous occasions. Not sure what kind of phone you have but the touch screen situation makes me wanna cry... it does have major advantages but the slipslideoops factor is huge.
Deletemy iphone somehow called my aunt once and the phone was passcode locked and in my purse. i'm still baffled by it.
DeleteI have gotten 3 pocket dials in the last 2 weeks.
DeleteI accidentally dial people with my iPhone, as does my partner. My dad butt and chest-dials people on a pretty regular basis. I've had phone calls from people butt-dialling me lately.
ReplyDeleteI get but dialed every day, several times per day
ReplyDeletewhocares, you obviously don't have an iPhone. Happens at least 1x per day that either I butt dial or receive a butt dial. And it's always from iPhones.
ReplyDeleteI have an iPhone. Unless your ass or chest have magically grown fingers to move the slide bar then something else is going on. In the 4 years I've had an iPhone that's never happened and I have my phone in my pocket 5-7 days a week for 12-18 hours a day for work.
DeleteI accidentally dial people often, thanks to the lag in my Galaxy S3.
ReplyDeleteIs closed-circuit TV a phrase that's used to describe security cameras exclusively in Britain? Maybe I'm misunderstanding your response.
My previous comments are for whocaresnow12. Sorry for any confusion!
DeleteCCTV is used in London. The city has thousands of CCTV cameras....just google it. I can't explain it well enough.
DeleteSeriously? CCTV is all over the world, both indoors and out. How could you pinpoint the event to have occurred specifically in London merely due to the fact that security cameras were in use? It could've been NY, LA, Chicago, Paris, Rome, or any city with electricity! Hell, our local fast food places have CCTV, and we are a lame NY suburb!
DeleteI butt-dialed a bill collector. I have been imagining he would give up if I never answered my phone, too! lol!
ReplyDeleteI think the third blind is probably Tiger and Vonn...They were together recently.
This posting is worded very different from enty's usual posts... Or is it just me?
ReplyDelete@j Sara - it's New York post blinds, not Enty's
ReplyDeleteJ Sara, these are copied from the NYPost - they wrote these.
ReplyDeleteJ Sara, I agree. Looks like a case of Copy Paste to me...
ReplyDeleteI know it's Monday and all that goes with it, but come on people, the blind is titled "NY Post Blinds" for pete's sake. This randomness wondering if the blinds are from somewhere else, sheesh.
ReplyDeletewe don't know closed circuit t.v. from the BBC? Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently it's only shown in London.
DeleteAnd these blinds could not be more vague.
ReplyDeleteCould these be any more vague?
ReplyDeleteCCTV is everywhere.
ReplyDeleteIf this had happened in the street, it could be the UK, but this says that happened in a boutique's bathroom. Almost every acceptable shop (jewelry, cool boutique, bank...) has a CCTV, at least in the UK, Italy or Spain.
I didn't notice it was shown inside. I was under the impression it started inside and ended outside. My mistake.
ReplyDeleteCCTV is a general term used for security cameras that can be viewed on monitors and are often recorded. Lots of stores have them in Canada and the US have them to deter shoplifting.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig?
ReplyDeletefor the first blind - Mauricio Umansky & Kyle Richards (she has a new store and he's got plenty of money.)
ReplyDeletenever mind, that boutique isn't new. I missed the date on the pics.
ReplyDeleteCCTV is a generic term - could be anywhere.
ReplyDeleteWe have Nokia smartphones and Mr. B chest dials me 2-3 times a week on his.
I think the media exec is Jeff Zucker from CNN. I've heard he's a jerk.
Media Exec: Les Moonves
ReplyDeleteAthlete: A-Roid or Melo
If you're butt- or chest-dialing with your iPhone, you're forgetting to push the button on the top to lock the screen. Or you have a very nimble butt/boob to slide to unlock and punch in your passcode (because you do have your phone passcoded, RIGHT?). ;)
ReplyDeleteActually, it is possible to "butt-dial" on an iPhone. It happens when you don't lock the screen (and you probably don't have a passcode). Anyway...
ReplyDeleteTop Media Exec: Andy Cohen. Because Les Moonves is too powerful for anyone to circulate that kind of voicemail and still keep his/her head, let alone job.
If my ass had fingers I would play dueling pianos by myself. Or be a very successful porn star.
ReplyDeleteThere are CCTV cameras in North America just not as many as there are in the UK.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine any high end store has surveillance cameras and they may be referred to as CCTV in North America as well as Britain.
When you say CCTV initially, I think of the cameras placed outside all over the UK not inside buildings and stores.
that did not sound right, the UK have more CCTV cameras in outside public areas than in North America or that anyone in North America will admit to
ReplyDeletethat did not sound right, the UK have more CCTV cameras in outside public areas than in North America or that anyone in North America will admit to
ReplyDeleteARod for the athlete. I figured I would actually take a guess instead of talking about butt dialing :)
ReplyDeleteI'm cracking up because there's about 40 comments here but the majority of the section is about butt-dialing and only about 3-4 about the blind items.
ReplyDeleteMy nephew's phone butt dialed me once during the school day. 45 minutes of high school noise. I shut it down when he went to gym class. I don't want to hear that!
ReplyDelete@MadameChef, I love that you listened for 45 minutes!
DeleteFor sh*ts and giggles I'll say the athlete/whiner/begger is Mark Sanchez
ReplyDeleteOur company is mostly women, and we call it purse dialing...happens all the time.
ReplyDeleteClosed-circuit tv is a private camera system that business, homes, parking lots, etc, can employ as a security system. So, the boutique probably had a system like this. What A list star went to a boutique opening?
ReplyDeleteI hope the media executive was trump.
Tiger begging for sex seems about right.
OMG guys!!! It's like there's a joint being passed around! Ooook, we get it. Butt-dialling happens. Now how about the blinds??
ReplyDeleteOMG guys!!! It's like there's a joint being passed around! Ooook, we get it. Butt-dialling happens. Now how about the blinds??
ReplyDelete1. Could be any of them. And CCTV is not a UK thing--it's simply closed circuit TV/security cameras.
ReplyDelete2. No idea
3. Tiger
CCTV is a British term, but closed circuit TV is by no means a British only thing. There's a whole lot of cameras on you at any time of the day in big cities, banks, store security, traffic cams, etc, not to mention satellites. Big Brother is always watching. And don't forget, he's listening too. Isn't that right, NSA? *flips bird*
ReplyDeleteit's closed circuit television doesn't mean it was in england, just security vid. Ben Affleck for the pervy cheater. all of em for the athlete, and everyone else for that matter. If I had a dollar for every time a guy said, can you call your hot friend, can we bring her in the bedroom, etc. I'd be a wealthy woman.
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