North West Beats South West And Wild Wild West

We have a baby name. Do you know how sad it is that I don't even have to say whose baby. That really sucks. What sucks even more is turning your baby into a punch line. Of course since neither parent will probably spend much time with the baby, what does it matter what they call it because kids at boarding school get teased anyway. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided to name their baby North. Nori for short. I guess that's why North won out over South West because Suri had already been taken. Can't have two Suri's out there because then you might not be able to trademark anything. What Kanye did was name his baby something he thought was cool with no regard to anything else. He put himself first. He knows that if his name had been North growing up that he would have been teased non-stop but that doesn't matter to him.

I thought it was interesting that Kim left the hospital after just two days just like a normal delivery. Perhaps some nurse out there could tell me the last time a baby who weighed under five pounds and was over five weeks early and in an incubator got to leave on the same schedule as a full-term baby. This baby was 37 weeks and everyone knows it and the baby was born three weeks early, again because it fit into schedules and because Kim didn't want to gain any more weight.