Melissa Joan Hart has been out talking about her new book which she promises will tell all. It won't. I read it and it tells very little. It tends to skip anything that makes Melissa look bad at all and believe me, it could get very bad, very quickly with her. To show you how not tell all it is, one of Melissa's juicy tidbits she likes sharing in the tour to promote it is that she and Ryan Reynolds once made out while she had a boyfriend. He was in that made for television Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie and he played her boyfriend in it and when the movie wrapped he got her a really nice watch. really nice. Not dollar store nice, but still nice. Melissa says that even though she had a boyfriend she just had to make out with him. "When a guy gives you a really nice piece of jewelry, you have to make out with him even if you have someone." Presumably she has stopped that now that she is married with kids. Buy her something and find out.
Hahaha @ Ryan's hair
ReplyDeleteRight? It only makes the story worse... She was making out with THAT Ryan, not "today Ryan."
DeleteShe is a piece of trash. Cannot stand her.
ReplyDeleteI'm loving this old school picture of Ryan. So awkward.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard any gossip about her. Anyone have any? Also, I would make out with Ryan Reynolds ( and maybe other things, most likely other things) if given the opportunity. It wouldn't require jewelry. He's one of my few tickets. My hubby would just have to understand.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. She's always seemed like a Girl Scout.
DeleteOh there used to be several blinds that she was the top guess for. If I remember correctly, it has to do with some freaky behavior and cheating, also not being a very nice person. Anyone else remember anymore?
ReplyDeleteNot Sabrina! I seriously always assumed she was one of the good ones.
ReplyDeleteForget Sabrina, not Clarissa!
DeleteAlthough, Melissa? meh.
She was also sued by a former employee of her candy store. The employees are supposed to wear black and/or white and she told a black employee that she couldn't wear black because it was just too much black or something like that.
ReplyDeleteshe's an idiot
ReplyDeleteI've told this several times here. She lashed out at Chris Daughtry. Calling him names and saying he stole her husband's writing credits for a song. That Chris turned the lyrics "gay" or some such. She's been in my black book ever since. She is NOT a nice person.
ReplyDeleteNice Zac Morris hair Ryan!
ReplyDeleteThe only bad thing I heard about her was she said she hoped Farrah Fawcett didn't die the week she had her People cover due, or something like that, which sounds insensitive, but not evil.
ReplyDeleteIf make out isn't a euphemism for blow job, then she still owes him for the watch.
ReplyDeletei'm from her town where her family still lives..she was always such a self centered bitch..
ReplyDeleteHahahaa Count.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Ryan was probably thinking, "Why the HELL is the girl chewing on my tongue? Hope this is over soon. Never EVER will I give away nice jewelry as a production gift."
I knew I was done with her when she said she was voting for Romney lmao...
ReplyDeleteI vaguely remember reading that she was a conceited bitch after that Clarissa show. I remember thinking, has NOT looked in a mirror?" I'm pretty certain that there were quotes.
ReplyDeleteAh, Clarissa Explains It All. Spank bank memories from days gone by......
ReplyDeleteshe tried to launch a Kickstarter for a movie and she failed miserably.
ReplyDeleteI remember the Chris Daugherty story. I think she wants to think her husband wrote it. He seems perfectly content living off her money. Now she can buy him jewelry and he has to make out with her.
**YAWN**
ReplyDeleteShe was perfectly nice to me at the airport. I'd take the cupcake comments with a grain of salt. Celebrities always get attempted shake-downs for cash by people who work for them, know them or are related to them, or otherwise seek revenge for not getting that cash by calling tabloids. These days if a star doesn't give a $100 tip for an order of french fries, some waitress is whining about him/her being a cheapskate online.
ReplyDeleteDid she get a pearl necklace to go with the new watch?
ReplyDeleteShe used to stalk Nick Carter. Like, fly to another country for the weekend to see a Backstreet Boys concert stalk. She was also a very big drinker back in the day.
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ReplyDeletelol @Freya
ReplyDeleteWasn't there once a blind item here about her bragging about her sexcapades on set, back when she was on Sabrina? I could just be imagining things, but I was reasonably sure she was at least a popular guess on it.
ReplyDeleteRyan certainly has interesting taste in women. Alanis, Scarlette, Melissa. What is the common denominator?
ReplyDeleteShe has a derp eye. And stroke face. That is all.
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