Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Lose Millions Of Dollars To Sell $1000 Worth Of Coke

Tulisa Contostavlos has never been accused of being the smartest person in a room. She is a former UK X Factor judge. She is also about to be out of millions of dollars in endorsement contracts and other deals because she was arrested by police yesterday for selling $1000 of coke. Tulisa, who famously sports a tattoo right above her pubic line which says, "Lucky You," has already been replaced by Sharon Osbourne on X Factor and all of her other contracts are being yanked. Tulisa, who has been expecting the arrest for sometime, spent last week on vacation burning through about a hundred thousand dollars. Good idea.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

30 comments:

  1. MrsAmiss6:46 AM

    I wonder why news outlets don't perform these undercover stings here?

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  2. a non a miss6:50 AM

    clASSy

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  3. Tempestuous Grape6:50 AM

    Well, she's hot as fuck, so I'm sure she'll have no problem working it all out. I fucking hate the world.

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  4. Cathy6:51 AM

    With her tattoo, she should really date Alex Pettyfer (with his "Thank you" crotch tattoo). It would be like their tattoos were having a conversation!

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    1. MrsAmiss6:52 AM

      Lol

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    2. auntliddy7:40 AM

      F28,lolololol

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    3. ljsmed2:41 PM

      @ Cathy

      I know someone who has a"Hi!" Tat right above his junk.

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  5. mynerva6:51 AM

    Classy all the way.

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  6. FrenchGirl6:53 AM

    does anyone know the rumor on Tommy Lee's dick tatoo?

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  7. Cathy6:56 AM

    @FrenchGirl - does he have the entire text of War & Peace tattooed on it? lol

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  8. Unknown7:04 AM

    Hahahahaha @Cathy!

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  9. libby7:10 AM

    Does Tommy Lee have Welsh heritage, b/c I heard his penis tattoo says "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch", when he's aroused
    ...but just " Llanfair PG" when flaccid.

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  10. Count Jerkula7:22 AM

    Ugh, I try to click on a post to read who this broad is and all I see is another wave in the constant objectification of men by the users of this site. Disgusting.

    I am sure there are Celeb Cawk Talk websites out there you MANsogynigsts can go to for discussion, instead of impeding my ability to eat breakfast here.

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  11. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob7:25 AM

    She should make ANOTHER sextape sucking dick to earn millions as she were a British teenmom, but she is no mother yet, that's a problem.

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  12. B6268:03 AM

    'Eat Out More Often'

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  13. B6268:04 AM

    'Eat Out More Often'

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  14. B6268:04 AM

    'Eat Out More Often'

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  15. B6268:05 AM

    'Eat Out More Often'

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  16. .robert8:06 AM

    The Count is a fake act as this woman has an oral video out and he should have known that if even I do.

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  17. Munch8:11 AM

    @Count I think the term you're searching for is misandry, but of course all those female elementary school teachers kept it a secret from you, because of misandry. It's a conspiracy.

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  18. Count Jerkula8:41 AM

    @Robert: I never heard of the broad before today. Do you have a link?

    @Munch: Making up the word "mansogyny" helps display the ignorance of my argument, which is designed to display the ignorance of those who call me misogynist.

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  19. Its just U9:19 AM

    I am no fan of Tulisa but in this case I kinda feel sorry for her. A sleazy tabloid 'journalist' got her to put them in touch with someone who could get some coke.
    She didn't sell it. She just knows where to get it. Like a lot of people who party on a Saturday night.
    I know she's a bit thick (stupid for my American friends) but she was set up.
    Still, ya gotta be careful especially if ya got so much to lose.

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    1. PJJ2:12 PM

      I understand the law but it's still kind of messed up. She's going to jail for providing "the hook-up" to someone who asked for the favor

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  20. Sherry9:36 AM

    Who in the hell is this woman? Never heard of her.

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  21. Unknown11:17 AM

    I don't get how the 'journalist' who set this all up isn't also guilty of a crime?

    As I understand it her role was answering this guy's question as to who would sell him some coke.

    The reporter is the one who paid cash, bought coke, and then was in possession of coke, while she never touched either the drugs or the money?

    Also missing is whatever the journalist did prior to making the request in order to gain her trust. It probably wasn't announcing himself and his intentions.

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  22. Count Jerkula11:31 AM

    It is facilitating a crime. Guy says he wants to have his wife killed, you give him a phone #, you are going to be guilty of murder.

    There is no way to know if she profited from the crime or not. Maybe for every $1000 worth of sales she hooked her dealer up with, she got a free bag.

    According to the wording of the Patriot Act, if someone gets caught selling a doobie at a Black Sabbath concert this summer, the band, the promoters, the venue owner, etc, could all be arrested.

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  23. CanadianMiss12:40 PM

    I LOVE her look!!! The Channel necklace really pulls it together, imo!

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  24. Erik4:41 PM

    Skanky.

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  25. Popnursing10:51 PM

    I want to hang out wth Tempestuous Grape and martinis the size of buckets all day.

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  26. Aoife1:18 AM

    I feel bad for the girl, I don't know why they picked on her. It's not like every other celebrity has no idea how to get coke and has never used it before.

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