That 70's Show star, Lisa Robin Kelly does not even bother taking any new head shots. She has an entire collection pf photos provided by the state now courtesy of her multiple arrests. This is better than Johnny Drama getting some for free during an Apple presentation. For this arrest, Lisa chose something fairly dramatic. She was found passed out at the wheel of her car which was fully stopped in the right lane of a freeway. Yeah, that will get you a DUI. According to police, she failed the sobriety test miserably. Nooooo. You don't say? Someone passed out on a freeway failed their sobriety test? Shocker. Because I am a kind person, I will give Lisa a little break and not post the time lapse version of her mugshots to show you how far down the hill she has come, but will let her remember a happier time, when she had work and was not always wearing orange.
I hate this female east coast intern Enty. You write too much, lady. Simmer down.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I know.
DeleteUgh. I know.
DeleteSimmah down naw!
DeleteEnties you should have posted the mugshots. Would have been more interesting than this read.
ReplyDeleteLisa, meet Lindsay
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the summer of our discontent
ReplyDeleteIs this a blind item reveal?
ReplyDeleteall she had to do was keep her shit under control and rode out the 70's show series and she would of been set for life.
ReplyDeletewhat a real hollywood story she turned out to be
Jesus fucking christ, timebob, when will you learn that it's would have, not would of? You look so uneducated.
DeleteSo she starts driving her car and realizes that she is too drunk to drive and pulls over and stops driving? I don't think she should be getting any medals, but charged for a DUI when she did the right thing by pulling over is a bit overkill by the cops. So if people find out you can still get charged, they are going to keep on driving now.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't pull over. She was in the middle of the freeway.
DeleteShe didn't pull over. She was in the middle of the freeway.
DeleteAnd wasnt by choice; she passes out. I hooe she gets help.
DeletePlus if the cops find you passed out in a car (parked or not) and keys are in the ignition, you are still considered dui.
DeleteThis is called acute, active alcoholism. This is not a failure of will. This is a failure of treatment (or willingness to go and really be serious about treatment)--that she keeps getting behind a wheel and caught up in the criminal system is sad. She is very sick.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, you can be charged. If the keys are in the ignition it is called "physical control". At least in WA state.
ReplyDeleteOoh Johnny Drama reference dropped! Way to stay current Enties!
ReplyDeleteStupid crack whore.
ReplyDeleteThank God nobody hit her car if she was stopped on the road.
ReplyDeleteI really feel sorry for her. Hope this is her rock bottom and she gets help.
ReplyDeleteOh jeez. This is sad. And you know what? People who get off on this or who have the arrogance to judge someone in this state are actually more damaged than she'll ever be.
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