Thursday, June 06, 2013

Kim Zolciak Is Pregnant

Kim Zolciak has finally figured out a way to not smoke or drink - she just keeps getting pregnant. Of course this prohibition only applies in public, and only after the announcement is made as can be seen by this photo taken last week when she chain smoked an entire pack in one afternoon. For the fifth time, and for the third time with her current husband, Kim is pregnant. She last had a baby nine months ago and it seems that she has been pregnant almost non-stop since she met her husband. We will of course assume for these purposes that the baby is, in fact, her husband's, but it would be fun to have some kind of conspiracy discussion about Big Papa and all that and speculate whether it might be his, but that would take away from Kim and Kroy's special time. Keeping with the K theme Kim has going on with her kids, she has decided to name this child Kardashian in hopes of scoring some endorsement deals for the yet to be born infant.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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28 comments:

  1. SKOR6:32 AM

    I have no idea who this person is, but she looks like a cross between Joan Van Aark and Heidi Montag.

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  2. Clubber Wang6:32 AM

    Epitome of fame whore

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  3. LottaColada6:35 AM

    Holy feck! That's #5 for Kim. Time to sew up that cooch.

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    1. Christopher Cruz6:39 AM

      Bahahahahahahaha!!! Why do I keep thinking she's a little old to still be having kids? In MY mind she's 45!!!

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    2. Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn6:46 AM

      She's only 35? Yikes

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  4. a non a miss6:38 AM

    It's a vagina, not a clown car

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    1. HannahBanana6:57 AM

      Lmfao!!!!!!!!

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    2. rocky619ca7:00 AM

      Double Lmao!!! Best post I've seen yet!

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    3. Unknown7:25 AM

      Yes!!!

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    4. Anonymous8:22 AM

      @à non a miss.

      CLASSIC!

      ;^)

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  5. uofazwildkitty6:41 AM

    so happy i don't know who this breeder is, but it makes a great case for spay/neuter.

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  6. loopymommy6:44 AM

    There are photos of her smoking while sporting a very visible baby bump on the beach.

    At first, I gave her the benefit of the doubt, assuming she had an e-cigarette, but the sequence of photos shows the ash growing larger. Not only that, but she was doing this literally surrounded by all four of her kids and the dumbass husband. Skank.

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  7. The Dude6:47 AM

    She looks like she's 50, isn't she paste prime time for having kids?

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  8. Karen6:56 AM

    I'm not defending her for smoking while pregnant, but who cares if she's having a fifth kid? As long as they can afford to raise their children, it shouldn't matter.

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    1. hollywood dime7:19 AM

      @karen I completely agree with you! Some of you sound like the vagina police. She's an adult woman having another baby with her HUSBAND! They are both employed. I don't think she asked anybody to take care of her kids or pay for them.

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  9. HannahBanana6:59 AM

    Yea, the conspiracy thing can't go to far...as all of kroys kids are gingers like him. And unlike their mother....they're adorable.

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  10. Anonymous7:01 AM

    that face! that wig! she looks like a knockoff barbie half melted from being left in the summer sun for an afternoon. It's incredibly sad to me that having babies has become the fame skanks way of making more money.

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  11. Unknown7:26 AM

    I don't care that she's having more kids - though smoking while pregnant? No bueno...

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  12. greenmountaingal7:38 AM

    There is no way this bitch is my age. Add 10 years on that number, then maybe we'd be closer to her actual age.

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    1. Christopher Cruz9:03 AM

      Me, too. Birth certificate or its bullshit!

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  13. SusanB7:49 AM

    I'm with Karen on this - my sister has 5 kids (and would have liked to have had more). She and her husband never took a dime of public money, now 2 kids are in the Air Force, one is a sheriff's deputy and the other 2 are in college (that they're paying for themselves).

    Of course, she never smoke or had alcohol while pregnant (or even when not pregnant).

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  14. chopchop10:15 AM

    I was wondering whatever happened to Corky from Life Goes On. I'm glad he's doing well.

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  15. califblondy10:22 AM

    If Kroy was my man I'd be on it too. Good for them.

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  16. EpicBlonde11:11 AM

    LOL @chopchop!

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  17. Boxes Little Boxes11:39 AM

    She does look 10 years older!

    I know someone who actually DID get pregnant because she thought her drinking was out of control and she couldn't afford (publicly) to go into rehab. It seemed a bit selfish to me at the time, but it worked. She's been sober for 3 years now and her little girl is adorable (she's married with two other kids). She's a terrific mother, too. I have so many mixed feelings about it, but it's ultimately her life and her choice, and the family is happy with how it turned out.

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  18. Mango1:26 PM

    Back off, Entykins, it's not as if she's a Kartrashian, for god's sake. As long as she's not on public assistance, who cares? (Although she really should cut back on the smokes, especially since she claims to be a former nurse.)

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  19. MnGddess2:47 PM

    In the immortal words of NeNe Leakes: Close yo legs to married men!!

    And that includes your husband.

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  20. nunaurbiz7:14 PM

    I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO ashamed to know this, but given the coloring of Lee Najjar, aka Big Poppa, and Kroy, it would be obvious who the daddy is.

    Good for her. I heard she loves popping out babies. Better her than me (Sorry, Enty, no Enty-named babies for me!)

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