Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Doing It Again

Apparently Robert Pattinson was just a thing or a fling or a nothing, and John Mayer has managed to convince Katy Perry once again that her body is a wonderland. John was spotted emerging from Katy's house after having some sex, or as Katy likes to put it, two becoming one. Yeah, she is into Spice Girls lyrics when she is having sex. It is one of the reasons, Russell Brand went and had a fling with Geri Halliwell right after Katy and Russell split. I guess Katy just likes guys who she knows will cheat on them. Maybe it makes her more at ease knowing they are rather than wondering whether they are.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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25 comments:

  1. Christopher Cruz7:31 AM

    Gross.

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  2. greenmountaingal7:35 AM

    She has terrible taste in men.

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  3. LottaColada7:36 AM

    Enty knows Spice Girl songs? Hahaha, I like how it's admitted

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  4. Kelly7:39 AM

    That's okay, get your groove on girl!

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  5. La Descarada7:41 AM

    JFC KATIE YOU ARE WASTING THOSE GLORIOUS TITTIES ON HIM!

    Waste them on me! I'll appreciate them. And smother my face with them....and other things.

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  6. nettalovesrobin7:41 AM

    @Reno that's how I feel. What's the big deal.

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  7. auntliddy7:48 AM

    They are unattached people, they can do as they please. No story, really.

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  8. Unknown7:48 AM

    i know it was revealed that zooey was the one that sang during sex, but maybe katy has the same habit? either way, that's kinda weird.

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  9. Robert7:49 AM

    Sounds to me more like at least Katy knows what works for her sexually, and as if Mayer, his various transgressions not withstanding, is more than capable of pushing her buttons to her complete satisfaction, and that that for Katy is a reasonable trade-off. Can't say I blame her, either. After all, how many men have kept (and still keep) women placated while having only a single real use for said women all along? If men can play the game that way without censure, why shouldn't women?

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  10. DewieTheBear7:53 AM

    Joe Francis, Michael Douglas, John Mayer. The Skeevy Post Trifecta for the day has been achieved!

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  11. MrsAmiss7:57 AM

    I wonder if she partakes in those gross bedroom habits that he has...yuck lol

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  12. a non a miss8:22 AM

    She must really like getting pooed on.

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  13. stigs848:35 AM

    How is he cheating on her? They've never announced themselves as a couple, they're two single people who can do as they please. It's called dating/hooking up.

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  14. figgy8:38 AM

    I wanna know what kind of bra she's wearing. It's hard for us large breasted girls to make them look so globular and perky, and hers look magnificent here.

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  15. Sherry9:01 AM

    Meh, so she wants John Meyer..She seems like she knows what kind of guy he is and doesn't care. Get them both out of circulation.

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  16. Silly Girl9:14 AM

    @Figgy, try the Bali Minimizer, #3562. I wear a 34DDD and they are AWESOME. Huge difference from other bras!!

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  17. Momster9:19 AM

    So if Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm to Mayer, what is Katy Perry?

    Meh. I just threw up in my mouth at little.

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  18. eris hilton9:20 AM

    BFD. Now when John & Rob hook up, you'll have an interesting story.

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  19. Freya9:38 AM

    @eris hilton --
    Maybe they have...lol

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  20. figgy10:27 AM

    Thank you @SillyGirl! Do you know if these bras tend to run large, small, or true to size? (I live in a remote spot, gotta order online)

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  21. Silly Girl10:36 AM

    They seem to run really true to size. Although, this is the only bra I've worn for probably the past 10 years or so. They are fantastic. I'm only 5', so my shape is very hour glass. Top heavy, too. This bra makes me feel proportionate, and well dressed. Sounds silly, but a sloppy bra can just ruin an outfit! Start with one, then you'll be ordering one in every color! :)

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  22. Count Jerkula11:27 AM

    I tell ya, that no make up, morning pic Brand tweeted took the shine off a great bit, but she still gots tremendous titties and ass.

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  23. timebob 12:22 PM

    I honestly want these two to get married. So we don't have to see the same cut and paste break up make up stories every six months.

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  24. OKay6:22 PM

    I can't believe she threw Russell Brand over for wanting to settle down and have a family. Whatever floats your boat, honey, but you get the relationship you earn...

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  25. Fluffy White Clouds8:39 PM

    Ugh, so gross.

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