Monday, June 10, 2013

Justin Bieber's Bodyguards Have Guns

I'm trying to figure out why Justin Bieber's bodyguards have guns. There are enough of them and Justin Bieber is small enough that I think if any crazed fan with some glitter and a Sharpie who wants to make a life sized doll out of the tweener can be protected. They just have to hide his Snooki sized body beneath them and Justin will be protected. That is not as much fun though as flashing your gun when people are trying to take a photo of Justin or not one of the chosen few he decides to have his "intimate" time with. Oh, you didn't know he called it that? Yeah, because it does not always lead to sex and I think he thinks deep inside him that he is going to hell for his actions so he calls it intimate time. Anyway, Justin and his bodyguards are being sued because a photographer was roughed up by the bodyguards at the direction of Justin and one of the bodyguards flashed a gun he did not have a license for an is not authorized to carry concealed in Florida where this happened. Is it wrong of me that I would like Justin to have to do some jail time.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM

Labels:

39 comments:

  1. mmshukla0087:02 AM

    That pic is hilarious. Justine looks like a toddler!

    ReplyDelete
  2. libby7:04 AM

    Haven't we really all been wondering WHEN, not IF, Bieber (or a Bieb-buddy or employee) kills someone? With the drugs, the speeding, the flouting his celebrity, spending sprees.....This kid is on a steep decline.

    Oh wait. that Bieber friend WAS killed, like last month. Fuck.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Unknown7:07 AM

    i dont understand. why would justin be charged, for someone else owning an unauthorized gun? just because his team employs the guy?

    ReplyDelete
  4. Cecilia007:09 AM

    They are probably all properly licenses (state should check on that) but if they are acting like immature thugs, especially at his direction, then at best these incidents will start costing him money (like here), or worse - someone is going to be seriously hurt if something spins out of control.

    ReplyDelete
  5. MrsAmiss7:09 AM

    He is almost over with, thank God. But then we will have the joy of seeing him on shows like Celebrity___ with Z listed celebs desperate for attention. I doubt he has a savings plan

    ReplyDelete
  6. Cecilia007:17 AM

    Whoops, that'll teach me to just skim and article - so the bodyguard was not licensed?? Yeah, charges need to be filed

    ReplyDelete
  7. Kelly7:19 AM

    His stupid pants make me stabby.

    ReplyDelete
  8. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob7:26 AM

    Don't bodyguards carry guns in the USA? Damn, if I ever hire a bodyguard, he'll better have a gun, kidnappers, crazy people without treatment (moreover in the USA) or common criminals are likely to have one, or a machine-gun, or an Uzi...
    And I live in Europe, where gun control means that only terrorists and other criminals have guns, apart from the cops and soldiers.

    ReplyDelete
  9. MadamChef7:37 AM

    Enties, you don't do jail time for being sued. You pay up and it goes away. Bieber wouldn't do jail time for his bodyguard flashing a piece at a mad photog. Also, that's hearsay and the bodyguard won't be jailed either.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Mutableblue7:37 AM

    LOL yeah, toddler was first thing that came to mind

    ReplyDelete
  11. crila167:40 AM

    This pic cracks me up. He looks like a little baby boy. It also looks like the body guard is changing his diaper.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Unknown7:40 AM

    Biebz' security, don't forget who the real enemy is

    ReplyDelete
  13. Pip7:46 AM

    TE, they're being sued, not charged with anything.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Miss Moose7:50 AM

    A toddler being helped into his booster seat. Poor little fellow couldn't pull his pants up properly!

    ReplyDelete
  15. greenmountaingal7:55 AM

    Why is Biebs dressed like a Marky Mark wannabe, minus the hot body? What a tool.

    ReplyDelete
  16. SusanB7:56 AM

    In Florida a security guard has to get a "D" and "G" license. Every year you have to do a refreshment course with the exact same gun you carry on duty (for instance, if you do security work with a Glock, you can't do the refreshment course with a 32 pistol). If you don't do this yearly, you lose your license. If you have a "D" and "G" license your gun MUST be visible, it cannot be concealed. This has nothing to do with a concealed weapons permit - then your gun MUST be concealed and you can carry any type of concealed weapon legal in Florida. The CWP is applied for separately. So this idiot guard was on the job but his weapon was obviously concealed until he brandished it. It would be helpful to know if he has the "D" and "G" licenses necessary in Florida. If he doesn't but is working as a security guard he's in a world of trouble.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Robert8:05 AM

    "Justin in Jail" would make a great reality show.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous8:27 AM

    OK, this picture makes me laugh - the bodyguard is picking him up like a lawn gnome!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown9:55 AM

      You nailed it - lawn gnome!!!! LOL!

      Delete
  19. Anotheramy8:38 AM

    Why hasnt he gone away yet?!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Stylemaverick8:46 AM

    Omg this picture. It's almost as good as the Beckham red card

    ReplyDelete
  21. Unknown9:02 AM

    LOL I didn't know the elf look was in?

    A lawn gnome, that's it.

    ReplyDelete
  22. redronnie9:18 AM

    Bieber was the target of a kidnapping plot, the alleged leader of the group is accused of planning to mutilate and murder bieber

    ReplyDelete
  23. redronnie9:19 AM

    Bieber was the target of a kidnapping plot, the alleged leader of the group is accused of planning to mutilate and murder bieber

    ReplyDelete
  24. Seachica9:24 AM

    Is that really Bieber in the pic, or is it a life-like doll?

    ReplyDelete
  25. Freya9:42 AM

    Just give him one bodyguard and let the guy stick Justin in his back pocket. Problem solved.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Justin gets caught with guns to boost his "street cred" and he goes down TI-style.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Carissa9:45 AM

    Is anyone else starting to see this brat like he's Joffry from Game of Thrones?

    ReplyDelete
  27. Robin the Mad Photographer10:57 AM

    @Carissa--For the win!

    Seriously, I can see how celebrity bodyguards might need to be armed; there are definitely some batshit crazy people out there (the Bjork bomber & the Joss Stone wannabe-kidnappers/murderers come to mind right off, and let's not forget Rebecca Shaeffer & Theresa Saldana), and if security has reason to believe that their client is potentially in danger, then they need to do whatever is necessary to protect them, up to packing heat.

    Having said that, there's just something about the concept of King Joffrey and his tough guys with guns that makes me shake my head...

    ReplyDelete
  28. Del Riser11:33 AM

    Yes, a naughty lawn gnome who has to put away.

    ReplyDelete
  29. G11:52 AM

    Lawn gnome is much funnier than I saw him as the Cowardly Lion "let me at 'em. Let me at 'em. Hold me back".

    douche.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Amartel12:20 PM

    Lots of famous people have bodyguards and those guards carry guns. Who knows what crazies (other than you) have fixated their hate on Justin Bieber. I'm glad his run is almost over but, yes, it is wrong to wish jail upon this sad creature. Will probably happen on it's own accord without your ill wishes.

    ReplyDelete
  31. .robert12:40 PM

    You don't want to have a gun while committing a crime in FL.

    This is the crime:
    "Anyone lawfully carrying a firearm in a concealed manner, may briefly and openly display the firearm to the ordinary sight of another person, unless the firearm is intentionally displayed in an angry or threatening manner, not in necessary self-defense"

    We have a 10/20/Life law regarding firearms and mere possession of one during a crime is 10 years mandatory minimum, so that bodyguard is a fool.

    ReplyDelete
  32. iheartgoss1:55 PM

    That bodyguard looks like he is lifting Bieber out of his carseat like a little child. Ridiculous!

    ReplyDelete
  33. auntliddy2:23 PM

    If they have guns and bieber is annoying, cant they.........kidding!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  34. Jessie2:59 PM

    I've seen this pic a few times but today it is making me chuckle.

    ReplyDelete
  35. NaughtyNurse5:31 PM

    I can't stand that little twat, but he has had some seriously crazed and dangerous stalker incidents--like those guys who were recently caught trying to kidnap and murder him. I'd have big guys with guns around me, too.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Jenn6:18 PM

    Looks like he got him out of his Beiber seat before his nap was up.

    I think FLA is like LA in that it allows folks to carry weapons out in the open : rednecks+gun @gator=dinner/dollars.

    The police can still take it if they think they need to, but, if you conceal a weapon without a permit, they will assume you are criminal, crawl your ass, take the weapon and your money--and maybe arrest you.

    Those bodyguards should've known to get all permits and licenses in order before going into any state. They're not that professional. I think they're thugs.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Anonymous8:37 PM

    It's not wrong of you. Wasn't the deal that he goes down on girls for a long time, because he can't get it up? I feel like a child molester referring to him doing things like that, he's such an infant.

    ReplyDelete
  38. Anonymous4:44 AM

    http://weknowmemes.com/2013/03/justin-bieber-wants-this-photo-removed-from-the-internet/

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments ( Atom )

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days

  • Blind Item #8
    The mother of a barely there celebrity was overheard musing about how much the sperm donor is worth way more dead than alive, at least to th...
  • Blind Items Revealed #6 - Anniversary Month
    August 1, 2014 How is it that this actress is rolling in dough? I mean she could literally shower with $100 bills every few minutes and not ...
  • Blind Item #12
    An offspring of a former A++ lister is hooking up with an A+/A list singer. Their first hookup was a messy drunken spectacle in front of sev...
  • Blind Items Revealed #1
    October 15, 2024 Apparently, the growing rift between the alliterate one and her husband began shortly after the big funeral. The alliterate...
  • Blind Item #13
    For old times sake, these two bad actors/former co-stars/former couple hooked up. They will blame it on being drunk. 
  • Blind Items Revealed #1
    October 16, 2024 I guess things are getting more serious considering the permanent A list "singer" has Narcan ready to go througho...
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 9, 2024 The Sean Combs of Hollywood documentary coming is going to send the alliterate one and her husband running like cockroaches....
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 16, 2024 Speaking of alliterate, this foreign born alliterate A list actor thought Oscar was a lock for his latest role. Now that he...
  • Blind Items Revealed #2
    October 19, 2024 What is going to be crazy is this. Neither of the escorts the dead rocker slept with said they used protection. What if the...
  • Blind Item #8
    Speaking of A list actors and hookers, this A+/A list actor had a bevy of them while out of the country. His girlfriend probably wouldn'...