Saturday, June 01, 2013

Joran Van Der Sloot Is Getting Married

A 22 year old Peruvian woman (above) is going to be the bride of the man who killed Natalee Holloway in Aruba and Stephany Flores in Peru. Joran van Der Sloot has only ever been convicted of killing Flores and is currently serving time in prison for that conviction. I don't know if he promised this woman something or she just has a death wish, but his reasons for marrying her are clear. If he marries her and they have a child together, and yes, he gets to have sex with her while in jail, it will give him Peruvian citizenship. If he has that, he cannot be extradited from Peru to the United States.

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:00 AM

44 comments:

  1. cosina9:04 AM

    Both foolish and disgusting

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  2. Anonymous9:05 AM

    How FUN!

    (claps hands)

    I wonder if he'll strangle her to death during their first conjugal visit.




    Dumb slut.....

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    1. La Descarada9:11 AM

      Reportedly they've already HAD conjugal visits together and the rumor is that she's either pregnant or already had his child.

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  3. annabella9:06 AM

    don't know what it is with these women. even the most heinous serial killers always have scads of groupies who fall in love with them. seriously sick.

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    1. Aoife4:00 PM

      @annabella, I know a girl who is in love with BOTH Jeffrey dahmer and ted bundy. It's twisted. I had to ask her to stop posting things on Facebook about them because they were such awful human beings. I could never even begin to understand it.

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  4. Tania9:08 AM

    OH! That was very smartly played on his part. Until he gets out and his wife suddenly goes missing....

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  5. Mari9:08 AM

    We'll all try not to be too despondent over missing out on that fine matrimonial catch. Either of them. Obviously I feel worst for the Holloway and Flores family. IIRC Ms Flores' father is a judge. He must be in such a sickened state, watching this.

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  6. Henriette9:12 AM

    All jailed psychopaths get married! Look at the list of psychopaths in prison, and you'll find married men or men with fan clubs.

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    1. __-__=__10:56 AM

      Henriette - vey true. There should be a law against this. Those putrid genes should never be passed on. That's why they're in jail!

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  7. Cecilia009:12 AM

    Does this woman have family? What must they be thinking? Are they doing/saying anything about this?

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  8. Peter9:16 AM

    I've never been to Peru but I can't imagine the jails are better than US? I guess the conjugal visits are a plus and I guess he could get death penalty here but I would assume being in a Peruvian jail is kinda the same thing. He's disgusting and shouldn't be allowed any type of freedom, including sloppy sex in a jail cell with some crazy woman stupid enough to enough to fall for a serial murderer..

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    1. Unknown10:01 AM

      @peter he wouldn't get the death penalty if he were to be extradited to the US b/c the charges against him here are extorting money from natalee holloway's mother.

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  9. HannahBanana9:21 AM

    Wow....I'm doing it ALL wrong! I need to kill some ppl, maybe then I could get a date!!!! Lmao!!


    For real tho.....they shoulda removed his genitals....he should NOT be breeding his sociopathic genes.

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  10. VeeBee9:22 AM

    This strategy is pure evil genius on Joran's part. The bride to be is one rough-looking 22 year old. I'm guessing her family either isn't aware or just doesn't care and I'm pretty sure there is money involved. This whole thing is depraved.

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  11. Jenn9:25 AM

    What is it with those women? I laugh at the Van Der Sloot's name though, sounds like slut, probably true. This girl is an idiot.

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  12. msgirl9:30 AM

    Nothing scarier than a very smart psychopath.

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  13. DewieTheBear9:32 AM

    Well isn't that special.

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  14. Anonymous9:33 AM

    As controversial as it may sound, I've always believed that violent offenders should be made sterile.

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    1. HannahBanana9:47 AM

      In this case, I don't think it would too harsh. He fed a girl to sharks after he raped her....I think ho's dicl should be removed via rusty butterknife

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  16. Count Jerkula10:22 AM

    At least there will be a 9 month stretch of the marriage where she won't have to fear being beaten to death.

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    1. HannahBanana10:43 AM

      Why? I doubt he's above beating a pregnant woman.

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  17. Unknown10:27 AM

    Isn't this a fraudulent marriage just like those immigration marriages that the INS deems are not legit?

    Seems to me criminals should not have the right to get married. If you are a lifer too bad, otherwise you can wait till your prison term is done.

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  18. Hits12310:54 AM

    Why does this man have any rights at all in prison? He's a bloody murderer! Conjugal visits and the right to marry? Screw that - he should be cleaning toilets 24/7. I feel awful for the families of these girls to have to listen to stories like this.

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  19. auntliddy11:07 AM

    His "bride" looks like shes been around the block a few times- looks like all business for her. Mb shes a p, and he offered her steady work. Who knows. I agree he shld not be allowed to reproduce. Ugh

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  20. Anonymous11:39 AM

    He is not going to get away with it, watch them write a new law for him.

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  21. Ja'mie King12:03 PM

    @Count, that's not true, the group of women with the highest mortality rate is pregnant women.

    What is his sentence? I'm pretty sure they don't have life imprisonment in Peru. I wish there was some tangible proof he killed Natalee, I feel for her family and their lack of justice/closure.

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  22. CrazyCatLady12:35 PM

    Why would he be extradited to the US? He didn't commit a crime here and Aruba is part of the Netherlands. Yes Natalee is American but she wasn't murdered here.

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  24. Kathleen1:02 PM

    Why would he be extradited to the U.S.? He isn't charged with any crime here.

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  25. plokzy1:11 PM

    She looks like Jabba the Hut with legs.

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  26. hothotheat1:47 PM

    @Kathleen He tried to extort money from Natalee Holloway's mother. Told he for a certain amount of money he would tell her what happened to her daughter (or where she could be found).

    That there are women willing to do this is horrifying.

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  27. Unknown1:49 PM

    He commited wire fraud to t he tune of 25k here in the states

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  28. Unknown1:49 PM

    He commited wire fraud to t he tune of 25k here in the states

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  29. anon1:55 PM

    How has this guy not been killed in prison? If I remember correctly, Stephany Flores' family was rich and/or well-connected. I always assumed they would arrange to have him taken out.

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  30. trudi3:10 PM

    I'd rather be in an American jail for wire fraud than a Peruvian jail for murder.

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  31. Aoife3:28 PM

    She'll be alive long enough for him to establish paternity. Once that's done I shudder to think what would happen to her.

    Then again he may need to keep her alive.

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  32. Aoife3:40 PM

    I read that the authorities think the son she gave birth to is van der Sloot's.

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  33. Nichole3:45 PM

    @Jenn van der Sloot literally means "of the ditch" like he came from a ditch next to the road. It fits.

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  34. cricket3:45 PM

    I was hoping he was having lots and lots of sex in prison. But not with a woman and not by his choice. I was really wishing he would be wearing Depends by now because his butt had been ripped apart one time too many by a huge hairy mean cellmate. There is no justice if this POS gets conjugal visits and is allowed to inflict a child with his genes on the world.

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  35. Munch5:42 PM

    It's hard to reconcile the horrific crimes he's committed with a name that was made up by Dr. Seuss.

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  36. Fluffy White Clouds8:50 PM

    Wtf!

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  37. MadLyb10:17 AM

    It used to be guys became rock stars in order to get access to tons of tail, but now all they have to do is become serial killers. I don't not like the message this is sending to impressionable young geeks who are not musically inclined.

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  38. MadLyb10:18 AM

    Correction: "do not".

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