Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Having A Baby

You know, I am not usually a fan of pregnancy stories. They are all the same. Someone had unprotected sex or if you are Beyonce or Nicole Kidman someone did something in a lab and there were rubber gloves and masks. Nine months of tabloid photos later, if you are popular enough you get to exploit your newborn for a few bucks and earn back your health insurance deductible. Kate Winslet is pregnant, but there is no story from me. Jennifer Love Hewitt though is an interesting one. She has already been with her boyfriend a little over a year. I think in her case it is pushing it to think she is going to last with him until the baby is born. That would be approaching world record territory for her. Jennifer is three months along and has already planned her child's life through college.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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53 comments:

  1. FrenchGirl6:06 AM

    i hate when Enty is a jerk or that he forgets that he's an alcoholic bacon addict or a big mythomaniac

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  2. StewMcG6:10 AM

    I wonder if she's already taken this guy to Tiffany's to select one of the three engagement rings she admits to having on hold for her.

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  3. S.joy6:11 AM

    Pregnancy stories are not all the same! Be nice Enty!

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  4. PugsterMom6:15 AM

    This woman desperately wants a happily ever after. Don't most people want that? I'm happy for her and hope it all works out.

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    1. auntliddy7:23 AM

      Anen pugster, very sweet of you and I agee:)

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  5. Now!6:18 AM

    Hope the baby gets to enjoy the famous boobs. That's what they're made for, after all.

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  6. nettalovesrobin6:18 AM

    I'm happy for both pregnant ladies!

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  7. Henriette6:23 AM

    This one kind of shocked me. I really had Hewitt pegged as a spinster, especially the way she would scare men off with wedding plans.

    Kate Winslet is going to have three kids by three different men. That is a custody nightmare.

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    1. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Women have six babies with six daddies all the time to keep riding the welfare, medicaid, too fucking lazy to get a damn job would rather liveoff the gubment and fuck over men for child support train. I am a very liberal democrat but when yoy have the second kid on welefare. NEUTER YOUR LAZY SYSTEM ROBBING ASS..AND DRUG TESTING MANDITORY AT BIRTH. IF MOM FAILS DRUG TEST..LOOSE KIDS FOREVER..SND AND I MEAN FOREVER. NO COURT PLEAS NO VISTATION
      .IF YOU CANNOT STAY SOBER. .NO KIDS AND IMMEDIATE SPAYING

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    2. OneGirlRevolution11:30 AM

      @froggygirl...

      Your use of the word "gubment", your lack of knowledge about how welfare actually works, your use of the phrase "fuck over men for child support train", your advocacy of drug testing for welfare recipients along with your regurgitation of several other far right talk radio buzz phrases (not to mention YOUR USE OF ALL CAPS TO TRY TO MAKE YOUR POINT MORE RELEVANT) belies your contention that you are a "very liberal democrat (sic).

      I don't care one way or the other but making your liberal political point is hardly relevant to or the same as Kate Winslet having three different kids by three different fathers since one presumes Kate is more than capable of providing for her children without indulging in any of the society draining," welfare mother" activities that seem to upset you so much.

      You and I do agree on one point: there are some people who should never be allowed to have/raise children...although I suspect we might differ slightly on whom those people might be. O_o

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    3. Saritex12:44 PM

      @Lola: well said!

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    4. PM1:51 PM

      Can I nominate froggygirl for sterilization?

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  8. Moosefan6:26 AM

    Here is to a healthy pregnancy and easy delivery for both.

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  9. mynerva6:29 AM

    I hope she has a boy, I'd be slightly worried that she'd (unconsciously) raise a girl to believe that happiness can only be found via a man.

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    1. Marieeee6:36 AM

      Mynerva, my EXACT same thoughts when I first heard about her expecting.

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  10. StewMcG6:29 AM

    Kate Winslet is having a baby with her husband, Ned Rocknroll. I thought that would have been enough for it's own blog post today.

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  11. Unknown6:33 AM

    @stewmcg one child is 12 and the other is 9. i think she probably knows how to deal with it by now.

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  12. Unknown6:34 AM

    oops. meant to direct my comment to @henriette.

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  13. AndrewBW6:35 AM

    I don't believe this story at all. JLove with one guy for over a year? Not a chance!

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  14. Kelly6:37 AM

    To borrow from DListed, babies!

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  15. Unknown6:45 AM

    She is extremely desperate. I would not be shocked at all if, at 34, she finally freaked and pulled the goalie with her clock a tickin'. This relationship won't last. She is the kind of woman that gives us a bad name.

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  16. Count Jerkula6:46 AM

    I can't wait to see her pregnant tits. Thems gonna be HUGE.

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    1. MrsAmiss6:51 AM

      My husband and brother had the same thoughts after their initial sadness at the news

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    2. LottaColada7:00 AM

      @Count, what about her ass?

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  17. Henriette6:54 AM

    @T.E. Crew
    Doesn't matter how old those kids are, they are going to have siblings everywhere and holidays are going to suck.

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  18. Brittany7:06 AM

    Yes she can appear desperate at times, but I am happy for her. Is there something I'm missing? I'm not sure why she gets such a bad rap. She seems nice...

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  19. Count Jerkula7:11 AM

    @Lotta: JLH's money makers have always been her chesticles. The ass, sure I'd love to see it, pregnant or not, but I'm sure it won't be as amazing as her udders will be.

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  20. libby7:22 AM

    I'm thrilled for her too. Everyone knows JLove needs the love of family forever in her life. Men can be fickle, but family is so important to her. Since she's lost her mother, I'm glad she will now at least have a child of her own.
    Who cares if the dude may not stay forever? She has her own money and will SPOIL that kid.
    I save my ire for the likes of Octomom & her fertility doctor.

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  21. OKay7:40 AM

    LOL @Count. My hubby said exactly that when I told him! "Can't wait for the tittie fairy to visit!" (Thanks, Robin Williams!)

    Seriously, though, I hope JLH finds happiness in her life. She's been so desperate for so long, and as disturbing as that is I don't think it makes her any less deserving of her happy ending. (Not THAT kind!)

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  22. AKM7:44 AM

    I like her. I hope all goes well here.

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  23. __-__=__7:49 AM

    Strangest comments ever!

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  24. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Good for her.

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    1. Anonymous8:00 AM

      If it feels right, go for it. Why not?

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  25. Unknown7:55 AM

    what i'm saying is she probably already has the experience to know how to make these situations -not- suck. she isn't doing anything new or unexpected.

    as for jlove, i'm sure there are many forever-aloners that would love to have her as their OAG. she needs to find one of those and just be a happy mommy-housewife.

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  26. Majik8:08 AM

    I love Kate Winslet more than any other celebrity....but hearing that she's got three different baby daddies makes me look down on her just a little.

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  27. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas8:15 AM

    I smell a baby trap!

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  28. Cocokitty8:27 AM

    I feel like CDaN is just regurgitating the DM :/ I'm not excited to come to this page anymore because its everything I have already read on DM just rephrased......

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  29. Cecilia009:01 AM

    We love to rip on her for being clingy but these dudes are definitely getting "theirs" out of the deal. More than one of JLove's men has been hired or seen his standing increase dramatically on the shows she is the star of and EP's because of their association with her. Many get a career boost through the publicity of being her boyfriend.

    We picture her weaving booties and begging to begin baby-making within the first week, but for all we know this guy is picturing himself laughing all the way to the bank cashing child support checks the same way KFed does. The child needs to maintain a certain lifestyle when with Daddy, after all.

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  30. FlirtyChick749:24 AM

    Everyone deserves love. Some people take a little longer to find someone right for them. I wish JLH all the best for a healthy pregnancy. I hope this relationship is the one and lasts.

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  31. Freya9:27 AM

    I'm happy for Jennifer Love Hewitt. When the milk comes in, she's going be HUGE! Enough to make Dolly Parton jealous.

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  32. Momster9:28 AM

    At least this relationship was kept low-profile and not splashed everywhere.

    Didn't her mom pass away not too long ago? Maybe she's lookin' to fill the void, not to mention the ticking of the biological clock.

    Can't hate on her.

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    1. Saritex12:47 PM

      I don't know about filling a void, but the loss of a parent would surely lead you to consider you own mortality and legacy.

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  33. VaN9:31 AM

    I'm not going to be a hater. I like her. Sure she comes off as desperate, but she's lookin for love which is what most of want. I'm happy for her! I wish her a healthy pregnancy.

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  34. Sherry9:50 AM

    I think she may have grown up a bit after her mother passed. Notice there was no mention of the boyfriend until now? Good for her. Hope she has a healthy baby. And yes, her chesticles will be enormous.

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  35. car549:59 AM

    I hope Jennifer ends up happy and with a beautiful baby.

    You sound a little cranky today.

    Here's some good news--do you have Dunkin Donuts where you are? if so you need to check out their Maple Bacon donut--they have been testing it here and it's going national--it made me think of you immediately.

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  36. Robin the Mad Photographer10:01 AM

    Let's not be too hard on Kate, people--she's been married to all 3 of her children's fathers, and the first 2 were the ones who cheated on her (probably because their egos couldn't handle that she was the better known--didn't Sam Mendes leave not long after she won her Oscar?). Ned's a bit younger and hopefully more laid-back about that kind of thing and not so apt to act out, so congratulations on the baby, and here's hoping Mom and Dad are happy together for the rest of their lives.

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  37. Kelly11:09 AM

    ^I hadn't heard that Threapleton cheated on Kate?

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  38. OneGirlRevolution11:35 AM

    I like JLH and am happy for her. For all we know, this guy loves her and will continue to do so for a long time to come.

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  39. Freya12:53 PM

    OT: Kim Zolciak of Bravo fame is also pregnant.

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  40. THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC1:02 PM

    I don't understand why she doesn't buy a shotgun, you know, to go with her 3 pre-selected pre-selected engagement engagement rings. It would make everything so much easier.

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  41. Jaiden_S3:47 PM

    Wasn't there a blind about a celeb who accidentally got pregnant recently?

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  42. Henriette2:33 AM

    @RenoBlond
    I heard it was the other way around, and Kate was cheating with Mendes.

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