Just in case you have forgotten how old James Woods is, I will remind you. He is 66 years old. James has always liked his dates to be very young. Really young. Apparently his last girlfriend was too old and she was 26. They dated for six years beginning when she was 20. That 40 year age gap was just a little too narrow for him and he wanted to go even younger. Enter Kristen Baugness who is 20 years old. That's right, almost 50 years younger than James Woods. Although Kristen was on the red carpet with James earlier this week, two weeks ago she was getting her photo taken for a mug shot after getting busted for multiple drug felonies in Georgia. She got busted for pot possession and possession of a controlled substance. That is just for starters. She also got busted for failing to register an automobile and also for switching tags in order to mislead. Sounds like a real winner and exactly the type of 20 year old who would love to date someone approaching 70.
Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!
ReplyDeleteMm, ehh, mm. Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.
ReplyDeleteThis is gross all the way around.
ReplyDeleteHow now brown cow. How now brown cow. How now brown cow.
ReplyDeleteOld men datin' young girly girls?
ReplyDeleteAin't nobody got time fo' that!
Unemployed losers do
DeleteMeh. It's gross, but she's of age.
ReplyDeleteHow are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time.
ReplyDeleteBonus: now she can afford all sorts of drugs.
ReplyDeleteNo, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name.
ReplyDeleteLet's NOT go to the mall everybody
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely disgusting! I have had men in Hollywood approach me that were well into their 60's. I'm 23 for God's sakes!
ReplyDeleteWhat is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin? Like sheep's wool?
ReplyDeleteWho's got my cheese?
ReplyDeleteGross to the power of infinity, but if they're together at least they can't hurt any one else.
ReplyDeleteUnique New York. Unique New York.
ReplyDeletePS I LOVE YOU
ReplyDeleteShe's perfect for him...
ReplyDeleteMm, I love Scotch. I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.
ReplyDeleteWant summer teeth?
ReplyDeleteSome are here, some are there.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. How much time? 30? 30 seconds? I'm on right now? I don't believe you.
ReplyDeleteLove is love. Don't judge, people! Unless they're racist.
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DeleteI realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
ReplyDeleteAnybody famous 'Emma'?
ReplyDeleteOh, come on. Audrey. I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well, if you were a man, I would punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be an answer to a blind. To think James Woods was giving Sean Young grief for "bothering" him.
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Deleteit'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
ReplyDeleteThe human torch was denied a bank loan.
ReplyDeleteObviously the troll pack is bored today or they all got fired
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry yer pussy died. RIP Pussy
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DeleteNope I want robin to.
DeleteI'm so confused. My cheese was here just a minute ago and now I don't know where it is. Can't someone help me, please.
ReplyDeleteYou hear me? Audrey, look at me! I'm sorry. All right? I'm sorry.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for killing that leopard for us Libby!
DeleteHa ha! Ha ha ha ho! Ha ha ho. Ha oh!
ReplyDeleteHere we go again. I'm going to go and read 3 Billy Goats Gruff. See you later.
ReplyDeleteGuys, actually the REAL me is retiring for the day. BYE, actual folk!
ReplyDeleteIs your old man making you do some yard work?
DeleteLoL
DeleteHold it now and watch the hoodwink!
ReplyDeleteThat ol' man gonna kill hisself bouncin' around on that young hoochie!
ReplyDeleteWell Russell was a bit of a "hugger" on my last movie but he's more like 50. The really old ones seem to all be producers and studio ( dick ) heads. Kenneth Branagh was always wanting to have it off with me but I'm not into 50 something bi sexuals.
ReplyDeleteWtf!! Im laying here w/ hella Vertigo and the trolls are here?!?! Lol
ReplyDeleteJames Woods is my new hero.
ReplyDeleteAsks her? Haaa! Get real!
ReplyDeleteWow he's fucking old!
ReplyDeleteWow, just wow
ReplyDeleteBefore I was with A, I dated James. Well, he jerked off on me once.
ReplyDeleteShame he didn't set you on fire
DeleteA did one time when she was smoking! It as so funny we laughed and laughed!
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ReplyDeleteIs James Woods a scientologist?
ReplyDelete@EmmaWatson, not yet, but you better believe that my husband David is working on it!
DeleteShelly! Anna will be thrilled to see you
DeleteI bet growing up, James Woods was the pervy older brother who was always winking at the little sisters of his buddies. He was the one who waited until they were in 7th grade before he started putting on the Bieber moves (tm) but as soon as those little darlings hit the ripe old age of 16, he'd drop them faster than Wal-Mart drops the hot buttered potato that is Paula Deen. Well, JimWoo has done it again. He dropped his elderly 26 year old piece for 20 year old Kristen Baugness, but much like the Patriots, he forgot the all-important BACKGROUND CHECK. Turns out this spring chicken was charged with drug possession (a. dumb), failing to register a vehicle (b. boring), and switching tags on a license plate (c. zzzzzzz). Jimmy is 66, so are we really surprised that he chose the most boring potential felon ever?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Shelley?
ReplyDelete@AnonyMouse, I'm right here! I'm going to be punished for half a million years for getting my hands on this phone in my room. Well, it's less like a room and more like a cell. Scientology's finest!
DeleteHahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa!! Haa!
ReplyDeleteYay!!! The trolls are back!
ReplyDeleteKeep trolling trolling trolling trolling come on!!
As for James, get yours. If she's legal and willing get on it. Niiiiiice.
Oh, gee. There's NO WAY she's the type to manipulate the old rich guy to get her grubby hands on his money, right?????
ReplyDeleteI'm done with the site for this weekend. Need a rest from the Trolls.
ReplyDeleteG thank you so much for sharing. JUST GO ALREADY.
DeleteShe's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's fecked three ways towards the weekend. But you know what? I dig it! It turns me on
ReplyDeleteOh thank go you're here Just U, Meanie, Karen, Amber, even the Count. Where's Libby and the others? Something is weird..
ReplyDeleteWeirder than a creepy 66 yr old with a 20 yr old. Didn't Sean Young say he had the biggest dick she's ever seen?
@Sherry - I was able to pop on for a bit yesterday, too! I've been so freaking swamped at work. I'm mixing in some mindless stuff today. :)
ReplyDeleteThis shit is hilarious. Woods is very clear about what he wants isn't he?
ReplyDeleteWoods had a TV show a few years ago called Shark that was pretty good, but it had a god awful subplot about his estranged teen daughter who came to live with him. Knowing what we know about him now, he probably dated that actress, too.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh myyy gaaaaaaawd!!! This is just nasty!!! JUst to imagine a 70 year old balls and she licks it??? Uh!!!
ReplyDelete@Mango, are you talkin about me?? Seriously, what have I done to you??? Why, I mean, why through my name on the mud like that, huh????
I guess Blind Gossip's website is down again?
ReplyDelete@just curious, NO.
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