Four For Friday - It's Not His Baby
It is Friday so it must be announcement time. I will be quick so you can head over to the gas station and get those last minute Father's Day gifts. They really are never as good as Mother's Day are they? I got my dad a screwdriver one year. It was battery operated. I got it free with a fill up. I know, I know. I feel bad. He did seem to like it though. Anyway, that was last year and this year I made up for it by getting him a set of cups I have acquired from drinking at various sports venues. I will be here all weekend blogging and giving you some reveals from the archives tomorrow and probably on Sunday too. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
It is well known that this couple has had their issues. She feels like she has sacrificed everything in her career to have a family with this B list mix of television and movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. She wanted to be an actress and had really started to gain some traction when she met her soon to be husband. Then she got pregnant and gave up acting for a bit, but wanted to get back into it. The thing is he would not let her audition for anything. He wanted to be the star of the family. Sure, he made sure she got a part here and a part there, but in such a way that she owed him her thanks for making it happen. When new gigs were offered after those appearances he made her turn them down. She was allowed to do nothing. He would always give her one excuse after the other and take jobs that were as far away from Los Angeles as possible and make her go with him just so she could not audition for anything. A couple of years ago the couple were at a party and they were introduced to this A+ list celebrity who was just coming off a notorious breakup. The wife of our actor and the celebrity really got along well and the next thing you know our wife was volunteering at school everyday, or at least what that is what she was telling our actor. Actually she was meeting the celebrity at a recording studio and either having sex with him there or at his hotel. The next thing you knew, she was pregnant. With his baby. She had the baby and convinced her husband it is his. Meanwhile, she continues to see the celebrity whenever she can and her husband is none the wiser.
"At this point there is one radio station we will be using and they have live internet streaming so you will be able to listen anywhere in the world. We got a great deal on the two hours we are buying each week, but had to commit to two months upfront to get the rate we got. It is our hope that after that first two months we will be self sustaining but could use your help getting us off the ground and we would be happy to help you out by mentioning you or your product during those two months.
ReplyDeleteSo, you will notice the donate button to the left and all of the people who are excited about the show would really appreciate your help with $1 or $5 or $10 or whatever you can do. The show is scheduled to kick off on February 26, which is the day before the Academy Awards. I hope you will join me every Saturday morning for bacon and pancakes and a whole lot of fun. So, for this week, leading up to the big game, I am hoping you will be able to help out. It is just a one week thing. As February 26th gets closer, I will give you more details about what station and what time."
--Enty
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/radio.html
Kelly Preston, John Travolta
ReplyDeleteI don't see how Preston could possibly have convince Travolta it was his baby unless there was a turkey baster involved (okay, fine, a petri dish.)
DeleteBut Travolta isn't a B
ReplyDeleteEnty...make them stop, pretty please. With bacon on top.
ReplyDeleteYesterday was a great day and I hope today can even be better. To give a little incentive, if we can raise $1500 today, I will reveal 4 or 5 blind items tomorrow from the blind item archives and will definitely be sure to include 1 or 2 really juicy items.
ReplyDeleteI want to thank everyone who has helped or sent me an e-mail or message on Facebook stating how excited they are about the show. Me too. My mom? Not so much. She is not too keen on having people entering her house early Saturday mornings. I told them if they got me a separate entrance, she would not even notice. Until of course they started cooking.
For those of you who contributed, Carli and I will be thanking you on the air, and yes, one of the first guests will be Jax if she would be willing and that way people can know we are two separate people. I have not asked her yet though.
So, if you are able, please hit the button on the upper left. Have a great day!!
--Enty
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/02/radio.html
Ahhhhh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieve.
ReplyDelete@SKOR yeah you are right, but that is all I got.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is canopener trying to do with these posts??
ReplyDeleteTenisha, annoy the crap outta everyone?
DeleteFrom what I gather, it's someone who has a serious longtime grudge against Enty. Maybe a former employee? Whoever it is: MEDS STAT! Or smoke a bowl, I hear that helps. %)
So she was pregnant twice with the second pregnancy the one she scammed off as his?
ReplyDeleteThere are several actors married to actresses where the actor works more so this could be anybody.
This is juicy. Don't know if it is Travolta and Preston. They seem to make a pretty good team together.
ReplyDeleteHow about Hanks and Rita Wilson?
All I can think are Kevin Kline or Ben Afflect, but the TV series doesn't fit...
ReplyDeleteread this as Channing Tatum and Jenna whatshername
ReplyDeleteNaw, they only have the one baby. This is someone who's first child is old enough to be in school (hence the volunteering excuse.)
Delete@agreed with Gayeld. beside Channing is not tv actor.
Deleteread this as Channing Tatum and Jenna whatshername
ReplyDelete^I did too, but I don't think it's them really.
ReplyDeleteB-list movie and tv actor
ReplyDeleteWife had a baby just a couple years ago
A+ celebrity (I'm reading musician) coming off a big break up
Ben Stiller & Christine Taylor?
ReplyDeleteI like this guess. She has small parts in his movies- explains why she should be "grateful" for those roles
DeleteOohhh good guess. Plus he is a dick!
DeleteThis is my favorite so far. Both because it fits the clues and because I'd kind of like it to be true.
DeleteThank you Alison! I couldnt think of their names.
DeleteThey were the first ones who came to mind too. He seems like such a jerk
DeleteAnthony Edwards? ER and Revenge of the Nerds (to name a few)
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler and his wife
ReplyDeleteAdam Sandler's kids look EXACTLY like him.
DeleteNope...just take my word for it. Definitely not him!
DeleteAnthony Edwards wife is a make up artist(founded Stila)
ReplyDeleteKevin Kline is a great guess !
ReplyDeleteLove him as an actor but he comes across as very controlling with that gorgeous wife of his (Phoebe...every time I see her I hear Moving In Stereo in my head ) Plus he has won an AO so his rating should still be up there .
I don't get these women. Even if you are married what right does your husband have to tell you that you can't have a career but he can?
ReplyDeleteEric Dane, Rebecca gayheart, John mayer
ReplyDeleteAwesome guess! I'm w/ this!
DeleteOK I'm on board with the stiller/Taylor guess... isn't he a well known douche canoe?
ReplyDeleteI think their kids are too old.
DeleteNoooooo! Not Kevin please! By all accounts Phoebe is perfectly happy with her life and is thriving with her boutique. Has Phoebe even had a baby just a few years ago?
ReplyDelete@msgirl. Who does the baby look like? *eg*
DeleteOK I'm relieved, Kevin is not B-list. Can you tell I love him?
ReplyDeleteAmber Tamblyn
ReplyDelete;-)
Ha!!! Yes! Lol, I wish can opener was a can closer.
DeleteBen Affleck and Jennifer Garner
ReplyDeleteIve never seen why Christine Taylor would be interested in a turd like Ben Stiller. she could do way better the way she looked. But maybe she was a golddigger and back then Ben did well now not so much.
ReplyDeleteHas ben stiller or ben affleck done tv shows?
ReplyDeleteBen Stiller got his start on the 90's on his own show on Fox. Jeanine Garafalo was part of his cast. Don't think it was one of the biggest of all time though.
DeleteSugar - I hear her book was great.
ReplyDeleteBen Stiller had "The Ben Stiller Show."
ReplyDelete@The Real Dragon, Stiller did The Ben Stiller Show
ReplyDeletein my head Ben stiller is exactly like his character in Happy Gilmore in real life
ReplyDeleteKevin and Phoebe live in NYC. This BI references LA. Maybe Chris Pratt and Anna Faris? They married in 09 and had a baby in August. As for the A+ celeb, I guess the breakup was in 2011? Ashton/Demi, Russell Brand/Katy Perry, Leo/Blake Lively, Minka Kelly/Derek Jeter, Arnold Schwarzenegger/Maria Shriver... lots of couples broke up that year.
ReplyDeleteThey only have one kid, and she just got a TV show I think.
DeleteI'm wondering about the clue that this couple has had well known problems. Is that just for us gossip people or out in public? Because there have been some fairly ugly blinds about Stiller, but someone like my husband would have no clue.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. The BI makes it sound like the baby is not their first. Hm. No clue, then.
ReplyDeletehis character in happy Gilmore, stiller played a sadistic nursing home worker but okay?
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck did Voyage of the Mimi.
ReplyDeleteWell damn. it could be Ben stiller.
ReplyDeleteStiller and Taylor do have two kids, but the youngest was born in 2005; the wording makes it sounds like the youngest should only be a couple years old.
ReplyDeleteNice one Sugar. ;) I donated but never got the book! What the hell? Enty's a fake and held a pledge drive years ago. Waaaah! Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee.....
ReplyDeleteWell that's bullshit. I feel like I should go back through the archives and repeatedly post those posts here in the comments. We are going to get everyone their signed amber tamblyn books ;)
DeleteDammit...someone beat me to it
DeleteI find the Can Opener's posts rather interesting.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone listen to these "bacon and eggs" radio shows?
Do tell.
What about Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher?
ReplyDeleteJason Bateman and Amanda Anka
ReplyDeleteThis would make me so sad!
DeleteCant be Adam Sandler. those kids look just like him. You cant denied those egg shape head.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck is A+ movie not B mix.
ReplyDeleteI like the Sacha baron Cohen guess
ReplyDeleteIn my mind I keep wanting to squeeze Tiger Woods into the A+ celebrity with the notorious breakup role but I have no idea why he would be in a recording studio...
ReplyDeleteWhat if the recording studio was for an animated film, not music...
ReplyDeleteIsla Fisher was in Rise of the Guardians, which was animated and also Rango.. with Johnny Depp.
Maggie Gylenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard
ReplyDelete@ canopener. WHO CARES!!!!!!! What point are you trying to prove??? You're a moron. Go away Troll. This is a fun site, whether true or false, so bite me and everyone else on this site.
ReplyDeleteJennie Garth and her ex-husband Peter Facinelli
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Unknown - LOVE the Jason Bateman / Amanda Anka guess.
ReplyDeleteMannnn
ReplyDeleteI wish I could make Will, Jada, and Mark Anthony fit for this.
But the babies throw off the timeline, yes?
Depending on how old it is-Dan Aykrod and Donna Dixon
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ReplyDeletenone the wiser hmmm
ReplyDeleteit could be ben stiller, she has barely worked and usually in films he starred, the kid does not look like him too much and nor even the daughter I would say.
ReplyDeleteAnd none the wiser seems a clue
He has filmed things abroad including many films of Madagascar. Can be him.
Jason Bateman and his wife fit as well. I love him to pieces, so I don't want it to be him. But, she's an actress too. No idea on the other guy.
ReplyDeleteBiggest movies- I'm guessing I don't want to research, being lazy.
ReplyDeleteStar Wars series
Jurassic Park "
Transformers"
Lord of the Rings"
Spiderman"
Pirates of the Carribean"
Avatar
Titanic
Batman"
I'M a major star, and I read this blog. Of course I'm bigger with the school set than on Hollywood sets, but I've won several PTA awards. You obviously do not know this crowd.
ReplyDeleteThis is juicy blind! I read it as Kevin Kline and phoebe cates. But I don't know the spacing of their kids. Suppose this is unlikely to ever be revealed...
What about Duchovny and Leoni?
ReplyDelete2007 was when Owen Wilson made a suicide attempt over Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1568417/owen-wilson-suicide-attempt-confirmed.jhtml
Google image search yielded this pic of Owen, Christine and Ben:
http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7648080
And the confused look on Owen sort of reminds me of this on the son:
http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2011-02-07/the-stillers-watch-the-knicks/spl246342_010-wm900-jpg/
Or not.
Donations needed desperately:
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Can't be SBC and Isla - she has been in some huge movies recently and her career is only getting bigger. I think they only have one kid anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt also can't be Ben Stiller - yes he's been in some of the biggest movies of all time, but it says biggest movies AND TV, which would imply the actor has been in some huge TV shows too.
I can't think who it could be.
Sorry guys, but if you've been here for a while, 'canopener' has a valid complaint [albeit ancient in 'Blog Time'] about Entel's previous money grubbing requests.
ReplyDeleteEntel did in fact request $$$ to keep the blog going [to pay for licensing rights to pix]and to put on a radio broadcast, inter alia.
He seemed to take in some money, but he reneged on his promises. Whatever happened, he came off as a cheap shyster.
Entel/Enty: You're a light weight, shallow version of your previous original incarnation. Maybe you can continue in your present state, but you're a sad disappointment to your older readers.
Ciao, Baconnette Bambino/Prosciutto Peppitoes/Salcitto S***head, You had a pretty good run.
SBC and Isla have 2 kids. I'm sticking with them as my guess.
ReplyDeleteSo the A+ celeb with a notorious breakup a couple of years ago....Justin Timberlake? There were rumors he was cheating.
ReplyDeleteIt would make sense that the wannabe actress would meet in a recording studio I guess.
Not sure who the B list actor of TV & movie who has been in the some of the biggest of all time is though.