Farrah Abraham is graduating from middle school and moving on to high school in the porn world. Of course there is no graduating from high school, because if you had, then you would probably get a real job and not be a porn star. I know, I know, there are lots of college graduates who are porn stars who are just doing it for the money. I would love to know the percentage of porn stars who have graduated from college and the percentage who have graduated from high school and I'm not talking a GED. Anyway, Farrah has increased her bust size from C to D because C is for boring people who really do plan on getting a business degree and opening a restaurant. Farrah is also in the process of paying her respects to the Godfather of porn stars, who is Charlie Sheen and having sex with him. Probably not going to be on tape and I'm pretty sure someone who has a drinking problem like Farrah is probably making a mistake because she is going to see a whole lot more than booze and no matter how good she is in bed, I think Charlie is done with marrying.
