Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Courtney Stodden Gets Implants - Wants To Make A Porn With Farrah Abraham

With her mother and grandfather/husband cheering her on, Courtney Stodden had a breast augmentation this week. This was her first that was captured for posterity by cameras. This way, Courtney made a little bit of money by getting her DD implants and also got them put in for free by the doctor who agreed to keep his mouth shut about any prior surgeries Courtney may have had and whether she really is 46 years old. Courtney's mom says that Courtney got the implants because she wanted to look more natural. No, I'm serious, it's what she said. Presumably before Courtney looked really fake, but now that she has gone up a billion sizes she is going to look like they were given to her by nature. You know, because nature is always giving DD breasts to people who weigh 85 pounds. Doug looked thrilled too. I guess he must have stumbled onto the doctor;'s locker room while he was waiting for Courtney to be finished.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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38 comments:

  1. Pini 276:03 AM

    WHAT a bunch of freaks. His acting career must have bottomed out big time to hitch his wagon to this crap.

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  2. libbyonamobile6:06 AM

    I'd watch that porno! I'd love to have a threesome with Courtney and Farrah. I have a PIT for each of THEM. Well I'll check back later. I have to go help MY bf with his LARPing costume.

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  3. LottaColada6:06 AM

    Eugene Tooms!

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  4. auntliddy6:09 AM

    I really cant with these people.

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  5. Brenda L6:09 AM

    Bleh

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  6. Kels6:10 AM

    E cup 5ft and 105 lbs. It DOES happen! I'm all natural too. Nature was great to me.

    On a serious note, I feel sorry for her. For people to be cheering on your apperance changes....when you're not even done developing. It's just sad. Her mother is disgusting.

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  7. Just Another HR Lady6:22 AM

    Who is she?

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  8. AndrewBW6:23 AM

    The worst part is that people in the media pay attention to these people.

    Enty, I'm looking at you!

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  9. FSP6:24 AM

    Pic please.

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  10. libby6:25 AM

    Kels, I knew a chick with all-natural, perfectly globular CANTALOUPES, on a 5'4", size 0 body (never asked her exact weight--but born tiny. 'Cept the melons.)

    That said, I still don't believe this was Courtney's first bob job.


    And I'm glad Enty finally mentioned that dud's** gay face. He pings me every time!

    **typo that stays

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    1. WareCat7:02 AM

      @Libby, I thought the bob job was the typo, but both made me literally lol.

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  11. Unknown6:34 AM

    These kinds of people make me want to actually crawl into a cave in Montana, throw out my cell phone, and never watch a minute of TV etc again.

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    1. Tara9:57 AM

      Totally. I think that's something almost all of us can agree on.

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  12. Unknown6:42 AM

    As someone who hasn't ruled out breast augmentation, these tricks are making it less appealing to me. I know, I know, plastic surgery is supposed to be a personal choice and not influenced by anyone.

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  13. sandybrook6:45 AM

    When she grows up and realizes what shes been doing lets hope she dumps the creep who encourages all this and is ashamed. It does happen but the reverse also happens too and she could get worse like an Amanda or Tara or LiHo.

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    1. detown3597:33 AM

      Which creep- the mother or the husband? Both have played an unfortunate role.

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  14. SeriouslyAwkward6:45 AM

    I still don't understand how these people are famous. The only time I ever hear about them is in CDaN or TMZ.
    They're like the celebrity equivalent of the empty pop songs you hear once an hour on top 40 stations. They make their way into notoriety by being repeated over and over again, and not by anything really special about them.

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  15. Munch6:51 AM

    @Kels. Same here, G cup, 5'3" & 103 lbs. Thinking of gettng a reduction actually, my back hurts.

    The trouble with this trick is that she wears mahoosive bras with triple layers of padding to make herself look bigger but all you can see is the 3" gap round the ribcage where fantasy doesn't quite meet reality.

    I would really like some neat B or C cups, they just look so much better, a much more elegant silhouette.

    I'd like to scrub her face, scrub off the dirty fake tan, cut off that appalling straw rats nest, get her some underwear that fits and some clothes that don't look like they were thrown in the garbage at a bunny ranch for being too trashy. Maybe we'd see a pretty teenager. She just looks like a broken down old hooker at the moment.

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    1. Kels7:27 AM

      My back hurts too but I'll never get a reduction. I just don't see how I can go from having huge boobs since I was like eight to just being a regular ol B or C cup. I'm keepin these!

      And I thought I was the only one who noticed she wore like three bras...Um it just reallu shows how young she is. Three padded bras just screams 7th grade to me.

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  16. Mango7:09 AM

    Boob job? She *already* had torpedo boobs! What is she thinking?

    Wait, never mind...

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  17. libby7:10 AM

    Ware, I saw that one after and said 'Fuck it.'

    (But my fingers KNEW on their own that guy is a 'dud'....Moments like that are what gives me hope and keeps me from turning full atheist.)

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    1. Seahorse9:04 AM

      Love your posts this guy is a dud and a creepy dud to boot!

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  18. Unknown7:28 AM

    translation for wanting to look more natural = no longer wanting to wear the two padded bras at a time to look like she's tipping over.

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  19. Carol7:28 AM

    What I don't understand is why any press/tabloids gives this old hag looking person press time. If they didn't she would go away - she would have no choice - she's uncomfortable to look at - nothing attractive about this person, nothing, inside or out.

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  20. Unknown7:29 AM

    @munch agreed. you can see it in all her pictures. that fantasy gap you are referencing is gone and she looks much smaller when she's wearing triangle bikini tops that are not padded.

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  21. Glitter7:53 AM

    Along with Teen Mom Farrah, please don't give this girl any more publicity.

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  22. Nemesis8:01 AM

    I totally believe that this is her first boob job. In many of her pics you can see her chicken cutlets peeking out the too and bottom of her extra small bras. She is probably a c cup naturally but she's been stuffing her bra for years.

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  23. OKay8:31 AM

    I had a reduction down to a D cup (yep!) when I was 20 years old. Best decision of my life. It's HARD for a little girl to walk around with huge boobs. Men were taking a salacious interest waaaay too early. I've gained weight over the years and am at least a DD now. Thinking about getting a little more taken off...

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  24. Count Jerkula8:41 AM

    @Kels: Pics or it didn't happen. Clothed is fine, crop your head out for discretion's sake if you like. If you don't want to link an image here, my email can be found via my profile.

    @Munch: Same request. Also, Have you seen the anchor scars from a reduction? Not to say you should live in pain, but do your research, look at pics.

    Stodden/Teen Whore porno: Eh. It has potential if only for the fact that having 2 attention whores naked in the same room can only be great or horrible. No middle ground here. Either one will get pissy/jealous and attempt to ruin the scene or they try to out whore each other to be the star of the scene, which would lead to greatness.

    You would need the right director to play them against each other and elicit the highest amount of filth possible. First one to starfish dive wins the battle, unless the other one farts.

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  25. Unknown9:05 AM

    I had a breast reduction and it is the best thing I ever did. I used skin bleaching cream on the scars to get rid of the redness until they faded naturally. Everyone heals differently. I saw four sets of reduced boobs up close & personal courtesy of friends and acquaintances before I underwent surgery; post-surgery, I am much happier AND PAIN-FREE.

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  26. Sherry9:25 AM

    My friend had a reduction and as someone said to her: You will NEVER be sorry you had them reduced. Hers are still large but the scars fade away.

    This trick. Look at the pics when she left the operation. It doesn't look like they did anything and she's walking around without a top over her bra. And why would we care? I just want Lizard and Peepaw to go away.

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  27. crila169:47 AM

    Wait a minute...I though Courtney already had implants.

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  28. NovaNightly10:05 AM

    I knew she would do this...and as for the "natural" comment...I think she means that up until now it was pretty obvious that Courtney was wearing heavily padded bras to make her look bigger. Now she wont need them...so that is "natural"...lol.

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  29. sylmarillion10:13 AM

    Please, Enty. Stop paying attention to them. Please?

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  30. Anotheramy11:39 AM

    Why do they keep being talked about? The world is full of freaks we could be mocking.

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  31. Munch11:49 AM

    I've had medically necessary surgery before and used Bio Oil on the scars with great success. I'm small-framed and a B or C would suit my body size much better. I would love to be able to buy a dress off the rack (har har) and have it fit properly without having to get it altered round the hips.

    This girl is far too needy for publicity and I strongly suspect she's been abused - that level of fame whoredom is not normal. Neither is the marriage to the crypt keeper.

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  32. Unknown2:04 PM

    I feel sorry for Courtney, her mother is a monster.

    Btaim, I totally called her being in Farrah's sequel.

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  33. catlady12347:23 PM

    @munch

    you forgot about the clear stripper heels! she doesn't go anywhere with out those clunkers.

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