Charlie Sheen Ticked Off At Farrah Abraham

Apparently Charlie Sheen is just a wee bit upset at Farrah Abraham for releasing their text messages to the public. I'm not sure what he expected since Farrah also sold photos of herself getting her latest boob job and will sell anything, anywhere at anytime to anyone who asks if the check is large enough. In response, Charlie drafted a manifesto. I guess some people would call it a strongly worded letter, but when there are misspellings to this degree and the words are so inflammatory, I think it is more of a manifesto.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

I think he did forget to add the p.s., that he is still willing to have sex with her.