Brandi Passante is on Storage Wars. She is part of a husband wife team on the show and also if you believe the rumors, the recipient of a free breast augmentation courtesy of the producers of the show who wanted her to be more sexy and get more male viewers to watch. Well, one male viewer who watched the show decided to post a porn video to a website and claimed it was Brandi. It wasn't and she sued for $2.5M in damages. That is a whole lot of money. The problem was that Brandi could not really prove that any of this damaged her and the judge awarded her only $750 plus attorney's fees. When Brandi heard she had won she was probably thinking to herself no more opening lockers for me. That $750 number probably stung a little bit because it shows that she is not as famous as she would like to think she is. Barry? Huge star. Well, bigger star.
Who? Enties you are really sucking today.
ReplyDeleteHopefully the funny trolls come back to make this site a bit more interesting.
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ReplyDeleteThe Enty/s would love to have the numbers go up like it did that day and the following days. :)
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo, on-topic-we don't want the biddies busting a tit, now, do we?-I'd be pissed at a paltry $750!
Access DENIED.
ReplyDeleteThat show is pretty boring. I like the personalities on Pawn Stars better.
Don't even get me started on the mess that is American Pickers.
You guys are like most Howard Stern fans. You are obsessed with the person you love to trash. And yet come back day after day.
ReplyDeleteGod bless your kooky hearts.
No clue who this woman is but hey she won. So there's that. Good luck getting those attorney fees paid.
Sooo we're like you?
Deletetimebob---It's y'all I come back for. *hug*
ReplyDeleteWhen is Ted coming back? I'm getting tired of the fake enties too.
ReplyDeleteCant deal with teds secret lingo. Not worth the effort!
Deletea non a miss, put down Howard Stern and watch timebob's head explode.
ReplyDeleteIt's almost as fun as beer pong.
no you're not like me, I don't pretend to have inside knowledge or act like I know it is more than one writer.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, I just wish you were all smarter and funnier with your posts. It is just the same thing over and over. Dig deep!
Dig deep - that's what she said!
DeleteThanks for the tip timebob, I will try much harder to be funny and post original comments.
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ReplyDelete@bacon ranch, I don't care who doesn't like Howard Stern. Just get your facts right. Actually it's everybody else's head that explodes that I don't agree with them.
ReplyDeleteHunter Moore had pics of him banging this chick while she was engaged. He got an email from her lawyer stating that's not her & blah, blah, blah & she will sue him if he continues to trash her image. He responded w/ a pic of his dick & asked if Brandi missed it.
ReplyDeleteActually timebob, this is a pretty timely discussion.
ReplyDeleteAs I've said to you before, I think he exploits people. Gary the Retard, Hank the drunken Dwarf,Beetlejuice.
Now your point was that they were all paid and went in when their eyes wide open (and even were given public appearances and such that resulted in more coin)
So let me ask you. If the people who were dressed up as slaves at the Paula Deen Plantation wedding were paid and knew the outfits they were to wear were okay with it, was it still racist?
This is an honest question. I'm really interested in what your thoughts are.
So does this mean timebomb is no longer mayor! Ha!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet timebob isn't even a dude!!
ReplyDeleteSmdh
What a bunch of grumpy's lately!
ReplyDeleteMy husband and son love Storage Wars. I'll tell you who Brandi is. She's a whiny, annoying brat.
ReplyDeletetimebob isn't a dude, a chick, a gay a straight. timebob just is.
ReplyDelete@Bacon Ranch, Howard Stern would never attend a wedding like that. Nor would I. What Howard does with the wack pack isn't racist. I don't know how to compare the two.
And honestly, I don't know if you know Howard of today. If you listened to him he is very compassionate to the gay community who is bullied and vilified every day for just equal rights for marriage.
If all you know is the Howard of the 80's then I can see your issue. he was much angrier and had a different outlook on life. I just see Howard as of today and his value system.
But hey, fan or no fan it's all good.
timebob is Mayor 4Life!
Stern is and was an asshole. I never listen, but hey, if millions of people like him, knock yourselves out, enjoy.
DeleteOh timebob is so a chick. Mind. Blown.
DeleteOdd, I never thought timebob wasn't a chick. Anyway, timebob, I think Bacon Ranch is saying that Stern exploits the "wack pack" the same way Deen exploits black people. I don't agree (his is calculated exploitation, hers is stupid racism) but get the point.
DeleteGary the Retard? I don't listen to the show but I'm curious, is this some kind of parody or skit, or are they actually making fun of disabled people?
Ive watched storage wars from beginning. Brandi's chest looks same as in beginning. She wanted ro 'win' to make a point, which i think she did. It wasnt her in the porn movie. Dont think she was looking to get rich. They/she already makes a good living with their stores, plus what they get oaid. She isnt afraid of hard work, not looking for easy out. And something else i like about the show is everybody stayed the same. No one got fancy hairdos or veneers or toupes or fancy anything. I like that.
ReplyDeletePlease define fancy toupee. John Travolta needs a new lid.
DeleteI didn't see the pics, link em if ya got em, but I saw the masturbation video. Looked like a vagina that had 2 kids. She had a mudflap though, which makes me hope it wasn't Brandi. Her boobs and butt are the only reason I watch that lame show with it's planted items.
ReplyDeleteHere is a Safe For Work, side by side of the chick in the video and Brandi You Be the judge
@TimeBob: The Howard of the 80's/90's was worth listening too. This "evolved" Hampton's Howie is insufferable. He went from the greatest comedy show of all time (the Channel 9 show) to Imus on Estrogen.
Oh, and I cant stand that Horse Toothed Jack Ass he is always with, his wife Beth.
ReplyDeleteYou know she actually has Audience Member on America's Got Talent on her IMDB credits? How f'n sad is that.
Damn, one other thing that bothers me about the suit. Hunter is barred from distributing the pics. I don't really think the chick in the video is her, but if it aint her in the pics, then who cares if they are distributed?
ReplyDeleteSeems shady.
The pics were on Is Anyone Up before he sold it. I legit know it was her. U could see her dumbass foot tattoos in some of the pics.
ReplyDelete@warecat: DAMN! You didn't save em?
ReplyDeleteMy favorite pictorial from IsAnyoneUp was the dude snorting a pile of blow off a hot chick's butthole. Only sads about it is the only snortable I do is crank, and I'm sure that would burn the girl's balloon knot.
Hahaha @ 'audience member'.
ReplyDeleteThat's weak.
timebob I've never said he wasn't good at what he did, again he targets the lowest common denominator and he does it very well. I'm with Count, he's boring now. He was edgy in the 80's/90's but he most certainly used people who weren't all there to his advantage (and ratings).
Hell, THAT Howard would have been broadcasting live from the Deen wedding, interviewing the wait staff as he ate the appetizers.
Good for her. This posting/claiming people on porn sites is so fucking wrong.
ReplyDeleteLol @Count. That was Hunter doing the blow off the chicks butthole. My fav pic was "the melting girl"? I think that's what he called her. Omg, off to google!
ReplyDeleteHampton's Howie hates when people remember his black face routines. He tries real hard to white wash his image, but its all out there.
ReplyDeleteTed Danson/Whoopi parody
Clarence Thomas
"Melting girl"? I'ma guess face covered in load, so it looks like she's melting.
ReplyDelete@Count, its nothing to do w/ that. Its like ur worst nightmare come true.
DeleteHmmm...timebob makes a salient point and all of a sudden is a girl (!). And apparently a bore.
ReplyDeleteI'm a girl. Should I be insulted since "girl" is being bandied about in such a pejorative manner?
I'm curious if "the enties" has become the new "ass2ass", "betch", etc.. I.e., everyone keeps repeating it because it's the cool way to fit in. (Look at me! Look at me! I say the same things the cool people do!)
SMDH.
my husband loves all these fake ass shows
ReplyDeleteyou should see his face when i tell him its all fake...looks like his dog died lol
I guess it's safe to say that Lola was denied access to the cool kids club. It's okay girl, they might still let you in :D
ReplyDelete@Lola: Chances are you blew past "girl" decades ago and are firmly entrenched in "broad" range. I would add "miserable" in front of that, but I would hate for "broad" to come off as pejorative.
ReplyDeleteWho?
ReplyDeleteThe alternate names the Count comes up for body parts is worth the read today.
I am a miserable broad with a third grade education who grew up exceedingly uncool.
ReplyDeleteI contain multitudes.
Luckily, I have had the inordinately fabulous luck of finding an anonymous message board where I can live out my dreams of being a smart, cool, happy, girl and perhaps, one day (if I'm lucky) fit in with all of the totally cool people who I will never meet outside of said anonymous message board. Quelle joie!
You forgot fancy. You can't be in the cool club unless you fancy.
DeleteI have a tiara.
ReplyDelete@ Lola - You and Amy Farrah Fowler.
ReplyDeleteI want to know more about the melting girl. Although I will probably regret it.
ReplyDelete@Lola: No one said you have a 3rd grade education, that is you twisting words again. You obviously have a vocabulary that would probably put you in the 600+ old SAT verbal area, but words alone with out comprehension is like spending all yer money a bottle of Cialis and not having a date.
ReplyDelete"one day (if I'm lucky) fit in with all of the totally cool people who I will never meet outside of said anonymous message board."
See, Babe, that is why you are wrong thinking. You should never worry about fitting in, I sure as hell don't. You should go through life being you. People will accept you, adapt to you or shun you, but always be you. Just be better at reading comprehension.
Now, can we get back to discussing Brandi Porn as this post obviously wanted.
I'd be happy to see Brandi in just a BJ scene, though I'm not a fan of BJ only, because then the focus of the camera would be on her torso, also a deviation from what I am used to viewing.
There's a cool kids club? Who's the president and on what day do we wear pink?!
ReplyDeleteI don't have to twist too far to be able to arrive at inherent meaning. Having said that, I am devastated that I have thus far been unable to impress you with my reading comprehension skills. (See previous comment re attacking other's intellect.)
ReplyDeleteBut I don't want to be me. I want to be popular, pretty and whatever else I said before.
@Mango...
ReplyDeleteExcept I like Star Trek and comic books. And boys.
@Lola: Betch, you busted out pejorative, you can't be that stupid.
ReplyDeleteYou are once again taking something very specific that I commented on, your reading comprehension, and extrapolated it out for no reason.
I complained about Fugazi Enty's hypocrisy about racist comments, you took it to mean all controversial comments.
I complained about your reading comprehension, you take it as a full on assault to your intelligence. I never seen you do math, you could be the friggin Rain Man for all I know.
Tiara?! Pic or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteProlixe, we wear pink on Tuesdays.
Daaaaaaaamn things got fiesty in here really quickly! I've always thought of everyone as a female on here, unless specified otherwise like Mr. Sheen and The Count. I'm a little ticked that some broad's copied my name. It's like if there was another Count Jerk U La. but whatever. And I didn't think the trolls were interesting or funny, just disturbed, ugly and disturbing.
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