September 15, 2011
This takes some moxie. I guess this guy is a celebrity. Maybe reality star would be better? Producer? In the world of reality he is an A+. Big name recognition. Anyway, he also is quite the womanizer, but even for him this might set a record. He has a steady girlfriend. He calls her in the morning to say he is running late and goes over to an ex-girlfriend and has sex. He then calls his girlfriend to say that he can make lunch. They eat lunch and then drops out of their planned shopping trip and says he will catch up with her at dinner. He then goes to another ex-girlfriend's house and has sex before joining up with the current girlfriend for dinner. Oh, and of course this will be a reveal. It has to be shared with the world.
Simon Cowell
Ew.
ReplyDeletehow does he get any work done
ReplyDeleteIf a man buys he exes houses and yachts after breaking up best believe he wants something in return. I hope he isn't sleeping with the X factor panel.
ReplyDeleteOf course he is. That's why he wanted an all female panel.
DeleteWhat a pig!
ReplyDeleteGet it while its hot, because he sho nuff is on the down hill slide now. And ^^ I think enty stated that Simon was ONLY considering hiring judges that were single and....open to being "friendly".
ReplyDeleteHe slept with Danni Minogue when she was on the UK X Factor panel so it's not unlikely that he'd sleep with any of the current US panel (no idea who they are? any possible contenders?).
ReplyDeleteEw indeed but they're all consenting adults. I assume the girlfriend at the time was the one he was engaged to - can't remember her name - but I don't doubt for one second she knew exactly what she was letting herself in for.
good for him :-)
ReplyDeleteViagra much?
ReplyDeleteHe is so unappealing! Yuck!!
ReplyDeleteThey know what they are getting when they give it to him. Hundreds of millions can buy anything.
ReplyDeleteAll them whores know what they are getting into with him. No sympathy.
ReplyDeleteoh please, Simon's a rich skanky man ho... who bought that one ex of his a mansion... they all know the score, he doesn't seem to go for innocents, more like dyed in the wool sex pots who are playing him as much or more than he's playing them. You think they're with him because they luuuuurve him so much? Him and his fur titty pies? I kind of want to motorboat him... just to see the look on his face! Who's got the biggest furriest man pies? You do! Sorry, I'm a little weird today... ok, everyday..
ReplyDeleteFur titty pies!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe only surprise here is that woman find him sexually attractive.
ReplyDeleteI repeat, "Fur titty pies!!"
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
I'm sure most would overlook his moobs for the amount of cash he will drop on you. Dude is loaded.
ReplyDeleteAin't enough money in the world to sell out to for that furburger
ReplyDeleteIf it hasn't been said before, I will say it-- What a Mooby Dick.
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