December 20, 2012
This B+ list all movie actress has moved on from her A+ list all movie actor sometime boyfriend and has been seeing a barely 18 year old female college student who waited on her at a restaurant a few weeks ago. Probably will only last until our actress finishes filming.
Amber Heard
Seriously? Amber Heard is a B+? And Kate Winslet is too? Please. I'm almost offended, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I don't we should ever let that go about Ent calling Kate B+ instead of A+! :)
ReplyDeleteAmber only gets her ranking from who she fucks, not actual talent.
ReplyDeleteI love her.
ReplyDeleteTrust me she'll be a definite B+ by the end of the year. She's got a lot of good projects lined up- Machete Kills and Paranoia look amazing!
She is pretty but cannot ACT.
DeleteYour intern needs a spanking and a Wikipedia lesson.
ReplyDeleteThe YouTube trailer for Paranoia is hilarious! Liam Hemsworth is an awful bit of eye candy: hot but can't act his way out of a paper bag. Look at me, I'm diving into a pool! I'm emerging nekkid from the pool! I'm smoldering nekkid in a bed! Poor Harrison Ford.
Amber isn't all movie. I know sometimes Enty fudges that, but she has part of her name recognition from the failed Playboy Club series. So calling her all movie when a lot of people first heard about her because of a TV show seems to be inaccurate.
ReplyDeleteShe's getting a rep for fucking for parts, so her upcoming work has a bit of a taint on it.
ReplyDeleteNot saying she DOES fuck for personal gain, just it could look that way. She wouldn't be the first.
Nice pun, Libby. (Taint!)
DeleteAlso the whole Johnny thing has put me off them both, he had kids. Not cool from Amber or Johnny.
Delete@libby: Thank you for causing me to imagine Heard's taint.
ReplyDeleteI like to hear stories like this. It shows that guys aren't the only ones interested in the barely legals hotties.
I'm so out of the loop -- barely heard of her and thought she was one of those teen mom porno celebs!
ReplyDeleteObviously one of the not true BI
ReplyDeleteGit it Amber!
ReplyDeleteI saw some recent pics of Johnny with Amber Heard at my doctor's office the other day....Kneepads? I think it was Kneepads.
ReplyDeleteWell there goes my guess. I thought for sure it was that Twilight chick.
ReplyDeleteChrist shes only 27 . Guys her age date 18 yr Old's why cant she?
ReplyDeletenot bothered by this.
ReplyDeleteI saw Amber Heard but pictured Amber Tamblyn by accident.
ReplyDeletePuh-leeeez. On WHAT PLANET is Amber Heard B+ list????? No f-ing way.
ReplyDeleteBy the end of the year, she may be B-list. She has a few new movies coming out this year.
ReplyDelete@Freya: Who is Amber Tamblyn? I think I've heard that name before.
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ReplyDeleteAmber heard is B+ in that case everyone can be the answer to these blinds.
ReplyDeleteThis might bother me if my daughter was the 18-year-old waitress, but, otherwise, it's not that scandalous.
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Joan of Arcadia
And my favorite => When Tyrese found her email address and thought it was Amber Rose (Kanye's ex). "Rose" is also Amber Tamblyn's middle name. He sent her messages about wanting to do a collaboration with her so she sent him songs as a joke.
Truly played him.
The songs are on her website.
AMBER is B+ list ??? in what world?
ReplyDeleteI can never picture her face in my mind. Is she the very pretty but also very generic looking one? Definitely not B+ Enty!
ReplyDeleteShe's mentioned all the time, but she's not an opener. She was in some indie movie that got rave reviews but not so much on the viewers. B+ is a serious stretch considering most people know her as Johnny Depp's nugget.
ReplyDeleteFreya, that was some serious play by Amber. She's funny (and a better singer than Amber Rose any day of the week).
ReplyDeleteAmber Tamblyn Made Tyrese Gibson Believe She Was Amber Rose With These Incredible 'Awareness Raps'
More like Amber Never-Heard. Never seen her acting anything else except Johnny Depp's side piece. Very pretty though. She has a potential to become B+, definitely not there yet.
ReplyDeleteJust here for the taint.
ReplyDeleteLibby - I think you misread the blind. this isn't a director or producer she's f**king for a screen role. This was a waitress she was f**king for pork chops!
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