November 8, 2012
This celebrity couple was doomed from the start. This foreign born C lister has learned what every other C lister has learned before her when they date this B list musician who has had some very big hit songs. He is a stage 5 clinger. First dates he talks about marriage and despite his bad boy image, is the most insecure person on the planet and needs constant texting and calls and is terrified of people cheating on him. I also wonder if he is secretly gay and tries to cover that up with his looks and does not know how to interact with women which might be the root of his problems.
Benji Madden/Eliza Doolittle
I'm confused by someone covering up their homosexuality by dressing poorly, but I think I get what y'all is aiming at.
ReplyDeleteAw, man, don't make me google these two!
ReplyDelete"My Fair Lady" dated a terrier?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
Omg! Exactly!!
DeleteThank you, Topper! Perfect!
DeleteHahaha! I was wondering about Eliza Doolittle. WTF?
DeleteI loves me some Benji (the dog that is).
Oh good, I'm not the only one.
DeleteI'm laughing out loud, Topper!
DeleteOkay, gotta chime in with some embarrassing knowledge. He's in the band good Charlotte and I used to like them when I was 12. Anyhoo, he was abandoned by his father at a young age and was really messed up by it. I had a similar situation happen and although I'm not clingy, I do understand why he acts like that. Seriously people...be very careful who you decide to have kids with. You can fuck up someone's entire life.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya. Been in those shoes too.
Deleteif two stage 5 clingers hook up do they implode?
ReplyDeleteHad to google Elize Doolittle! She's the daughter of the original Eponine, and a famous theatre guy, interesting.
ReplyDeleteYes, confused here too. Eliza Doolittle was Audrey Hepburn right? Some actress must have the same name. I also understand what Svetlana Monsoon's talking about ( cool name!), if you don't want to be a parent then don't bother, your kid WILL pick up on it. If he's a musician and songwriter being emotional, clingy and needy are great for creativity. I've never heard any good songs about I don't need you, I couldn't care less if you're here or not, there's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out, what were you saying, oh that's right I was thinking about the other person I'd rather be on a date with, etc.
ReplyDeleteThanks @anna, and yeah it makes for a good tortured artist I guess...but it's so easy to just not have kids if you don't want them....
DeleteCheck out Pink's last album. It's all about I don't need you. And it's awesome.
DeleteSo lady and the tramp is what you're saying
ReplyDeleteYou seldom hear about guys w "daddy issues" but this sounds like one. Wonder why Joel seems less damaged.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he has daddy issues...his dad left on Christmas Day I believe and never came back...he was really messed up about it for awhile I guess he still is
DeleteWow...I use to be in love with him
ReplyDeleteDamn, somebody give him Taylor Swift's phone number STAT!
ReplyDeleteSounds like he should hook up with Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteDint like clingy. I remember onSATC everyone thought aiden such a great boyfriend, but he was always UP IN HER GRILL!!!!! It was pretend and it annoyed me!!
ReplyDeleteEliza Doolittle is a singer. She frequents the Victoria's Secret soundtrack. Can't say I gave much thought into the personal life of Benji Madden. Does he do anything anymore?
ReplyDeleteIt's terrible about the Maddens' father. Perceived or real abandonment is one of the biggest influences toward developing borderline personality disorder (and aggravates other mental health conditions). While you can't blame all of life's troubles on being ditched, it will fuck you up to a degree that you can't fully appreciate or understand unless you've lived it or been close to someone who has. And what does it fuck up? Your identity and interpersonal relations.
ReplyDeleteAnd his mom died years ago, too. Poor guy.
ReplyDeleteoh gawd, i clicked on comments to say I wanna see him hook up with Taylor Swift just to see the impending implosion but you guys all beat me to it!
ReplyDeleteWhat will they name their kids? Dark Matter?
Eliza Doolittle?! I thought it was a joke until I Googled them and saw her.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Samantha, for your comments. I'm glad some people understand or at least can empathize with this.
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