November 30, 2011
#2 - Speaking of former sex symbols. This former A list tween star and now actress who has to rely on her old role for any kind of fame, is known in Hollywood as the freakiest freak in bed. You would never know it by looking at her, but guys line up to try and date her.
Ashley Tisdale
Awesome. Freakiest of freaks prolly means lots of buttsecks, maybe some S&M too. She just jumped up my Random Photos lists.
ReplyDeleteNo not Candace!
ReplyDeleteMight bring new meaning to Candace singing squirrels in her pants!
DeleteFor some reason this doesn't surprise me at all.
ReplyDeleteis there a freak hot line or something
ReplyDelete@Tina Mallette: For CDAN? Yeah, it is the email address in my profile
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@detown359 good point
ReplyDeleteWould never have guessed that a tween was a slut and whore that likes kink.
ReplyDeleteI'd kinda like a definition of "freakiest freak". Just for reference purposes.
ReplyDeleteShe does look sort of plain jane.
freakist freak? Like pegging freaky? 50 shades of grey freaky? I need to know the definition too... just for reference purposes you see...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that's what got her the gig on Sons of Anarchy...? They seemed awfully excited to have her on.
ReplyDeleteSee, when I hear freakiest freak I always envision it as something I haven't ever heard of. And I have heard of ALOT. It just seems like... It has to be something huge. Like crazy leather pegging swing ball gag upside down orgy sex.
ReplyDeleteEvery. Single. Time.
ReplyDelete@sandy-- What in this BI makes her "a slut and whore"?
ReplyDeleteOH GOD! I just Googled the broad. She's Dirty Jersey, born in Deal. Anything is possible.
ReplyDeleteAnother OH GOD for the fact that the broad w/ this butt being the freakiest of freaks. And she is 5'3.
Google Image search is one of the best things on the internet. Just type in your fave celeb's name w/ butt or pokies after it and it spits out a treasure trove of photos.
Rich kid problems..
Delete@Pythia I agree. She's over 18 and sounds like she's having a fabulous time.
ReplyDeleteGoodness I just remember her from that twins' show my youngin' used to watch. LOL Good for her!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I read this to my friend, we discussed "freakiest freak" then my Godson (her son) who was, unbeknownst to us in the kitchen, comes in and says "Ew! I thought she seemed really nice. I bet she eats cookies and stuff in bed and gets it all messy!"
ReplyDeleteSo there is a definition of Freakiest Freak!
Ashley Tisdale is 27 yrs old. She just looks young
ReplyDeleteI always wondered what Zac Efron saw in this plain Jane girl. So it's the kinky sex.
ReplyDelete@Mari, brilliant definition of FF!
ReplyDeleteI remember everyone guessing Hayden Pantyliner on this one. I much prefer Tisdale and would definitely line up to flip her over and pretend she's a boy.
ReplyDelete@Molls: Please tell me where you are from, so I can know where this is a run of the mill "plain Jane"ass.
ReplyDeleteIt looks damn good to me.
@Count Jerkula: I've never see her ass. I was talking about her plain Jane face. I've seen a few pix or her without all that makeup she normally wears, and she is major ugly.
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase an old Smuckers commercial: "With a nose like that, she'd better be good".
ReplyDelete@Molls: Well call me a romantic, but I feel there is so much more to a woman than a pretty face ;)
ReplyDeleteYou can always stick a photo of a pretty face on the back of her head...
DeleteGuys lining up to date her? If the ones she does date are any indication of the material in that line, I'd say pretty much any woman alive can have such a following. What a stupid blind. Ashley has always given off the tries too hard vibe, so if she does the same to get / have / keep guys, why should anyone be surprised theres no shortage of guys willing to get some service? Sh*t, even the coyote ugliest of us can go into a bar, give off the I'm looking for d*ck vibe and take a pick. Horny males are not complex creatures.
ReplyDelete@PS: I wouldn't say "take a pick" it is more like "date rape a desperate loser."
ReplyDeleteAshley has a rep as a generous and very loyal girl friend to all the girls she's friends with. Also, as just generally a nice person, who may be freaky in bed, but isn't a ho. Confused why anyone is calling her that just because she might like something more than vanilla sex. She's nearly 30, not 14.
ReplyDeleteThis does not surprise me at all about Ashley Tisdale.
ReplyDeleteEvery blind about her and her best friend Vanessa Hudgens is that they like to party and they're great in the sack.
Makes you wonder if Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have got more game then they let on.
@Pythias not necessarily her but all the tweens together-but freakiest freak and guts lining up to date her doesn't help her much.
ReplyDeleteThis depends on who's talking. "Freakiest Freak" to some sheltered little actor boy means one thing, to a full grown man, it means another. If it simply means she doesn't make them wait an hour to have sex, so what. LAME.
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