Blind Item #7
This A list mostly movie actor gets spray tanned while he is naked. Nothing new with that or blind item worthy. His sister does it though.
This A list mostly movie actor gets spray tanned while he is naked. Nothing new with that or blind item worthy. His sister does it though.
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM
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Mark Wahlberg.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing pics of this before
Gross
ReplyDeleteJohnny depp(even if he's A+ list)or joaquin phoenix or tom cruise or .....
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell - his sister is his assistant.
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell isn't A-list - enty has always described him as almost-A, but never A.
ReplyDeleteI mean.... Wahlberg....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.malecelebnews.com/2012/05/30/mark-wahlberg-sighting-getting-a-spray-tan-in-miami/wahlberg-gets-a-spray-tan-4/
Jake gyllenhallelllal
ReplyDelete@ Resident: LOL!!!!!
Delete@unknown her sister is not her assistant or even involved in his business
ReplyDeleteThat's so gross. He could at least wear a wee wee guard or something. Then again there are some families out there that are very open and free with each other like that time a boy posted a video showing off his sister freshly pierced nipples and they were all laughing and giddy about it.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jake
ReplyDeleteIt would be blind item worthy if they got spray tanned together.
ReplyDeleteAs long as there's nothing scampy going on, I don't see anything wrong with it. Some folks are more open about nudity. I personally am not one of them.
ReplyDeleteSean Penn had ridiculous tan but I don't know if he has a sister ;)
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww. Just ewwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI went to HS with a girl who's family went on a nude vaca every year & the dad would walk around the house liberally buck nekid. I always asked ahead of time if Dad was home & dressed before visiting. I did not need to see that shit as a 16 y/o!
ReplyDeleteWarren Beatty
ReplyDeletewhat?
@Sass. ROTFLMAOPIMP!
DeleteHahaha. THANK you so VERY much for that wrinkly visual.
DeleteGrosses me out thinking being naked in front of my own brother, but on the other hand - if spray tanning is what she does, then so??? It doesn't say he gets turned on by it.
ReplyDeleteNudity in and of itself is not sexual.
Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteDoes his sister spray tan him all his body, or just the places he can't get (back)? If it's the second one, it's good, she doesn't even touch him (it's a spray), and no dick is involved.
ReplyDeleteIt would be worse if she sprayed all his body, but no touch or boner is implied in the BI, so it's OK.
Did the GMD fire his sister or is she still glued to his side, e-meter in hand? If he hasn't fired her, I say its him. Though wouldn't he be all movie?
ReplyDeletePut on a paper thong dude, it's your sister. Have some respect, maybe she doesn't wanna go at your dong with an airbrush gun. Come to think of it, why does one need a spray tan on one's junk?
Its probably nude to prevent lines. For all we know "nude" is wearing a sock or paper thong and Enties left that out for shock value. I would much rather have my sister/brother see me nude than a stranger if I was A list famous. Your sister probably won't tell anyone outside of the family about your hairy moles, or take pictures, or laugh about your greying body hair, etc etc etc......
ReplyDeleteOk, I can see the implied ewww, but nudity in itself is not sexual. I have no interest in seeing my younger brothers junk, but if for some unknown reason I had to, then whatever. I changed enough of his diapers that I couldn't care less.
ReplyDeleteYou know, just because someone is nude doesn't mean something sexual is going on. Until I was 20, when I got sick my dad took my temperature rectally. I never felt a hard on while laying across his lap.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, Donnie and Marie! That ain't right!
ReplyDeleteI like the Tom Cruise guess.
ReplyDeleteIf my brother was sick, and I had to wipe his ass, I'd do it, and complain about the rank smell. But I'm not looking at his bony nekkid ass for any other reason.
ReplyDelete@Count-you make me laugh. You're a straight Michael K, only cleaner. His dlisted blog kills me- you gotta read his bit on Michael Douglas...
ReplyDeleteLol, I have seen my brother stark naked more times than I care to remember. The difficulty is getting him to KEEP his clothes on after a few beers. That's what the British Army does for you! :P
ReplyDeleteSounds like it's supposed to be Wahlberg, but maybe the part about his sister is the nontruthful part. Otherwise, I got nothin'.
ReplyDelete@TeacherNan: Thank you. I'm glad you enjoy my nonsense.
ReplyDelete@Count h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s. That's quite the visual.
ReplyDeleteThanks Fluffy.
ReplyDeleteSo. As long as she's not touching it or doing anything sexual with his sister...who cares. I personally think any sibling of mine naked is disgusting and it skeeves me out, but obviously they were raised thinking naked was ok.
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