Yes, that was an original 90210 star you heard in the bathroom having sex very loudly the other night with someone who is not their significant other. Very loudly. Did I mention it was loud?
Johnny, Johnny, Travolta pie, touched the guys and made em cry. When the lawyers came out to play, Johnny, Johnny ran away. OOOOOOH! He’s a pole smoka. Just come outta the closet already. You got a friggin 747, and more money than god. Who cares who knows whatcha fuckin? Oh, its gonna keep you from gettin gigs playin a transvesticle on Broadway? Come on…..
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she din’t know what ta do. So she had one of em make a sex tape then hewered em all out to any one wit a TV camera or an NBA contract. Now ya hear she’s gettin a talk show? I tell ya what, honey. Get a different daughter each day bent ova wit her ass ta da camera and den maybe I’ll watch…..maybe. And dats only if I gotta get rid of a hard on before I take a nap.
BAG was in the daily mail today, so I'll go with him: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2350492/Brian-Austin-Green-regular-Charlie-Sheens-Anger-Management-following-Selma-Blairs-firing.html
It wasn't with me! I would never have sex in a restaurant bathroom. I'm much too prim and proper for that. She must have been well and pissed to be shagging in the stalls
I hate when posters that use a not so clever version of 'anonymous' call other posters trolls. In every single thread. Anna, how could you not have laughed at the Travolta joke? That is some funny shit.
HILARY SWANK.... hmmmm...going with Jennie shes all fightsies with tiffani amber (yeah I said amber), tori and lindsey since her new found fame whoreay for hollywood ways...so I say Kelly Taylor, yee of great hair...I thought your bad boy days were over after Colin and your coke fueled modeling days...now get back with Dylan he saw it all in his past life regressions. ..btw NEVER watched original budadadaa da da 90210. Swear
ok now I'm loosening up a bit I will admit I did shag Rupert once in the bathroom at the premiere of Deathly Hollows Part II. But it's not like I just met him. He's a sweet ginger that one and a good shag to boot.
Ding ding! @Looziana - I think you've got it! I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm an original 90210 fanatic... I've seen every episode multiple times, I have actually dreamt 90210 before. I don't think it's Tori, because people hate her so much if this happened it would be front page news in H'wood. If it was BAG it would be with me and I'm not feeling all that satisfied right now, Jason looks like a manatee now and it's not their mating season, Shannen gets uglier by the minute, and I just saw Ian promoting his Chippendales thing & he looks hotter than he ever did on 90210.
It's Ian! As for BAG.... Not sure where the rumor started that he's a douche, but I always see it all over CDAN whenever he comes up.... FWIW; According to my source (friends w/ Megan) he is nothing but crazy about her & totally in love with her.
Ian was in the random photos a week or so ago doing the chippendale pose and he looked like he hadn't aged a day! I like the Shannen guess, she's a total attention whore and would make as much noise as possible to let everybody know she was having A REALLY GOOD TIME IN HERE CUZ I'M HOT & RELEVANT!
Julie, the rumor around Brian's jerkiness was from a Lainey item where Megan Fox said Brian wasn't her date on the red carpet because he didn't give a shit about her first Golden Globes. He's devoted to himself.
froggygurl, I know it's Friday and it's 5 o'clock somewhere but you really shouldn't post personal stuff like that on a public gossip blog. B. Profane might read it! Kidding aside, check out this app and be safe!
@Julie: I have heard Artie Lange's story of BAG guesting on MadTV and him being a TOTAL douche. Demanded everyone refer to him as BAG, thought he was above everyone and generally an all around dick.
BAG.
ReplyDeleteHe's a bitch, so he'd be loud.
Please let it be old horse face, Tori!
ReplyDeleteObviously this one is Andrea Zuckerman. Seriously who else would it be? Probably thinking of Brandon.
ReplyDeleteDonna Martin graduates?!?
ReplyDeleteNot even a male or female clue? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteJohnny, Johnny, Travolta pie, touched the guys and made em cry.
ReplyDeleteWhen the lawyers came out to play, Johnny, Johnny ran away. OOOOOOH! He’s a pole smoka. Just come outta the closet already. You got a friggin 747, and more money than god. Who cares who knows whatcha fuckin? Oh, its gonna keep you from gettin gigs playin a transvesticle on Broadway? Come on…..
A sword swallower, thru and thru
DeleteThere was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
ReplyDeleteShe had so many children, she din’t know what ta do.
So she had one of em make a sex tape then hewered em all out to any one wit a TV camera or an NBA contract. Now ya hear she’s gettin a talk show? I tell ya what, honey. Get a different daughter each day bent ova wit her ass ta da camera and den maybe I’ll watch…..maybe. And dats only if I gotta get rid of a hard on before I take a nap.
God the troll gets old. It's not about Travolta you idiot. I'm going to say.... Brenda Walsh.
ReplyDelete@Anna Nonymous
DeleteIs your fiancé doing alright?
He's the love of my life! Even tho I'm still married.
Delete@Anna Nonymous
DeleteBut you said the love of your life died recently.
Oh. Um. You're an ugly liar! I never said that! You're unoriginal and stupid and a liar!
DeleteHoney, you're the one who said it along with all the other crap no one give a fuck about
DeleteDo you know why women have such small feet?
ReplyDeleteSo they can stand closer to the sink while they are doing the dishes.
I’d like to apologize to any feet who may have taken offense to my last joke.
Where's VIPBlonde?
ReplyDeleteProbably Garth in some type of get you back move to her ex. She's trying to stay relevant and maybe planted this story.
ReplyDelete@Texas. Aren't they divorced now? I don't think Jennie has an SO.
DeleteI'm voting for BAG. Megan probably got a stretch mark giving birth to his spawn and he's looking to trade her in on a newer model.
BAG is probably right but wanted to through Garth out there.
Delete@Anna - I don't think Rodney was guessing.
ReplyDeleteBAG was in the daily mail today, so I'll go with him:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2350492/Brian-Austin-Green-regular-Charlie-Sheens-Anger-Management-following-Selma-Blairs-firing.html
@Cathy - BAG got a job? How quaint.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Brenda. Or is anyone crazy enough to be married to Shannon?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't with me! I would never have sex in a restaurant bathroom. I'm much too prim and proper for that. She must have been well and pissed to be shagging in the stalls
ReplyDeleteBAG has the show The Wedding Band, it's actually funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Warecat. You think the dude bent BAG over the toilet or had him reverse cowgirl?
ReplyDeleteBAG is a tool. But this is Shannen.
ReplyDeleteLOUD is the hint, referring to her diva bitchfits on set. And off set. And everywhere in between.
Plus, she was married to Rick Soloman of "1 Night in Paris" fame. That in itself tells me she's no stranger to being bent over the urinal...
Since it says significant other it means attached and single. Since Jennie Garth has a new guy Ill say its her.
ReplyDeleteI hate when posters that use a not so clever version of 'anonymous' call other posters trolls. In every single thread. Anna, how could you not have laughed at the Travolta joke? That is some funny shit.
ReplyDeleteHILARY SWANK.... hmmmm...going with Jennie shes all fightsies with tiffani amber (yeah I said amber), tori and lindsey since her new found fame whoreay for hollywood ways...so I say Kelly Taylor, yee of great hair...I thought your bad boy days were over after Colin and your coke fueled modeling days...now get back with Dylan he saw it all in his past life regressions. ..btw NEVER watched original budadadaa da da 90210. Swear
ReplyDeleteok now I'm loosening up a bit I will admit I did shag Rupert once in the bathroom at the premiere of Deathly Hollows Part II. But it's not like I just met him. He's a sweet ginger that one and a good shag to boot.
ReplyDeleteI can't write - 'throw'
ReplyDelete@TheDude-show was cancelled. It was funny though.
ReplyDeleteHow about Ian Ziering? He's a guest Chippendale in Vegas for a little while.
ReplyDeleteDing ding! @Looziana - I think you've got it! I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm an original 90210 fanatic... I've seen every episode multiple times, I have actually dreamt 90210 before. I don't think it's Tori, because people hate her so much if this happened it would be front page news in H'wood. If it was BAG it would be with me and I'm not feeling all that satisfied right now, Jason looks like a manatee now and it's not their mating season, Shannen gets uglier by the minute, and I just saw Ian promoting his Chippendales thing & he looks hotter than he ever did on 90210.
ReplyDeleteTots Shannon D
ReplyDeleteIt's Ian! As for BAG.... Not sure where the rumor started that he's a douche, but I always see it all over CDAN whenever he comes up.... FWIW; According to my source (friends w/ Megan) he is nothing but crazy about her & totally in love with her.
ReplyDeleteJulie, interesting. Good to hear
DeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't mention the gender of either participant. My brother saw Shannen at dinner last week with a woman. She gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably Brian Austin Green. I saw that he got on Charlie Sheen's show. Now he's got a job, he can pay for strange trim again.
ReplyDelete@Emma, if you had any sense, you'd have done a 3way with Fred and George. Twins are hawt.
Ian was in the random photos a week or so ago doing the chippendale pose and he looked like he hadn't aged a day! I like the Shannen guess, she's a total attention whore and would make as much noise as possible to let everybody know she was having A REALLY GOOD TIME IN HERE CUZ I'M HOT & RELEVANT!
ReplyDeleteJulie, the rumor around Brian's jerkiness was from a Lainey item where Megan Fox said Brian wasn't her date on the red carpet because he didn't give a shit about her first Golden Globes. He's devoted to himself.
froggygurl, I know it's Friday and it's 5 o'clock somewhere but you really shouldn't post personal stuff like that on a public gossip blog. B. Profane might read it! Kidding aside, check out this app and be safe!
Madam, I think I like you!
DeleteMadam chef, I love you. That was too funny. Luckily I'm only slightly buzzed but that frog leg chick is full on wasted!
ReplyDeleteIt's totally Steve Sanders....he just got a new gig stripping. Who the hell would pay to see 50 year old nips?
ReplyDelete@Julie: I have heard Artie Lange's story of BAG guesting on MadTV and him being a TOTAL douche. Demanded everyone refer to him as BAG, thought he was above everyone and generally an all around dick.
ReplyDeleteIan ziering. He is a stripper now.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete,,,
ReplyDelete