Blind Item #7
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now just a bloated, hair dyed version of what he used to be loves his new gig. He loves it because his employers provide him with all the very underage women he likes and knows they won't spill the beans and that he will never get in trouble for it. All I'm saying is he better never cross them or they will distribute all the tapes they surely must have of him and he will spend the rest of his life in jail. He thinks he is safe where he is, but his employers will get rid of him if they need to.
Val Kilmer??
ReplyDeleteSteven Segal and his new Russian arms promotion gig.
ReplyDeleteSteven Seagal and the Russians?
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ReplyDeleteSegal was A+?????
ReplyDeleteSegal might've been considered A+ in his genre. "He thinks he is safe where is." With the Russian arms people? The hair dye is seeping into his brain!
ReplyDeleteWhen I think "bloated", I think "Val Kilmer"
ReplyDeleteEverything fits Steven Segal except for the A+ list description.
ReplyDelete@Fluffy has it - Seagal has an unsavoury reputation for underage girls and the most ridiculous hair I've seen since Donald Trump last gave his pet tribble an airing.
ReplyDeleteHe better not piss off his Russian masters, they don't play nice. If he does, I hope he has radiation insurance.
I read the first sentence and thought, "JOHN TRAVOLTA"!. Then I read the next sentence, and thought, no, obviously not. . .
ReplyDeleteLOL same here!
DeleteHaha yes! And then the young girls clue pointed towards Segal.
DeleteMe three on the Travolta guess!
DeleteI like the Val Kilmer guess. There's also Mickey Rourke or possibly Russell Crowe.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be Seagal, his ego is as bloated as his body. He has stepped into an arena he will be beaten to a pulp in if he crosses the Russians.
ReplyDeleteSeagal was A-list in the 90's during his action movie heyday
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I don't think this is Seagal (A+, really?) but, whoever he is, he has the situational awareness of a brick (taping himself while doing underage chicks? That's the most stupid thing I have read during the last two months).
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ReplyDeleteclassynoone: Great article.
ReplyDeleteWhoever this is need to be caught and prosecuted. Scum!
Segal was A list in his genre for awhile. As for the tapes, HE isn't the ones taping it, the Russians are of course. Ha ha. I hope he does something to piss them off. I'd feel bad for the girls, but the wording is "underage women", so we are not talking children at least.
ReplyDeleteyep Steven Seagal and the Russians
ReplyDeleteJust to be different: Gerard Butler.
ReplyDeleteNot Crowe - saw a pic recently and he's lost a lot of weight and looks better than he has in years. I thought Segal at first. But wondering about Mel Gibson. Have heard for a long time about him loving to visit Thailand for the young prostitutes. What is he doing now for employment? Not that he needs money.
ReplyDeleteMomster: I had the same reaction!!!
ReplyDeleteSo, another scumbag rapist. I write rapist because young people really aren't in a position to say no when the Russian government tells them to have sex with this slimeball. Even if they freely consented, yuck.
ReplyDeleteAnd speaking of Mel, here's a very funny item from filmschoolrejects.com - last sentence is gold!
ReplyDeleteYou may had thought you’d seen the last of Mel Gibson, but a handful of public meltdowns can’t kill a career that had reached the heights of his, they can only cool it off for a few years. Is the public ready to dip their toes back into the Gibson waters to see if they’re still feeling manic and racist? That’s what Sylvester Stallone may soon find out, because Showbiz411 is claiming to have a source close to the matters that says Gibson has been hired to play the villain in The Expendables 3. It’s a rumor, but one they seem pretty confident of. If it does prove to be true, are you willing to give such a vital actor a shot at a second chance? Or does antisemitism and demanding blow jobs from everyone in a ten block radius earn someone a lifetime black mark in your book?
Who else can it be other the Segal?
ReplyDeleteThe poor girls :(
This has to be Steven Segal because that's the first person I thought of. Very briefly spoke with him on the phone once in the late '90's. He was good friends with one of the guys I worked for - ex-CIA, kinda creepy, into all sorts of weird shit. The guy I worked with was also pals with Cheney and Powell, so there you go.
ReplyDeleteI can totally see this. He does look a bit creepy now. And Steven was all the rage back in the day.
ReplyDeleteNo, no no, Steven Segal was never A-list. Ditto Val Kilmner.
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe? He's bloated but don't know about the hair piece.
Seagal was definitely A list for action flicks, and the wording of this blind basically spells it out with regards to the Russians. I used to think he was lucky as hell to have married Kelly LeBrock, seems like she was lucky as hell to get away from him.
ReplyDeleteThis is Segal. It ties into a previous blind that he is shunned in Hollywood because if his underage preference. You know, because Hollywood is so ethical.
ReplyDeleteSeagal is a good guess, but Val Kilmer leaped to my mind.
ReplyDeleteOur crazy Russian arms dealer, Steven Segal! What if he thinks he's a spy or some crap like in his movies? I mean, he was a cop down in South Louisiana on TV. He believed THAT was real too. Sheesh.
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ReplyDeleteI called this the day the announcement about Segal was made.
ReplyDeleteAge of Consent in the Russian Federation is 16. He won't be going to jail for anything, because it is totally legal.
He was also coaching MMA guys in Brazil. AOC there is 14.
Nicholson. He has a clause in his contract that his on-screen love interest can't be over a certain age. Really. He's a perv of the first degree. He kept getting older and they kept getting younger.
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