This A list mostly movie actress/ Academy Award winner/nominee did something recently she swore she would never do. She got a breast augmentation. Apparently she is going topless in a movie again and wanted to look better.
@VIP Based on the photos, something is definitely going on up there. One of the comments below on the site mentions her ill-fitted shirt and thought she may be pregnant.
Winslet has done topless more than once. She has been topless in Heavenly Creatures, Jude, Hamlet, Titanic, Hideous Kinky, Holy Smoke, Iris, Little Children and The Reader. She has the most well documented breasts since Susan Sarandon.
Angelina Jolie just got breast reconstruction because she had a double mastectomy and she hasn't even had a chance for the swelling to go down. I think we can safely agree that yes, she does have implants, and no, this blind is not her.
thank you, lazyday! I was like--Winslet boobs--ONCE?!? i know hers almost as well as mine (I've been a fan awhile. Can't help it by now)
I think it's NOT Anne because she has big boobs already that look GREAT, and hasn't had kids yet (she claims she's planning them soon). Anne=no need, wrong timing.
My guess is Goopy with a tasteful 'reconstruction' she warned us she would be getting.
I didn't remember Goopy's breast in Shakespeare. That movie bored me so much that I had forgotten even about them (it was not until several years later that I started to dislike her, as a person obviously, she is still sort of hot).
Gwyneth...she has some mighty weird looking boobs naturally, like two flabby ski jumps on her bony chest. Not Anne, Kate or Angelina. Anne H. and Kate W. already have gorgeous racks, and of course Angelina just got implants during her breast reconstruction...no shock there.
Winslet is naked in tons of movies. Being pregnant, I doubt she went under the knife recently.
I don't see this as a big deal. If I had a few kids and the money, I would probably get a lift too. Breasts are going to sag. Having kids speeds the process along a bit more.
Fucking pains me, but I agree with Goop. If a chick wants bolt ons, then she should wait until after the tits change post pregnancy/breast feeding.
Tips:
Don't go too big. A/B to a DD is a ludicrous move, and just makes em look like someone stretched skin over a volleyball and drew a nipple on it.
Under the Muscle so they don't get droopy as you age
Have them positioned so they will look natural when you are naked. If you try to go for the "great cleavage w/ no bra" look, so they look great in clothes, you are gonna gross the fuck outta some guys when you pop yer top off for sexy time.
Go to strip clubs, talk to whores w/ good tit jobs. Some broad has really nice ones, hand her a $10, ask her to sit for a minute and pick her brain. Cheapest and best consulting fee you'll ever spend.
Don't go through the nipple. Last thing you want is Tara Reid's tits.
WHAT?! Halle has had the biggest fake boobs for decades! I am sticking with Gwyneth. Her topless scene in Shakespeare in Love is a horrible image I will never be able to erase from my mind's eye.
Ladies, listen to the Count--that's excellent advice right there. (I hadn't thought of checking out the local titty bar, but now that you mention it, it makes a whole lot of sense.)
*raises hand* Another one here laughing at the idea that Kate's only done 1 topless scene--whenever I think about actors willing to get their kit off for the sake of their art, she and Ewan McGregor both come to mind immediately. (Speaking of which, when are those two going to do a movie together, damn it?) We've seen damn near as much of Kate as her OB-GYN has at this point, God love her... ;-)
Could it be JLaw? Fits description. "apparently she is going topless", Not really topless but maybe she wants to look better on Mystique makeup/costume...Idk
Thank you Robin and Fluffy. As a seasoned perv and porn viewer, I have seen many a lovely young whore ruin herself, and my hard on, by doing 30-40 scenes, then having some have quack turn her into FrankenSkank.
Some of it is the "I hate myself so I want to change myself" factor. Some is the delusion that if they look like a "porn star" they will get booked more. Some of it is is more deep seeded damage, like hiding from childhood trauma ("I don't wanna be that lil girl who let _____ happen to her anymore.") Some of it is their suitcase pimp boyfriend or shady agent is pushing for it. Very little of it is a subtle, actual improvement, like balancing out the meaty ass they got or making things symmetrical.
Not Kate Winslet. She has done nude scenes post-childbith, saggy boobs and all! She doesn't care, she has no vanity on screen. The idea of her getting a boob job because she's doing a nude scene is ridiculous. Plus she's pregnant.
Not Gwyneth Paltrow. She actually said she's open to breast augmentation because it's like corrective surgery considering what pregnancy does to your boobs.
I'll go with Anne Hathaway. She sounds like the kind of chick who would vow against something like that for the sake of being a goody goody. Plus she lost a lot of weight for Les Mis, maybe she's unhappy with her boobs. She's also filming a movie at the moment...and she was pictured on set (Daily Mail) when this blind was posted.
Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteRim shot.
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ReplyDeleteKate winslet
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren who once stated “Breast implants are weird to me. They seem a bit like hanging a pair of oranges round your neck,” . . .
ReplyDeleteAnnE!
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ReplyDeleteAnnE or Kate Winslet.
ReplyDelete@VIP Based on the photos, something is definitely going on up there. One of the comments below on the site mentions her ill-fitted shirt and thought she may be pregnant.
ReplyDeleteAnne already had nice ones. GGoops sag
ReplyDeleteGoop has gone on record a couple of times saying she would get a boob job, that after nursing babies she considers it to be "reconstruction."
ReplyDeleteNicole
ReplyDeleteWhat- No one thinks it's Betty White?
ReplyDeletePlease not Kathy Bates.
ReplyDeleteI would say Kate Winslet, but with her being pregnant, I don't think she would do that now.
ReplyDeleteGOOPs shirt is just one of those weird fitting ones. She isn't pregnant and her boobs don't look big at all.
ReplyDeleteNot Kate, hers are not small, and she doesn't care about that stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'll say Goop.
Nah I'd say Kristin Stewart from on the road... She's so teeny I gotta say she kinda looked like a young boy lol
ReplyDeleteExcept there's no universe where Kristen Stewart will ever be Academy Award winner/nominated
ReplyDeleteWinslet's already done topless once, for _Jude_ about 15 years ago. Cross her off the list.
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DeleteAnne Hathaway. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteBoy this stuff is boring today.
Anne Hathaway
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, scratch that...I read the BI wrong. So maybe it is her, but she's never struck me as especially vain about this sorta thing.
ReplyDeleteWinslet has done topless more than once. She has been topless in Heavenly Creatures, Jude, Hamlet, Titanic, Hideous Kinky, Holy Smoke, Iris, Little Children and The Reader. She has the most well documented breasts since Susan Sarandon.
ReplyDeleteAnne Hathaway
ReplyDeletemy girl sandy b.
ReplyDeleteJolie just got new ones and they are def too big, not Kate she's preggers...
ReplyDeleteAngelina Jolie just got breast reconstruction because she had a double mastectomy and she hasn't even had a chance for the swelling to go down. I think we can safely agree that yes, she does have implants, and no, this blind is not her.
ReplyDeletethank you, lazyday! I was like--Winslet boobs--ONCE?!? i know hers almost as well as mine (I've been a fan awhile. Can't help it by now)
ReplyDeleteI think it's NOT Anne because she has big boobs already that look GREAT, and hasn't had kids yet (she claims she's planning them soon). Anne=no need, wrong timing.
My guess is Goopy with a tasteful 'reconstruction' she warned us she would be getting.
Halle Berry
ReplyDeleteAnne has the best breasts in Hollywood. No need to mess with perfection. Suck on that haters.
ReplyDeleteAnne's used to be great before the dramatic weight loss - maybe they aren't as good anymore.
ReplyDeletePaltrow went topless in "Shakespeare in Love."
ReplyDeleteI didn't remember Goopy's breast in Shakespeare.
ReplyDeleteThat movie bored me so much that I had forgotten even about them (it was not until several years later that I started to dislike her, as a person obviously, she is still sort of hot).
Anne Hathaway has a great set. She does not need implants.
ReplyDeletecan't be Kate Winslet - we saw her boobs!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Goop go naked in that movie adaptation of Great Expectations too?
ReplyDeleteGoop has shown them more than once.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth...she has some mighty weird looking boobs naturally, like two flabby ski jumps on her bony chest. Not Anne, Kate or Angelina. Anne H. and Kate W. already have gorgeous racks, and of course Angelina just got implants during her breast reconstruction...no shock there.
ReplyDeleteWinslet is naked in tons of movies. Being pregnant, I doubt she went under the knife recently.
ReplyDeleteI don't see this as a big deal. If I had a few kids and the money, I would probably get a lift too. Breasts are going to sag. Having kids speeds the process along a bit more.
Kathy Bates
ReplyDeleteFucking pains me, but I agree with Goop. If a chick wants bolt ons, then she should wait until after the tits change post pregnancy/breast feeding.
ReplyDeleteTips:
Don't go too big. A/B to a DD is a ludicrous move, and just makes em look like someone stretched skin over a volleyball and drew a nipple on it.
Under the Muscle so they don't get droopy as you age
Have them positioned so they will look natural when you are naked. If you try to go for the "great cleavage w/ no bra" look, so they look great in clothes, you are gonna gross the fuck outta some guys when you pop yer top off for sexy time.
Go to strip clubs, talk to whores w/ good tit jobs. Some broad has really nice ones, hand her a $10, ask her to sit for a minute and pick her brain. Cheapest and best consulting fee you'll ever spend.
Don't go through the nipple. Last thing you want is Tara Reid's tits.
Don't do it because some tool wants you to.
Halle Berry
ReplyDeleteWHAT?! Halle has had the biggest fake boobs for decades! I am sticking with Gwyneth. Her topless scene in Shakespeare in Love is a horrible image I will never be able to erase from my mind's eye.
ReplyDeleteLadies, listen to the Count--that's excellent advice right there. (I hadn't thought of checking out the local titty bar, but now that you mention it, it makes a whole lot of sense.)
ReplyDelete*raises hand* Another one here laughing at the idea that Kate's only done 1 topless scene--whenever I think about actors willing to get their kit off for the sake of their art, she and Ewan McGregor both come to mind immediately. (Speaking of which, when are those two going to do a movie together, damn it?) We've seen damn near as much of Kate as her OB-GYN has at this point, God love her... ;-)
ReplyDelete@Robin,
DeleteLet us pause for a minute and picture the glory of Kate Winslet and Ewan McGregor in a nude scene.
Sigh.
Goop or Cameron D.
ReplyDeleteGOOP had a topless scene in a film called, "Two Lovers."
ReplyDeleteGwyneth has had implants for years. Small ones, so they look natural.
ReplyDeleteKeira
ReplyDeleteIt's so not Hathaway. She's got a great rack. I'm straight, but I could totally motorboat those....
ReplyDeleteCould it be JLaw? Fits description. "apparently she is going topless", Not really topless but maybe she wants to look better on Mystique makeup/costume...Idk
ReplyDelete@QC - JLaw has great tits! Absolutely no need for implants.
DeleteCount Jerkula you rock and crack me up all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI will commence boob interviews and carry your statements like a skilled and insightful boobologist. It is time I buy myself a pair ;)
Thank you Robin and Fluffy. As a seasoned perv and porn viewer, I have seen many a lovely young whore ruin herself, and my hard on, by doing 30-40 scenes, then having some have quack turn her into FrankenSkank.
ReplyDeleteSome of it is the "I hate myself so I want to change myself" factor. Some is the delusion that if they look like a "porn star" they will get booked more. Some of it is is more deep seeded damage, like hiding from childhood trauma ("I don't wanna be that lil girl who let _____ happen to her anymore.") Some of it is their suitcase pimp boyfriend or shady agent is pushing for it. Very little of it is a subtle, actual improvement, like balancing out the meaty ass they got or making things symmetrical.
Not Kate Winslet. She has done nude scenes post-childbith, saggy boobs and all! She doesn't care, she has no vanity on screen. The idea of her getting a boob job because she's doing a nude scene is ridiculous. Plus she's pregnant.
ReplyDeleteNot Gwyneth Paltrow. She actually said she's open to breast augmentation because it's like corrective surgery considering what pregnancy does to your boobs.
I'll go with Anne Hathaway. She sounds like the kind of chick who would vow against something like that for the sake of being a goody goody. Plus she lost a lot of weight for Les Mis, maybe she's unhappy with her boobs. She's also filming a movie at the moment...and she was pictured on set (Daily Mail) when this blind was posted.
Just to be different: Nicole Kidman.
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ReplyDeleteUma Thurman
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman. Her nipples point sideways!
ReplyDeletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m2cYqX6nb3E/T8UdAdyvXkI/AAAAAAAACNU/MQaORoosr3o/s640/Nicole+Kidman+at+the+Screening+of+%27The+Paperboy%27+during+the+65th+Annual+Cannes+Film+Festival.jpg