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This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always looking to make a buck was in a restaurant last week trashing this still A+ list super model and the model's current project which paid the actress a lot of money. The actress called the product shi**y and said the model was the dumbest person she has ever met and that she laughs when she thinks about how much she is paid.
bite the hand why don't you...
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria and ??
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria and Heidi Klum (her new shampoo line?)
ReplyDeleteWell Heidi is dumb, that's no secret. But Eva ain't the sharpest tool in the shed either.
ReplyDeleteWhile this does sound like Wva, if it is her, who is she to talk? She went from endorsing a hair care line to now endorsing cat food.
ReplyDeleteThrowing a side eye at you, Eva.
LOL @ La Descarada
DeleteSounds lie Clairol or some hair shampoo Eva did commercials for is involved since she made money doing what the model is doing now.
ReplyDeleteI know this one!!
ReplyDeleteValerie Bertinelli and Cindy Crawford with Meaningful Beauty as the product?? doesn't work. I tried it
@ In-n-Out: that's what thought too
DeleteDidnt work so well forr cindy either, she looks like a tranny.
DeleteAnd oh!!!!!!! How i wld dearly love to get that mop of hair off valierie bertinellis face!!!!!!!! It gets bigger every year!
@in-N-out Your name makes me want a a double-double with grilled onions.
Delete@ In-N-Out!! - But, but, but... Meaningful Beauty is made from melons! Melons that don't decay as fast as other melons! It's sold by a guy with a French accent and Cindy "I can't stop tilting my head while I'm talking" Crawford! And its got a dopey name! Surely those are all the ingredients for success. :(
ReplyDeleteI always get a kick out of the picture of the melons shriveling up! It's so stupid. But I like Cindy Crawford for some reason. I know she's in that Room 23 book so she must be a working girl but you know what -- at least she doesn't pretend to be ms smarty pants.
DeleteI don't think it's Eva because she's not B+, not anymore. C maybe. And good for her to get her masters.
Damn Eva a faceful of cum helps your complexion.
ReplyDeletesperm causes acne? kidding..
ReplyDeletei hope this val bertinelli and cindy crawford, i want to choke myself every single time that info mercial starts...and that french dermatologist....
Don't know about the slagger but the slagee could be Kate Moss for doing Playboy?
ReplyDeleteEva (I shill tater chips) slamming CHristie Brinkley for that home gym....
ReplyDeleteEva Longoria just got her masters degree, not an honorary one either. She's not dumb.
ReplyDeleteI'm down with the Eva guess, she honestly believes she is God's Gift and is perplexed every year she isn't named "Sexiest Woman Alive". Her ego is OOC.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Tony Parker was French until a month ago.
Speaking of Cindy Crawford and her advertising prowess (or lack therof), has anyone seen this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXhD4wUHWeo
omg. Christie Brinkley is so dumb. If you saw the Making of the SI Swimsuit special (HBO?) back in the day...they were in Africa shooting on an animal preserve, and the producer told her that she had to be careful around giraffes because they kick. So Christie asked, "...so we have to watch their feet?"
ReplyDeleteYes, Christie. You have to watch their feet.
Ja'mie King: GREAT ad..Guess they weren't afraid to address all those rumors.
ReplyDelete@bunnymother: I've noticed that those who get post graduate degrees, especially in things such as the arts (this is of course excluding doctors and people who require post-grad degrees) are often quite stupid and in fact go to graduate school because no one will hire their foolish asses
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