This former C list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at an event recently and could not get any woman to respond to his game. He doesn't have much game on the court either. One woman said he was disgusting and another asked him if he really had an STD.
Kris Humphries
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteKris, but to be fair, the only person I know who's ever met him works at the ACC, and she said he's dumb as a box of rocks (well, obviously, he married Kimmode) but was actually one of the nicest guys she's ever dealt with.
ReplyDeleteI think Kris too, but you have to give him props for kinda poking fun at himself in this commercial (sorry, don't know how to do direct linky links):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG22nxYw6Go
Poor Hump. Stupidity should be as painful as possible though.
ReplyDeleteThe Situation?
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DeleteI thought the Sitch too.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA. That STD rumor is going to follow that guy for years. He should have just let Kimmie get her stupid divorce when she asked for it instead of being a huge d-bag.
ReplyDeleteKris Humphries (& his entire family) are not nice. They grew up in the same town i did and would throw tantrums when they didn't make captain of their sports teams (among other immature behavior.)
ReplyDeleteFor some reason my first thought was The Situation on this one...but I guess Kris Humphries makes a lot more sense with the stupid basketball jokes lol
ReplyDeleteUnFrozen CaveMan Basketball player Kris Humphries.
ReplyDeleteI thought The Situation, too, although I like the Hump guess.
ReplyDeleteReally sounds like Kris and Kim were a match made in heaven.
ReplyDeleteKris is not a stinker on the court though. He's a solid player. Not a superstar but solid. I'd still do him.
ReplyDelete@secondbecky: He could barely get off the bench this year. The 2 previous ones, I would rate him as solid on a terrible team. In comparison, Chris Bosh was an All Star on a terrible team, and merely solid on a very good team.
ReplyDeleteThis offseason look for the Nets to try and trade Hump to upgrade the team. He is vastly overpaid ($12mill), but his contract is expiring after next season. That means his value will be at its highest.