Blind Item #2
This trainwreck of a celebrity has been telling people that she is now pregnant. She somehow managed to do this while in rehab. Not sure if this is a ploy on her part, or if she is actually pregnant.
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When the blind's about a rehab,
ReplyDeleteI say Li-Li-Lo.
Lohan
ReplyDeleteEw, Lohag or Mueller.
ReplyDeleteYup!! :-)
DeleteLohan
ReplyDeleteSeriously WTF
Dear LiLo: Ass to Ass does not mean that you can't get pregnant ;)
ReplyDeleteI love you.
DeleteWait. Isn't that exactly what it means? :-P
DeleteHaha! I 💚 you!
DeleteCould also be brooke mueller, but i'm guessing lilo
ReplyDeleteAnd we all thought North West had it bad
ReplyDelete@VIP - sounds like you need to revisit sex-ed; last I checked, that's not how babies are made ;)
ReplyDeleteAre we sure? Michael and Dina Logan exist and made LiLo
DeleteAt least we can be sure that whatever needle-using drug addict ejaculated in the skankbag will have a superior genetic history than Lilo's own hideous DNA and lineage.
ReplyDeleteThe baby will not be happy happy
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great setup for a fat lawsuit against Betty Ford, if she fucked a 'guard' or whatnot, and got knocked up on purpose.
ReplyDeleteThe Lilo Ho Stroll NEVER passes an opportunity.
Lindsay is pregnant?
ReplyDeleteWow.
Just wow.
Mueller. LiLo is/was an actress, not just a celeb.
ReplyDeleteShe prolly caught some jizz getting plowed for pills.
@Count Yeah, Mueller makes more sense.
DeleteCathy - You should watch this educational SNL video.
ReplyDeleteIt's not unusual to have a baby in your butt
Spaz de la Huerta?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking her too. I saw a pic on Lainey's site....she definitely looks pregnant. Hope she lays off the booze & drugs...
DeleteIf you play with the unicorns and dance under the rainbows you will be happy happy happy and not need to have babies and use drugs
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula, Brooke Mueller is far less fun to make fun of.
ReplyDeleteDammit, Count, with your fancy 'actually reading the blind' and 'reasoning'.
Sounds like la Lohan, she's trying her best to get out. I need my Adderall! I need a different place away from the paps! Girl, just rest and rehab already.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely more likely Mueller - babies are her meal tickets.
ReplyDeleteThinking about it more, Brooke would make sense - the "ploy" could be claiming to be pregnant to try and get the twins back in her care.
ReplyDeleteLohan is a trianwreck, but her descriptor would be actress. Mueller fits the "celebrity" part.
ReplyDeleteBrook Mueller is a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteI doubt Lilo would want the attention of being pregnant. too much scrutiny. It would make it much harder to go back to her booze and drugs.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Paz guess
ReplyDeleteAgree with Spaz. She's got quite the baby bump going on.
ReplyDeleteHello? Hello? Who is this? Who? I don't know a Ned. Ed! Ed, hello! Wait, Ed. Does this mean you're asking me to report the news again? Ed! That's wonderful! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteEd, hold on. I want to say a few words. You have always been a good friend! Always! Ed, I'll be down there. And I'm going to look good.
ReplyDeleteI was sure that those two would make a porny first.
ReplyDeleteI might even watch that one. The comedy of two totally wasted famewhores trying to be sexy would be priceless.
DeleteGood evening. I'm Ron Burgundy. If I'm gonna do this, I'll need my news team at my side. News team! Assemble! News team, assemble!
ReplyDeleteOh. Hi. Didn't see you there. I'm a little embarrassed. Look. I just got the call from Harken. He wants me back. But I can't do this without my news team.
ReplyDeleteGentlemen, there was a time when you called me your lead anchor. Will you follow me again? To the news van!
ReplyDeletethis seems fake
ReplyDeleteOnly as fake as the cubic zirconia earrings the Enty gave to me.
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY FAKE!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteeVEN mORE fAKE.
ReplyDeletenOW YOU seee IT. sOON YOU WON'T.
ReplyDeleteNot too worried if it's Brooke because, as cruel as it may sound, it won't last. She's mid-30's now, but the abuse she's given her body makes her uterus-age about 50. Ever try to grow tomatoes in the desert? Plus, unless the sperm comes from someone with an 8-figure net worth she wouldn't bother.
ReplyDeleteI can totally see Lohan doing this. Remember when she was in that Colorado (?) rehab/spa and was doing it in the stairwells with another random guy? Then he sold stories afterward? She's already demonstrated a willingness to do it with just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, and maybe she thinks a baby would fill that "hole" in her that hasn't already been filled. (If she has any left.)
Oh Lindsay, we've missed you so.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone believe anything Lohag says? She lies about everything. If it is her, I'd guess its just for a payday. Speculation beings out the TMZ hoes.
ReplyDeleteBrooke makes more sense. But it still is terrible if either of them are pregnant. Denise Richards has her hands full!!
I just wanted to make till my july birthday without loslag....fml...( say this in monotone stephen wright inflection).."happy happy baby on the way, my life is going to be great now that I've found 'baby' love & life...uh ohh lost 'baby' world feel bad, now im off wagon, but you understand my pain..drama ensues.." I guarantee a fake baby story...headlines for at least 2-4 years...as cuckoo as she is doesn't seem far by past examples.
ReplyDeleteIt won't help her, if true poor baby
ReplyDeleteLiho, and it's a ploy.
ReplyDeleteIt's Paz- girl is all thick in the middle.
ReplyDeletewho cares?
ReplyDeleteI think it's Mueller..Maybe she slipped in a little conjugal visit from Charlie? That would work for the ploy part.
ReplyDelete@Sherry - I can't believe I'm about to utter these words, but... I THINK CHARLIE SHEEN IS TOO SMART to get Brooke pregnant again.
ReplyDeleteNow, before everyone starts hollering about my using "Charlie Sheen" and "too smart" in the same sentence, keep in mind that he's had his sheenis in hundreds (if not thousands) of orafices in the past three decades and only has a legitimate number of offspring in the single digits. So for the sake of argument, let's just add another dozen illlegitimate ones. That still demonstrates remarkable control on his part. As much as he seems to tolerate Denise raising most of his kids, I'm guessing he doesn't want to add any more zeroes to her monthly checks.
Mueller. The sad thing is, the most profoundly unfit parents I've encountered are also astonishingly fertile. I can see her thinking this will get her meal tickets returned to her custody (her reasoning) The judge will just add it to the not! column.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Paz the one who has utilized methbortions in the past?
ReplyDeleteIf lilo git pregnant, and is as sexually active as she is believed to be, why suddenly now she concieves? Im leaning toward brooke, to show what a good mother she is as she tries to get her kids back.
ReplyDeleteThat poor Lindsay. She should have taken some time off to get an education, preferably in a different country. Think how different her life could be now if she had just gone to Oxford!
ReplyDeletePossibly Lilo. Did Paz do a rehab stint? She's wandering around with more than just her usual bloat.
ReplyDeleteThis wouldn't surprise me at all if it was LILO - although the lawsuit against Betty ford (if it was a guard or staff member) would be a bonus pay day - the real reason would be for a career makeover - babies have been being used to whitewash trouble pasts (snooki) or even make your career (alba) - even if it is a lie she can't lose if it's a "miscarriage" either bc she needs the sympathy. It's a strategic move by an asshole!
ReplyDeletecrackroach lohan tweeted that she was 'pregnant' about a few months ago...
ReplyDeletefor attention....really! i swear!
plus, interspecies conception is still not possible these days. how is a cockroach going to be able to tke a human baby to full term?
Lindsay tweeted that on April Fool's Day. But yeah, I can see her doing this, getting pregnant or pretending to be for attention.
ReplyDeleteProbably Mueller. Plan B folks. Use it ffs!!!
ReplyDeleteIt could be Blohan (but I doubt it) or Mueller (and I hope not) or Jenelle, the notorious skank from Teen Mom (and I wouldn't put it past her).
ReplyDelete