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This controversial female B- list network reality star has been having an off again on again affair for several years with this male A+ list network reality star. He calls her when he wants a booty call that is a little different than his regular and for her discretion, he makes sure she is well taken care of. Very well taken care of.
Wait a minute! I... pickup attempt? I'm offended. I have little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.
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ReplyDeleteThis D- widely hated celeb who has long been an unpaid spokesperson for a bedsheet company is standing by her friend Paula Deen in the midst of Paula's personal crisis. The wanna-be celeb called 1-888-Food-Network to complain about Paula's firing and was shocked to realize her pointy hat had no sway in the deal. Oh, and did I mention it was just curiously her not quite pale boy-toy who did the dialing? I wonder if he was wearing a white jacket when he let Paula in for their afternoon "tea party."
Oh, this is supposed to be me. Thx man.
DeleteLook. My plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town as one professional helping another professional, because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city. Yes.
ReplyDeleteVERY well taken care of
ReplyDeleteVERY well taken care of
VERY well taken care of
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ReplyDeleteWill Smith and Tom Cruise
ReplyDeleteWho cares she's ugly!
ReplyDeleteChips and Dip
ReplyDeleteYou are causing a distribsnce
ReplyDeleteBut now I am too hurt. And shocked and offended and...and hurt. Really? No, of course not. Strictly professional.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a headache from these comments. I would say I'm not coming back if they aren't taken care of, but lets face it...I have absolutely nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteAt least you are honest Ashley. I respect that. You must be new, "these comments" will not be taken care of, I can assure you of that.
DeleteI'm on the other side, back among the living
ReplyDeleteIt's Jenny McCarthy. She's so old and so ugly!
ReplyDeleteThat's it everybody out.
ReplyDeleteLike i am respinponsible for all the smokers.
Shall I pick you up? 8:00? 9? Downstairs? Really? Yes, I do. Um...I’m sorry, it’s the...it’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the pants.
ReplyDeleteCoffee and Sugar
ReplyDeleteYes?
DeleteIt’s not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store.
ReplyDeleteTHe host of Survivor and the lil readhead from years back who did Playboy.
ReplyDeleteI work for a livin'! Ain't nobody got time fo' reality TV and booty calls!
ReplyDeleteReality TV my ass!
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DeleteOh, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk...I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone.
ReplyDeleteYou motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
ReplyDeleteSalt n Peppa
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell and ?. He's got the money to take of someone very well.
ReplyDeleteCoke and Pepsi
ReplyDeleteChristina Milian and Simon
ReplyDeleteOr Trump and Omarosa?
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwww.
DeleteThat made me vomit a little, but then I think you're right. He always seems to come to her aid. I thought it was for ratings but Omorosa is a money grubbing ----
DeleteMilian being controversial because what exactly is her purpose?
ReplyDeleteDon't act like you're not impressed. Don't look at me right now. I'm walking around the office. My new walk. I have a situation right now I'm trying to walk off.
ReplyDeleteLet’s go to Brian Fantana, live on the scene, with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
ReplyDeleteGreat story. Compelling and rich. Welp, that's gonna do it for all of us at Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sweet Brown on this one.
ReplyDeleteIf the rating were lower I'd say Kate Gosslin (sp?)Sounds like something she'd do t pay the bills.
That's right, @Aria, sadly, and I don't know why, Enty will leave up every last stupid troll comment. He/she/they never deletes a thing.
ReplyDelete@Ashley ... I'm with you. Their comments are not funny and frankly, just obnoxious!
ReplyDeleteKarina S. and Trump
ReplyDeleteKarina S. and Trump
ReplyDeleteI don't think it is supposed to be you jc, unless you are 888 and commented with the wrong account. That seemed to be the tell in the blind.
ReplyDeleteTrump is a good guess. Controversial reality star... hm... all of the ladies that come to mind are cable. It'd be funny if it were Kate Gosselin. My guess would be someone from Celebrity Apprentice. I don't watch the show enough to know who has been controversial. Perhaps it's Melissa Rivers.
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