Blind Item #2
This former almost A list celebrity and now a C lister on a good day tried to take some drugs without paying while at a gay club and suffered the consequences.
This former almost A list celebrity and now a C lister on a good day tried to take some drugs without paying while at a gay club and suffered the consequences.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM
Labels: blind item
Aaron Carter
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing those pics, dead on, VIP.
DeleteTurf wars? Really?? Who does he think he's fooling? "There has been a recent rise in crime due to the long, drawn out rivalry between these two gangs of hoodlums. The 'I want it that Way's who proudly sport their red bandanas versus the violent "Stop It Girl" posse who have been increasingly identified by the police department via their butterfly tattoos which are surrounded by the image of a royal jester. The Chief of police is ordering a mandatory curfew of 9:00 PM due to rising crimes of retaliation and vile hatred amongst these two gangs."
VIP nails it, again! 😍
DeleteThey beat him up because he was one New Kids on the block turf....he was definitely at a gay club if that's the reason he's giving
DeleteDammit, VIP! So right!
DeleteYes!! Saw the AC story earlier on dlisted and didn't think it made any sense...
DeleteThe situation?
ReplyDeleteall of them.... seriously, this is vague.
ReplyDeleteThat is seriously the most compelling explanation ever: New Kids on the Block turf. Who beat him up? A bitter middle-aged housewife who back in the day had a crush on one of the Back Street Boys?
ReplyDeletehahaha I just read that story VIP this morning. His I got jumped for being in Boston on the NKOTB territory was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIf there is one thing junkies are good for it is creative excuses.
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ReplyDeleteFabulous guess as always, VIP. What kind of drugs did enty ingest prior to writing that Aaron Carter was almost A list?
ReplyDeleteAaron's D list on his best day...
ReplyDeletehe did bang Lindsay & Hillary, he was tween A list for five minutes until his balls dropped and the meth face kicked in. Sadly the tweens left in droves.
ReplyDeleteDid he have to do ass-to-ass?!?! :D
ReplyDelete@ss2@ss
DeleteAaron could have tried something sane people would believe, like claiming he was in a bar and shouted 'I hope Bergeron's career is over' or 'I don't care what you say, that's how you pronounce chowder' but more credit to him for this lunacy.
ReplyDelete@mari, that comment almost had my tea coming out my nose!!Thanks for the ha ha's
ReplyDeleteDammit vip!!!!!!! Yeah, he got schooled!
ReplyDeleteThis guy is nuts. The LAST thing you wanna do is try and rip off a bunch of tweeked out dudes. You are fighting in Matrix slow motion and they are at top speed, literally.
ReplyDeleteOh, and never be a chick trying to rip off a crack dealer on the street. They may not punch you in the face, but the brick they throw through your car window could hit you in the head and knock you out.
@Ms. KillJoy Requiem for a Dream is one of my fahvorite movies!
ReplyDeleteA definite timebob movie recommendation!
"I think my knuckles might be broken, but that's what they get. People think I'm a pretty little white boy but no way. I think I won. I'm still standing" *eye roll*
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this but if he was beaten up for this reason it was by girls for sure.
@Pazazz: LOL! +10000000000000
ReplyDeleteThe aaron carter get anal raped?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the guys who beat the crape out of him would really recognize him as Aaron Carter a singer or just someone who was desperate and they rolled his ass w/o knowing wtf he was?
ReplyDeleteIn my experience, the consequences of using free drugs at a gay bar are that one gets high for free. I'm not following this. He was fisted to death? Whaaa?
ReplyDeletethose aint fairy punches
ReplyDeleteMichael K already called this one :)
ReplyDelete"You might think that a police report would be in order, but Aaron told the site he does not intend to file one because it's 'girlie'."
ReplyDeleteUh huh and because he'd have to tell the truth.
First thought: Aaron Carter.
ReplyDeleteMichael J Fox
ReplyDeleteridiculously vague
ReplyDelete"The I Want Candy singer" wanted candy?
ReplyDeleteWe paid $60/ticket to see Aaron Carter back in 2001 at Jones Beach. Recently he was playing out here in a very small club for $20/ticket. I have no idea who is audience is now. Thirteen years ago he was HUGE with the Disney/Nickelodeon crowd. I can't see any teenager or young adult paying to see him.
ReplyDeleteI still want to know what Bruce Willis gave him money for.
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