This former A list celebrity who was probably one of the top ten most well known faces and names on the planet at one point is getting divorced. Probably. His wife hits him and beats him and taunts him to do something about it. She also spends what little money he has left.
Bruce, right?
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood
ReplyDeleteSad as it is, I think Bruce is at least as A list now as he was during his prime (you know, back when he was doing something worthy of fame).
ReplyDeleteSounds like Clint. His wife is rumored to be a total bitch.
ReplyDeleteI like the Clint guess.
ReplyDeleteBruce. But don't they live apart?
ReplyDeleteI feel real bad if it is Clint. I guess the wife is taking the same tact as Ed McMahon's, spend it before you have to split it with his kids.
ReplyDeleteBut Clint isn't a celebrity, he's an actor/director???
ReplyDeleteHow would Clint be former A list and almost broke? He is still working, acting, directing and producing
ReplyDeleteAnd rearranging furniture.
DeleteI would think that Clint Eastwood would be permanent A list with all of his accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteHugh Hefner?
ReplyDeletealso, I doubt Clint has just a little money left.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Mr Eastwood is broke. He makes millions for throw away films (although I have to say I didn't actually mind Trouble With the Curve. Timberlake wasn't even that annoying in it!). And I'm pretty sure that given his romantic history, he's got an airtight prenup with whatshername.
ReplyDeleteClint Eastwood is not a "celebrity", is hardly broke and PLEASE, like he would stand around and be beaten by a woman. It's Clint Eastwood for God's sake.
ReplyDeleteRead my mind....
DeleteOhhh. Like the Hefner guess.
ReplyDeleteLiking the Hugh Hefner guess. Very little $ left, just married his Prodigal Gold-digger.
ReplyDelete"Getting a divorce. Probably.
ReplyDeleteBwaahaaahaaaa!!
That is the stupidest statement!
just for something different- Jerry Lewis
ReplyDeleteHe was my first thought too because it said world wide
DeleteI like the Hefner answer. Playboy has been in financial trouble for years.
ReplyDeleteHope this isn't true, but b/c today's his birthday: Gene Wilder?
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for the "married" part, I'd say Burt Reynolds.
Isn't Hefner still famous (if not super-rich)? Certainly his name is enough to launch those protegee/girlfriend types.
Jerry Lewis is a good guess.
What about Harrison Ford? Indiana Jones made him SO BIG.
ReplyDeleteAnd Calista Flockheart makes my cunt-o-meter ring, she seems like a handful (and weighs just as much).
She prolly has some money of her own, but pretty sure he is way richer than her with his franchise etc.
Calista weighs ten pounds. How she could beat on Han Solo is beyond me
DeleteI like the Hefner guess, he's definitely recognizable and as a lot of you have pointed out, Playboy has been floundering since the internet rendered porn magazines almost obsolete.
ReplyDeleteAnd Clint Eastwood does the beating, he doesn't get beaten.
Bruce isn't going anywhere (initially I thought ya'll meant Willis, not Jenner) cuz PMK keeps her pimp hand strong. And I'm sure he's far from broke.
OMG, I totally thought they meant Willis, too. Which didn't make any sense to me. I forgot all about Jenner.
DeleteThis screams Mike Tyson.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Ali? Total shot in the dark, but at one point, he was definitely an A-list celeb.
ReplyDeleteSince it's a celebrity, I'm thinking it's not an actor.
ReplyDeleteEastwood is also still an A list Celeb.
ReplyDeleteI've managed to talk myself into my Ali guess. He likely doesn't have a ton of money left, and his disability would leave him vulnerable to physical violence.
ReplyDeleteThere's zero chance this is Clint Eastwood. The guy has to be one of the wealthiest men in Hollywood.
Onboard with hefner guess. For some reason he is smittem with this new wife, who really seems bitchy.
ReplyDelete@crila: oops, for some reason I was reading actor instead of celeb.
ReplyDeleteIn that case Heff all the way!
Nic Cage?? I can't imagine he has much money left..
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Playboy is not doing well at all. Think their top cashcow is merchandise now. But don't think that will last a lot longer..
ReplyDeleteMagazines don't sell anymore, being a member of the website is stupid, because most shoots get leaked before they appear there, and much juicer stuff can be found online for free..
And tbh, they haven't had a lot of high profile people in their magazine for 200 years.
Playboy Radio did offer Bynes a show. That would be a ratings bonanza.
ReplyDeleteI'm inclined to agree with the Tyson guess...he has really mellowed, he is broke, and his wife DOES seem like one tough B!
ReplyDeletePhil Donohue, Marlo Thomas is his wife...
ReplyDeleteAli doesn't fit. He is more permanent a list than Clint would be.
ReplyDeleteHefner however seems a better guess. He has been a figurehead at Playboy a long time. He almost ran into the ground before then the fam stepped in and got it running again.
I doubt he has a ton of his own money, where stupid spending on the new arm candy could put a serious dent in it.
Bruce Jenner. Kris is very assertive. Clint is hardly going broke. Plus Bruce face look different hard to recongnize.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mike Tyson guess because of the phrase "taunts him to do something about it" -- that sounds like it points to a boxer
ReplyDeleteJust providing linguistic support today!
cunt-o-meter *giggles*
ReplyDeleteI also thought Willis. When one says A list and Bruce, thats where my mind goes.
Hef is a good choice. So is Phil. Marlo is rumored to be on the cunt-o-meter scale.
Eastwood has directed at least 1 film a year for the last quarter century. Then he still acts in the occasional film directed by somebody else. He works more than most 40 year old directors. And he would be described as director, actor or both before you would call him a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteWhat about The Hoff?
ReplyDeleteBaywatch was syndicated all over the world.
Clint Eastwood's estimated net work is $375 MILLION. Not him. He would just retaliate by hitting her with an empty chair anyway...
ReplyDeleteI like an athlete, Jenner or Ali for this one.
ReplyDeleteBruce and Flint are far from broke. Hugh Hefner's empire is crumybling and everyone knows who he is.
ReplyDeleteClint is permanent A, and 1.90 meters high who could hit any whining "betch", and rich (directing a lot of awesome movies with a lot of audience, former mayor of his town...).
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid his is Hefner, because I kinda like him but unless this is some American I barely know (phil donohoe or someone like him), this is probably Mr. Playboy. I hope he gets A.Bynes and that means a lot of cash for his retirement.
There is no way that Clint is FORMER A list.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Mike Tyson. He is definitely not known for his stellar choice in women, and I'm guessing his current wife didn't marry him for his brilliance, charm, or that tramp-stamp on his face.
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner or Phil Donahue. Both of them have horribly bitchy wives.
ReplyDeleteSylvester Stallone
ReplyDeleteWhat a horrible woman. I hope they divorce and she gets nothing.
ReplyDeleteClint is and will always be A list. Plus, he is still working (acting, directing, producing). This seems to be Bruce Jenner to me. The reference to celebrity - Clint would not be referred to as a celebrity. One of the most recognizable faces and names on the planet - Back when Bruce won the gold medal in the Decathalon, that was the premier event in track and field at the Olympics. He was EVERYWHERE. Cereal boxes, TV shows, magazine covers. Everywhere. I can see him being nearly out of money which is why he would stick with that horrid Kris.
ReplyDeleteDidn't an ex-nanny say that Kris was violent with her girls when they were young? I am leaning toward Bruce and Kris, especially since the blind item referred to a "well known face." Bruce is almost unrecognizable after all that bad plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteWith the Jets picture below, my mind immediately went to Joe Namath. He was super famous back in the day but has had problems since.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Hefner guess too. There have been lots of rumors that he doesn't really have much money, that his kids have come in and tried to rescue the Playboy name but that the money isn't really Hef's so much. Heck they just sold off the playmate house (or it's for sale). Plus his right hand woman who had been his assistant forever helped take care of him died not that long ago too, plus the old coot is getting old and he stupidly married that trick who bailed on the big wedding a week or so before it was supposed to happen.
ReplyDeleteSo yes my vote is for Hefner.
Violence against some old man --if it's Hefner or Eastwood-is just awful. They're as old as my peepaw would be if he was still alive. That's old as hell. Leave the Peepaws alone FCOL.
ReplyDeleteBruce--Kris prob does beat him, with one of his old tennis rackets.
Oh, how I would laugh if this is that disgusting pedophile, Woody Allen! Karma is a bitch, afterall!
ReplyDelete@seconbecky: cause hes 100years old and a drunk.
ReplyDeleteIs Christian Slater married? If so, then I think it's him.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Hef. He's getting a tad senile, and married his young Gold Digger. Hope someone busts her for elder abuse.
ReplyDeleteSee this all the time, but never thought it would happen to Hef. And yeah, he's still got the mansion, but it's in shabby shape. He's not the wealthy guy he's hyped up to be anymore.
So much for the "dream life" all guys aspire to...ends with a whimper, not a bang.
Michael Douglas?
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