Blind Item #1

This former A list "singer," who later became a reality star and punchline to drinking jokes was at a party last week when she got a little drunk and decided to try and do some twerking. She is aging and not as blessed with the dance moves she once was so then went to a strip tease, but she had so many layers of Spanx and things bound together to keep from splitting that it became laughable at how long it was taking her.