Thursday, June 27, 2013

Blind Item #1

This former A list Tweener and now just a C list actress always looking for work says she stopped talking to this other A list Tweener because when she would come over, his friends would try and get her wasted and then would grope her. One time she said they threatened her when she tried to leave and made her do some things which she does not like to discuss.


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76 comments:

  1. Entyonamobile7:15 AM

    Blind Item #1

    This foreign-born C list celebrity offspring has a penchant for having her picture taken. But this isn't about her activities with her current boyfriend. She should really be worried about the pictures that her ex is shopping around. Her celebrity parent would be shocked!!

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  2. Ron Burgandy7:15 AM

    Oh, Champ, Champ, we’re not really gonna actually do that. We were just flapping our gums.

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  3. rickatooonamobile7:15 AM

    Amanda Bynes and Emma Watson

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  4. Ron Burgandy7:17 AM

    Wow. It never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or...wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

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  5. BoobsNSnatch7:17 AM

    Miley Cyrus isn't foreign born, but I'll go with her.

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  6. Count Jerkula7:17 AM

    Peter and Jan Brady.

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  7. rickatooonamobile7:17 AM

    Drake and Josh

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  8. rickatooonamobile7:18 AM

    Bill and Ted

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  9. rickatooonamobile7:18 AM

    Laurel and Hardy

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  10. Ron Burgandy7:19 AM

    It’s quite pungent. It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

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  11. rickatooonamobile7:19 AM

    Shaggy and Scooby Doo

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  12. rickatooonamobile7:19 AM

    Peanut Butter and Jelly

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  13. rickatooonamobile7:19 AM

    Ham and Cheese

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  14. Notorious W.i.g.7:19 AM

    I bet its that betch Jennie Garth! Her husband left her becuz she was so ugly and he thought she was in Wayne's World!

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  15. Sweet Brown7:20 AM

    Tweener? What in HELL is a tweener?

    Ain't nobody got time fo' made up words!

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  16. rickatooonamobile7:20 AM

    Carbon and Dixoide

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  17. rickatooonamobile7:20 AM

    Gas and Matches

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  18. rickatooonamobile7:21 AM

    Sweet and Brown

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  19. Ron Burgandy7:21 AM

    Brian, I’m going to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. That doesn’t make sense.

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  20. Ron Burgandy7:23 AM

    The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods.

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  21. Sarah7:23 AM

    What is happening in the comments? I'm not even drinking yet.

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    1. SophiaB7:33 AM

      Might as well get started. Will be a loooong day now the crankpants troll squad is in da house. What's your poison? I am a tequila and rum girl, though St. Germain's liquer is kinda nice.

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    2. Charlotte.3:57 PM

      I have a soft spot for these guys. They're creative and oft' hilarious. And I love Ron Burgandy

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  22. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches7:23 AM

    This isn't me and Daniel. I'm at least a B list actress, right??? Oh God please let me be a B List! Perks of Being a Wallflower? Come on.....I know JSierra hated Bling Ring but some of you liked it right? Saw it maybe? I'm going to need a drink.

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    1. Gayeld7:38 AM

      I'll even give you a B+, honey. All those years of dealing with Hermione's hair have to count for something.

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    2. Notorious W.i.g.7:48 AM

      Gayeld I auditioned for the role of Hermione"s hair, but they "went a different direction." So fucking rude, they were ugly anyway!

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  23. Ashley7:24 AM

    I thought the comments were going to be screened?

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    1. Mlgmay997:29 AM

      Ya............
      Me too.

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    2. deadpussy7:31 AM

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    3. Ashley7:38 AM

      Just an endless circle of assholes.

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    4. MollyMo7:42 AM

      Haha yes!

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    5. deadpussy8:52 AM

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    6. Mlgmay991:44 PM

      It is exhausting .......

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  24. rickatooonamobile7:24 AM

    Hash and Browns

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  25. rickatooonamobile7:24 AM

    Band and Camp

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  26. Ron Burgandy7:25 AM

    1001...1002...1003...Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.

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  27. a non a miss7:26 AM

    Interesting that Ent took down the disclaimer the sane day the trolls showed up?

    More clicks equal more money for the big guy.

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    1. a non a miss7:26 AM

      Oops I had an auntliddy moment. SAME day, not sane ;)

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    2. LottaColada7:28 AM

      @a non a miss- WOW the disclaimer is gone! Good catch

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    3. Meanie Rhysie7:30 AM

      Right? I think you're onto something. ;)

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  28. Ron Burgandy7:27 AM

    Oh, did I? Oh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely life my right arm ‘cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting; I did over a thousand.

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  29. Ron Burgandy7:28 AM

    You have your ubulus muscle that connects to the upper dorsinus. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life.

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  30. deadpussy7:28 AM

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  31. Kristin Wigs7:28 AM

    Hudgens and Efron.

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  32. Ron Burgandy7:29 AM

    I’m just gonna grab this shirt, if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns, they’ll get you.

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  33. deadpussy7:29 AM

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    1. Ashley7:31 AM

      This absolutely made my morning.

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  34. Meanie Rhysie7:32 AM

    I dunno who the trolls are, but Im not groovin on the ass that is deadpussy. Nasty!

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    1. deadpussy7:45 AM

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    2. Unknown8:07 AM

      Deadpussy have you seen what Meanie looks like? It might work if you had a bag over her head, preferably the plastic kind that L.A. has recently banned. You'd get lost in layers of blubber before you found her ass.

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    3. MichaelaK8:10 AM

      You, Ariaaaaa! Talking to yourself, real original!

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  35. Amber7:33 AM

    @Ashley - your avatar made my morning.

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  36. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches7:33 AM

    What's an Enties?

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  37. Ghost of Songs Past7:37 AM

    I know everything's gonna be okay

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  38. CantHaveMyPurse7:40 AM

    Mmmmm. Peanut butter and jelly........

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  39. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches7:57 AM

    Thanks Gayeld, but I'm afraid your kind words might be too late. I just drank three shots of tequila. The pressures of Hollywood are just too much you know? Don't have anything to do today so might as well get pissed.

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    1. MichaelaK8:09 AM

      Emma, I'll be there in a few. Chloe Grace Moretz rang and asked if she could come, is that OK? (She didn't. But I'll text her. She's my Mimosa Baby.)

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    2. Gayeld8:12 AM

      Next time try vodka. You'll feel a lot better about yourself the next day. Tequilla is no friend of mine.

      Not anymore, anyway.

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    3. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches9:05 AM

      Thanks Gayeld. I switched to champagne the tequila was making me a little mouthy!

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  40. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches8:05 AM

    Yep too late

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  41. Sherry8:13 AM

    OMG Boobs! Where in the HELL did you get that? Hilarious!

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  42. Amber8:14 AM

    @Gayeld - Nice thing about tequila, though, is that it's agave instead of refined sugar, which means it's paleo! :)

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  43. Sherry8:15 AM

    Oh interesting A non a miss..I didn't see that until now. Hmmm...Weird.

    Hey Reese!

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  44. Mango8:28 AM

    Chloe Moretz

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  45. CarrieGraceMoretzbetches8:30 AM

    @Mikaela K yes! Invite that betch, she's very cool. I wanted her to be in bling ring but she was busy filming Kick Ass 2

    I like tequila, what's your drink?

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  46. Mugshotland Creator9:05 AM

    wow. the comment section is ruined. bummer.

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  47. ms snarky9:49 AM

    This is so boring.

    Except DrunkEmma is a teensy bit amusing.

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  48. Anonymous10:50 AM

    someone and beiber? maybe vanessa h

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  49. Slap-n-Tickle3:54 PM

    These comments are hilarious! They're better than the blinds.

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  50. rajahcat4:19 PM

    drinking much today?

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  51. rajahcat4:36 PM

    no it must be super moon withdrawal

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