Two Canadians celebrated Canada Day by getting married or not, depending on what you read this weekend. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger finally said I do. Of course they actually said it while Avril bounced down the aisle singing the same song she has sung for the past decade while Chad preened at the front of the church and did air guitar. It would have been kind of silly except that is actually what happened and they recorded the whole thing which will be an extra on each of their next CD's. They also went straight to the studio to record a Christmas album together which won't actually get made because each one will be fighting to get to a mirror to see who can look the most cool.
Kneepads said it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteOohh, someone doesn't like the Canadian Burt and Loni!
ReplyDelete^this!!!!!
Delete^this!!!!!
DeleteMy birthday is on Canada Day. Thanks a lot, Canada!
ReplyDeleteDisclaimer: I think Canada and its people are beautiful. The only exception is these two turds.
Dont forget the biebs plz. hes the king of the turds
DeleteYawn.
ReplyDeleteHe is one unfortunate looking dude.
ReplyDeleteAvril, 2002 called..... I think you know the rest.
PS Her siblings are named Michelle and Matthew. Such ordinary names and then Avril. I thought that was odd. (Just googled her to see when Complicated came out, not an uber fan or anything, Scouts Honor!)
Avril is a common-ish name in French, if her family is French Canadian it wouldn't be out of the ordinary. The name April, which Avril is the French translation of, didn't become popular til the middle half of the 20th century I believe. In the 1920s and 30's it was an unusual name.
DeleteHuh. Shows how much I know about the French Canadians!
DeleteTo be fair, why should anyone know anything about French Canadians? I only know because I had a friend named Avril in elementary school.
DeleteSomeone needs to take her aside and show her how to do her eyeliner properly. Maybe Alice Cooper.
ReplyDeleteHer stringy hair kills me.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a hungover Olsen twin and Travolta's bobblehead!
ReplyDeleteLook'a the gorgeous couple! She with the shiny, lustrous locks and tastefully done make-up. Him with the debonair look going on...wtf is up with his facial hair, anydamnhow? LOL
ReplyDeleteWow listen to all the "models"getting catty :yawn: good luck to the pair I hope it lasts for them
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who made me laugh more, Jenn of Chef. But just for Disco, Mazel you crazy kids. BTW she's pregnant right? She looks it in recent pics.
ReplyDeleteBad hair, bad makeup - both of them.
ReplyDeleteI don't follow nickleback or this this guy and know a little about Avril ( I guess one hit wonder and dated Brody Jenner) but is there something I don't know about that leads to all the ridicule and hate for them?
ReplyDeleteThey both make terrible music. The hate is purely from dislike of the music. And their constant look of 2002. But seriously, the music is really bad and annoying and it's like they both knew they were annoying and got together to be King and Queen of 2002 4evah.
Deletethanks - I thought there might have been some 'incident' or other behavior that I might have missed.
DeleteI thought they'd be in head to toe chambray...
ReplyDeleteNot that I am above ridiculing things I know nothing about mind you:)
ReplyDeletei don't care what ya'll say. I love nickelback. They're fun and they rock.
ReplyDeleteAvril, on the other hand.... *shudder*
@Discobitch, I hear you. They say those lacking in confidence about their own appearance will make disparaging remarks about others. It makes them feel better about their own deficiencies. Making fun of someones appearance is not cool.
ReplyDeleteI wish Chad the Avril the best whether they are married or not.
These two should be tried for crimes against humanity with their entire oeuvre of work as MORE than enough evidence. Just the epitome of suck. Sorry to those of you who are fans. No really, I am. It's almost sad how rooted they are (moreso her) in the past. I wonder if she would pitch a fit if you took her black eyeliner away? Both of them try so hard to never change and it's freakish.
ReplyDeleteHi Jax! Glad to see you are adding more and more about Canada to your commentary.
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ. Go read Jax's blog...completely different writing style. Furthermore, if you have been here long enough that you remember Jax writing for enty (and/or click over on the left to read old posts) you would know that Jax has always said, "hey this is Jax" or "Blind Item1-by Jax. Posters who guest write for enty are always identified. It used to happen somewhat regularly.
DeleteI'm not sure where you got it in your mind that Jax writes this blog now but if she does, she has decided to take on an entirely new persona to do so...so new and different as to be unrecognizable as her.
I have no idea who "Jax" is, I thought the Jax wrote this post was an in joke for "um, no way a dude wrote this."
DeleteWhere is jax's blog?
Jax is a long time poster that doesn't come around much anymore. She's met enty and used to write the occasional guest post (as did a few other oldtimers) . Long ago, enty used to reciprocally comment on her blog (when cdan was small, he used to post on most people's blogs who posted here) . Because she knows enty, some people (erroneously) believe they are one and the same. She and enty sound nothing alike. It's linked from her blogger account.
Delete*Or at least it used to be linked from her blogger. I haven't been on there in a while so don't know if it still is...I just assume so.
DeleteI wanna see what Discobitch looks like.
ReplyDeleteSo this reminded me if the blind reveal. Pretty sure it was Avril, who wouldn't sleep with her husband but would take her dogs into the shower for long periods of time? If anyone remembers this one correct me if I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteNot even a French Canadian thing. Avril is french for April.
ReplyDeleteI'm no model, and will still say the Kroeger is FUG. Kels nailed it when she said they're stuck in 2002.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering about that blind recently too Brittany... I do remember it, but I don't think it was revealed. I don't think Kroeger's that lame, but Enty does always have more inside info. I wish them happiness and a long happy life together. side eye.....
ReplyDeleteChad looks a bit like Nik Cage w hair in this picture and she looks better than I'm used to seeing out of her
ReplyDelete@Brittany I was thinking of that blind reveal too!
ReplyDeleteChad Kroeger - why the long face?
ReplyDelete@Lola - Can you send me the link to Jax's blog? I miss Jax & the old gang that use to post all of the time.
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