“I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect."
Yes, she is a hero. I don't know why we have never considered her a hero before now. I mean, who isn't a hero who has lived with webbing between their eyes. Medals for everyone.
Oh, but wait, it gets better. Or worse. "My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!"
Yeah, she said it.
Enties did you really just go there with the "how much can you write about someone..."?
ReplyDeleteShame on you.
Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteBecause a cleft palate and a tiny cosmetic issue with your eyes are the same thing. Wasn't there some screenshot that came out from her publicist? Where he was showing texts between them, and she was saying I'm getting alot of attention, the whole world loves me, blah blah, and he was saying Amanda people are really worried about you.
ReplyDeleteSo the black eyes associated with a nose job were because of the surgery to remove the webbing?
ReplyDeleteWow.
Quick note, Amanda... look around you. See the pyramids? See the Sphinx?
That's because you're neck deep in de Nile.
@merlin, agree snd lol
DeleteBut did she fix that nose again?!?!
ReplyDeleteLOL Bitch, please. Sit the fuck down.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the swearing?
DeleteAt least she has an excuse for the duck lips
ReplyDeleteThere's a surgery for everything that's wrong with you!
ReplyDeleteGeez, my son had 4 open-heart surgeries. What does that make him?
ReplyDeleteYour son is a hero. Wishing all the best to you and your family.
DeleteNOT WORTHY TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR MS.COOL
ReplyDeleteAmanda is a hero, you see.
What a delusional narcissist. To compare her supposed defect to cleft palate, when she was always considered beautiful, is an all new low.
ReplyDeletewebbing between her eyes? Wow...never noticed.
ReplyDeleteWe need to ignore her. She's sick and all the attention is just feeding the beast. (Yeah, I know, I clicked on it too. I need to stop.)
ReplyDeleteWhat a huge bitch! Soooo spoiled and out of touch with reality. I thought she was super cute before she went nuts. Then I was like meh, attention whore..... Now I can't stand the broad.
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ReplyDeleteOh honey, you so far off the rails you dont even hear the whistle blowing. Get help.
ReplyDeletePoor girl's got webbing between her friggin' BRAIN.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this webbing that she's talking about. Does anyone have a picture that shows this supposed webbing
ReplyDeleteThey are epicanthal folds (which are one of the facial indicators of fetal alcohol syndrome and if you google that you can see it, and then goodle her as a child without makeup and you can see it on her too).
ReplyDeleteI am pretty convinced this is a Joaquin Phoenix type deal. I just don't buy any of it.
ReplyDeleteI gave up on her some time ago. used to have her on my Twitter celebrities list--along with just about every other legitimate (non-reality) actor/actress in Hollywood. But since I don't find the spectacle of watching someone crash and burn in real time to be particularly entertaining, I finally cut her from my list.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rhinoplastyinseattle.com/blog/updates-and-analysis/post/did-amanda-bynes-really-have-a-nose-job
ReplyDeleteIt's really amazing that someone who is 27 years old is behind all this. Reading her tweets she could pass for a disturbed 11 year old. The shallowness and narcissism of it all is mind boggling. Why would anyone make such a huge and pathetic fool of themselves if they were sane. How could the attention from this ever result in anything beneficial to her.
ReplyDelete@Jacaranda I don't know. She seemed so much more intelligent before this. The stuff she writes is pre-pre-teen maturity level. Either she's suffered some kind of brain damage from drug use or she's doing some kind of Phoenix/Kaufman-esque stunt. My God, though! How does someone spiral so quickly?
DeleteMs.Cool: It makes him Superman and you Supermom! Hope your son is well.
ReplyDeleteExcellent link Nemesis, thank you.
She's cray..That is all.
wtf is webbing between in the eyes
ReplyDeletelike spidey webb?
*google time*
Sounds like she's poking fun of whitewomen who use their personal issues ( cancer , abuse, rape) as a career stepping stone to promote themselves like the Jolies of the world .
ReplyDeleteThis actually sounds like a valid notion...I like your thinking...
DeleteI hope I never see this girl in person because I'll probably go to jail for slapping her right up side her head, then telling her, "That's for all the stupid ass shit you say STFU!!"
ReplyDeleteI noticed that webbing between her eyes in that movie she did with Colin Firth, and it was weird. If it bothered her so much, then glad she fixed it. Won't change her psychosis though.
ReplyDeleteNothing yet on Brooke Mueller since she left rehab - again??
ReplyDeleteI didn't know vapidity was a birth defect.
ReplyDeleteWTF is this twit talking about?
ReplyDeletewhere did she say anything about breast implants???
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