Amanda Bynes Says She Had A Birth Defect - Calls Herself A Hero

It has been almost a full week since I wrote about Amanda Bynes. It is not that she has not been busy, but how much can you really write about someone when they are trying everyday to really find the lowest possible place to hit rock bottom. She is getting close. In a series of Tweets, she said that she has had her breast implants removed and that she has been acting crazy because of a birth defect.

“I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I’ve never been more excited! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect."

Yes, she is a hero. I don't know why we have never considered her a hero before now. I mean, who isn't a hero who has lived with webbing between their eyes. Medals for everyone.

Oh, but wait, it gets better. Or worse. "My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!"

Yeah, she said it.