Amanda Bynes Has A Puppy

Someone somewhere in this world let Amanda Bynes have a puppy. I would like to know who this person is and I hope they are willing to get it back. I'm trying to think of a celebrity who would be a worse person to have a puppy. I can think of some, but Amanda is right there at the top of the list. What happens when Amanda decides her puppy is ugly? What happens when Amanda gets kicked out of wherever she is living now? What happens when Amanda decides to stay inside and smoke pot for five straight days and never gives her dog a walk? What happens when she forgets the dog somewhere? What happens if Drake says he will marry her, but no dogs allowed?