Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Amanda Bynes Has A Puppy

Someone somewhere in this world let Amanda Bynes have a puppy. I would like to know who this person is and I hope they are willing to get it back. I'm trying to think of a celebrity who would be a worse person to have a puppy. I can think of some, but Amanda is right there at the top of the list. What happens when Amanda decides her puppy is ugly? What happens when Amanda gets kicked out of wherever she is living now? What happens when Amanda decides to stay inside and smoke pot for five straight days and never gives her dog a walk? What happens when she forgets the dog somewhere? What happens if Drake says he will marry her, but no dogs allowed?

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM

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36 comments:

  1. Brenda L9:23 AM

    Sometimes dogs can be the catalyst to begin healing.....

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  2. FSP9:24 AM

    Congrats on her birth!

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  3. plokzy9:25 AM

    Suprised the dogs not black

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  4. sandybrook9:33 AM

    Enty doesn't know you can walk into a pet store and buy dogs? Anyway like Brenda said maybe she will start healing gain some responsibility and learn to love something besides herself--she's obviously a very lonely woman.

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  5. MM9:35 AM

    Eh, dogs can be a positive influence on crazy people.

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  6. MBK9:35 AM

    Oh, God. No, no, no!

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  7. skimpymist9:38 AM

    If Amanda doesn't want the dog anymore I'll be more than happy to take it so that i can have a piece of amanda with me and i'll name it WEBBY.

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  8. Kels9:40 AM

    Dogs can help brah

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  9. RowdyRodimus9:42 AM

    I wish Amanda would be papped eating a huge BLT with extra bacon just to see how Enty would turn bacon into a bad thing since Amanda is eating it.

    We get it, whoever is playing Enty now hates Amanda Bynes and nothing she can do will ever good in "Enty's" eyes.

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  10. crila169:53 AM

    @FSP...LOL!!!

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  11. AKM9:55 AM

    My first thought was agreement with those who hope that this might be a healing gift of responsibility for her. Let's hope.

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  12. Amber9:58 AM

    I was reading her twitter this morning, and here's what she had to say about that picture:

    Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes
    OH MY GOD! THAT'S NOT ME! They morphed my face onto someone with a different face shape! I'm suing any site/magazine that shares that image!

    Also, I don't think busting a sag in your leggings is a thing.

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  13. leemonada7610:00 AM

    That's worse than Don Draper's stepmom!

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  14. Anonymous10:24 AM

    She looks horrible

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  15. Anonymous10:49 AM

    Aww that looks like my little pomchi Mary Jane. She passed away last year. I still miss that damn dog every single day. RIP my little licky loo

    I wasn't really buying the whole Amanda B was cray business but her increasingly erratic behavior and those sorry ass wigs have persuaded me otherwise. Amanda, when you lose your shit.. I'll dog sit for you girl.

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  16. Crystal Jones10:57 AM

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  17. Tyger Lilly11:18 AM

    That dog is SO UGLY! But the puppy is cute.

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  18. ethorne11:29 AM

    What happens when her wig eats her dog?

    *Typo & it stays.

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  19. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Dang! She's gonna try smoke it..

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  20. Unknown12:18 PM

    I hope she eventually doesn't think that dog is ugly!! Poor baby...I hope she treats him/her right.

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  21. Desiree12:33 PM

    This girl is basically unrecognizable at this point. Damn...that is crazy.

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  22. Jason Blue Eyes12:57 PM

    Caity Weaver at Gawker ran into Amanda at 2 in the morning, alone on a street in NY this past weekend. Her account of the creepy incident is the best thing you'll read all week.

    Yes, Amanda was carrying the dog.

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  23. Jason Blue Eyes1:00 PM

    At least Amanda's shirt is patriotic.

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  24. Tempestuous Grape1:10 PM

    Oh good god, please help that poor baby...(talking about the dog)

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  25. Tempestuous Grape1:11 PM

    BTW, this is by far the worst that Miss Bitch Face Bynes has looked. What a stupid idiot.

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  26. Count Jerkula3:05 PM

    Dammit Mandy, when I said to post pics of your puppies, this aint what the fuck I meant. Put down the pooch, pic up your cell phone and gimme some gaddam butt cheeks already!!!!

    I didn't mean to yell at ya Miss Mandy, I'm sorry, but yer makin me crazy. I seen the pale, pillowy goodness of yer tits, and I'm craving to see how amazing all that gym time has made your glutes. Basically I'm a crackhead jonesing for a fix of ass crack. I can't help it, it is an affliction. I have a disease and you have the cure.

    Why you gotta hold out on me, Baby? Does my suffering and blue balls amuse you? I'm not askin you to bang me (though you could, if you ask nicely), I'm just trying to view another one of Mother Nature's works of art.

    If you can't get the right angle, I'll stop by, take some snaps and leave the memory card for ya. I'll be in AC at Bally's this weekend, if you wanna meet up down there. I won't even try and cop a feel, if yer saving yerself for marriage. Just lemme get a whiff.

    Once again, contact me via the email on my profile.

    Take care,

    Count

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  27. anon6:15 PM

    Sorry but while dogs may aid in healing for some people they are also a very big responsibility and I have a hard time wrapping my head around Amanda Bynes being a responsible pet owner at this point in her life. I feel sorry for that pup!

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  28. Fluffy White Clouds7:24 PM

    Omg Count I can count on you to make me laugh! I have a cold, am miserable today and I'm rolling on the floor with laughter! Thanks for that!

    My first thought about AB and her dog was oh no poor doggie I hope he makes it through AB's "your ugly" phase...but not others here. So kind and hopeful, brought a smile to my heart. Love it.

    Hope she heals or doesn't teeter further down to the abysmal edge of mental non-clarity....

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  29. erika7:47 PM

    been sooooo down this week thanks all for the gut bursting out loud laughs!

    but....I retreat to my gloom because amanda bynes has a doggy. Please God, Angels....please help guide this young pup soul. I'm so afraid for him.

    tears return : (

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  30. delete account7:49 PM

    Can she go AWAY?!!!!!!!
    Seriously, she is nothing but one publicity stunt after another. I can stomach Wonky McValtrex better!!!

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  31. lucy12:43 PM

    I thought she was going to get a cat so Drake could murder it.

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  32. Anonymous9:58 AM

    I'm with Erika, Please God, please guard and help this poor innocent soul, please help Amanda's puppy, please let puppy services get involved and may it have a safe and loving home, please God, please Angels. I'm afraid for the puppy.

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  33. AML3:13 PM

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