Today's Blind Items - She Thinks The Casting Couch Is Great
This actress is B- list. I'm really stretching it there. The only reason she gets that high of a grade is because of one role on a hit show. Current role, but she has not done much before, but one can expect she will do more after the role ends which should be in another season or two at the very most. I spoke to one of her friends the other day and they said she has always been very open and honest, at least with her friends that she has no problems with getting roles via the casting couch and says if she can get them that way and beat out someone else and get to the top faster, then why shouldn't she do it? She says there is no reason for her to go to 20 auditions in a week and spend 60 hours a week driving to and from them and waiting if she can go spend an hour having sex and get a role she would have got after four or five weeks of driving to and from auditions. She also has no problem with nudity and said that for her big break she not only agreed to nudity but also has the casting couch to thank for the role which ultimately got her the role that is starting to make her a star which she says she did not have to have sex with anyone for, but was very willing. No wonder she gets along so great with her female B list co-star.
Beth Behrs
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones? Show lasting only another season or two....
ReplyDeleteAnnaLynne McCord? Didn't she tweet a pic of her boobs or something?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea, but I applaud her willingness to play the game if she's as happy as she says she is.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna go with Cobie Smulders cause I don't remember seeing her in anything before HIMYM, but she doesn't really seem the type and I'm not sure where the nudity would fit in.
ReplyDeleteall of them? She must not live in town if she's commuting that much.
ReplyDeleteWell in all fairness some of today's A list actors and actresses have had to go the casting couch road. Yes talent keeps you working but does not get you in the door. Once you reach the top, you never have to F anyone ever again.
ReplyDeleteBisou bisou
ReplyDeleteblonde from two broke girls
ReplyDeleteBut if she hasn't done that much before this one role, how does that jive with "she has no problems with getting roles via the casting couch"?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the writing but every sentence here contradicts the one before.
Naya Rivera - Glee's been renewed for 2 more seasons and wasn't she a pole dancer at some point in the past? Lea Michele for her B list co star?
ReplyDeleteI like @leemonada's guess! Jessica Pare used to do a ton of nudity early in her career, didn't "have to" sleep with someone for current role, but is anyway (allegedly having affair with Matthew Weiner), and B list co-star she gets along with would be January Jones, of course!
ReplyDeleteYes, her with Craig Robinson in Hot Tub Time Machine!
DeleteProbably not Colbie - she's been in a handful of movies and is promoting one now, I believe.
ReplyDeleteBrian Williams daughter on Girls
ReplyDeleteJessica Pare immediately came to mind.
ReplyDeleteThing is, if you're sleeping with people for roles, you can't get upset once those opportunities -- and your career -- dry up.
Okay, let's walk backwards. She's doing well on a hit show now, got this role because she had a high-profile role ("big break") which required nudity, as well as her plooking someone to get it.
ReplyDeleteSo, who got their break getting naked, and moved on from there to a role in a hit TV show, which is expected to last only or two more seasons?
Naked "big break" to hit show w/one or two seasons left seems to be the key.
lol...this could be one of dozens.
ReplyDeleteNicely done, leemonada... I think you nailed it.
ReplyDeleteI wish the lid wld be ripped off these predators. Two consenting adults, fine-but preying on young girls snd theur dreams is inhuman.
ReplyDeleteI was initially thinking January Jones as well, but I like the Bijou Bijou Jessica Pare guess. She is absolutely the worst actress ever on Mad Men. And I don't know of any nudity jobs on JJ's end. I just remember her at the end of Love Actually and that she was an Abercrombie model.
ReplyDeleteI've never enjoyed her! Don't wanna spoil anything for anyway, but heart surgeon and his wife have made for an interesting addition to say the least...
DeleteOlivia Munn, she's known for sleeping for her career. Did nudity for Magic Mike and is on the network now.
ReplyDeleteLea Michele went topless for the Broadway show that started getting her attention prior to Glee and she's always said she has no problem with nudity. Glee has two seasons left. Lea hasn't done much else beyond a bit part in an ensemble movie.
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be January Jones.
ReplyDeleteBeth Behrs is a broadway star.
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
ReplyDeleteVergara?
ReplyDeleteFirst of all What bunch of shitty friends.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all thats what she want to do then do you girl.
good luck.
January Jones hasn't ever done nudity. Jessica Pare had a very funny bathtub scene in "Hot Tub Time Machine" that all the men in the world noticed. Is that the one? HTTM wasn't that huge of a hit but like "Old School" most guys have seen it a few times.
ReplyDelete@lazy, January was at least partially naked in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. Barry Pepper gives it to her rather explicitly in the ass during one scene.
ReplyDelete(Side note: Great film, but don't listen to it with January's commentary. She's as awful in voice-over as she is on-screen.)
Nina Dobrev? She seems to be a lot of places.
ReplyDeleteArya Stark?
ReplyDeleteGretchen Mol from Boardwalk Empire. Carry on...
ReplyDelete2 seasons left on mad men
ReplyDeletejessica pare
co star jan jones jealous she is not cupcake of show now
Um, Naomi, I hate to break it to you, but Beth Behrs has never even appeared on Broadway. At least according to Broadway and the interwebs.
ReplyDeleteIn 2005, she did play Sandy Dumbrowski in a production of Grease at San Francisco's Ray of Light Theatre. However, that's about 3000 miles from Broadway.
Seriously people, don't make stuff up and post it as if its true. I knew that the notion that she was a 'broadway star' was laughable and I only ever saw her once, on its a brad brad world. yes, guilty as charged.
Beth B is a one hit wonder if ever there was one. don't know if she's the answer for the blind.
On board with Leemonada. Pare's the first person I thought of based on the fact she's a shit actress, unattractive & has zero chemistry with Don Draper. Every scene she's in I want to scream "WTF is *she* doing here?! Make it stop!"
ReplyDeleteOT: I miss the good ole days on MM when I pretty much enjoyed every character, even shmucks like Lane, but now everyone irritates the hell outta me except Roger & Penny. I wonder if that's Matt's point? It's Sopranos all over again :(
Missing an obvious guess hereI think, Emmy Rossum! Nudity in Shameless & Co star is Joan Cusak
ReplyDeleteI'm on board guessing Lea Michelle she is desparate for fame.
ReplyDeleteI like the Jessica Pare guess with January Jones as her co-star. They have been seen together a lot lately.
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely Jessica Pare. She is a generous B- JJ is a B list that's okay with the casting couch.
ReplyDeletePare is a worse actress than January--as hard as that is to imagine--and a large majority of Mad Men fans dislike her characters takeover of the show.
She'd have been gone by now, or at least reduced in role size, if Weiner wasn't blinded/guided by his penis.
Jessica Paré has been in many movies in Canada and France before, and Mad Men will be over next season, not "in another season or two." Of course, Enty could give us a red herring and make things more vague.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't mind her acting. Her character is supposed to be very different from the usual people at the agency or Betty Draper. The character is also flawed but that doesn't come from her acting. She's written that way.
Everytime Pare smiles I want to cry. Snaggleteeth.
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone hate Enero Jones? I think her acting in the show is so good that people hate her in real life. Is she that big of a hemorrhoid in real life?
Arya Stark (Maisie Williams) is way too young for that. The thought of that breaks my brain!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Emilia Clarke, but I highly doubt that GoT only has a couple of seasons left.
I'll have to go with January Jones.
Cobie Smulders is married Taran Killam and just had a kid.
ReplyDeleteBeth Behrs is quite talented, comes from a privileged background and the show-runner who cast her in one of the leads for 2 Broke Girls, Michael Patrick King, is gay.
Modern Family wives - you can figure which is which.
ReplyDeleteIt is the girl who plays Marley. She did a nude scene in Homeland before getting on glee
ReplyDeleteMelissa Benoist.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Jessica Pare crowd.
ReplyDeleteI read an interview with Matthew Weiner where he went on and on and on about her. Very effusive praise for such a boring actress who creates a void whenever she appears on the on the TV screen
I just want to say, what kind of tools are these directors/producers? 1 session of naked time and they are handing broads the keys to the Brinks truck? It should be more like, "OK, you got the role. Here's my room number at the Marmont and the key. Tuesday's noon to 5 until we get canceled (or production wraps on a movie)."
ReplyDeleteIf yer gonna go scumbag, go FULL scumbag. If yer gonna go whore, go FULL whore.
gotta agree with you Jerkula. more airtime, more sacktime...unless he orshe does the ending
ReplyDeleteI don't mind Jessica Pare.
ReplyDeleteI think she and JJ are both bad actresses but have different styles. JP delivers her lines like a 16 year old drama queen. JJ delivers her lines like she's reading over them and practicing her inflection.
If this is Emelia Clarke I'm making a career switch to casting director.
ReplyDeleteThis sure sounds like Jessica Pare.
ReplyDeleteIf you need to screw guys to get roles I say go for it. She should draw the line at anal though.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the Pare guesses. And I know I'm the only one, but I just love her on Mad Men.
ReplyDeleteI read this through as Kim Kardashian with Kanye as the "female B list co-star" and the male/female switch one of Enty's sneaky little blind item tweaks. (***twinkle***)
ReplyDelete"If yer gonna go scumbag, go FULL scumbag."
ReplyDeleteI invite you to read the California criminal codes on pimping and sexual enslavement. If you try going "full scumbag" like that, you'll do hard time at Folsom...and I don't think you'll be on the giving end of the "couch casting" that goes on there.
Allison Williams from Girls.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder if its easier for a woman to open her legs or a book to get ahead in life.....maybe sill' bit of both: sleep with the right folks.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham.
ReplyDeleteAllison Williams has never done nudity on Girls and her contract states that she will never be required to.
ReplyDeleteYeah, given who Allison Williams' dad is, I think it's HIGHLY unlikely that she'd ever have to resort to having sex to get a job.
ReplyDelete@Profane: Yeah, cause making a chick fuck only 1 time for a job is TOTALLY legal. Dunce.
ReplyDeleteI invite you open a dictionary to "ignorant tool" and have a read. No hard copy of a dictionary? Then the bathroom mirror will have to do.
Yer mouth, my balls, have fun.
Seriously, did everybody who achieved a big success (and I mean A list here) go through the casting couch?!
ReplyDeleteI wanna believe that u can have a big career without selling your body and losing your morals...
You really think they have morals? Hollywood is a big money, cut throat place. If a moral, kind person got in there, they are probably eaten up and spit out.
ReplyDeleteI obviously realize that a big majority of them have no morals or limits whatsoever, but I just want to believe that there is a few, just a few ppl at least who got to the top without selling themselves...
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